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  • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    Did God tell you that?

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    • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

      We provided you with cartoons because we doubted your mental capacities. If you feel you are up to it, feel free to browse through these scholarly resources, provided by the merciful generosity of Christians trying to save you:


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      • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

        "... The King James translators humbly stated that their work may contain “imperfections and blemishes.” Remember, this is THEIR opinion of THEIR best efforts to better the Word of God in English..."

        Oh I see? So by THEIR interpretation the King James Bible is as it is, which by no means at all justify that this Bible is more correct than others. It is simply a matter of opinion and how oneself interpret the texts.
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        • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          Listen up both of you! God chose King James as the conduit of His Word. Over the years by Chinese whispering, errant scribes and the pope and his satanic minions, God's Written Word had indeed been corrupted. King James put an end to this and gave the final inerrant version.
          A half truth. Your correct in saying that over the years the word of God had been changed from what was originally said to what was being said then. However, while you mentioned the Chinese? scribes ect, you forgot to mention King James. God chose the people who wrote the bible as a conduit of His word. The fact that you listen to anyone other than the original authors of Gods word shows nothing other than a disbelief of what God originally said. King James is not the final word on what was said, if that was true then God would have chosen him to write the Bible not the apostles/original authors.

          Maybe instead of bowing at the feet of God and Jesus, you should be be doing so at the feet of King James. After all, that is who your listening to.

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          • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

            King James didn't translate the Bible. He authorized a team of scholars to translate it. Please read the information posted above to see why it is the most reliable Bible translation available in the English language.

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            • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              King James didn't translate the Bible. He authorized a team of scholars to translate it. Please read the information posted above to see why it is the most reliable Bible translation available in the English language.
              By you stating that "it is the most reliable Bible.." you kinda admit that it is not 100% perfect, it is just the most reliable. As such, there might be errors and wrongly interpreted texts. So I guess when reading the Bible one should apply common sense instead of blind reliance?!
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              • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                You're reading way too much into this. The KJV is inerrant. Now please read the resources I gave you.

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                • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  You're reading way too much into this. The KJV is inerrant. Now please read the resources I gave you.
                  Please, read my first post on this page. I quoted said text from your resource page and responded accordingly.
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                  • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                    Keep reading. I don't think you've clicked on all of the links yet.

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                    • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                      Ok. I think I see why I am failing. How I have been so blind! Forgive my sins for speaking shamefully about the true superior King James Bible.

                      Please, teach me your ways and give me salvation. I BEG YOU ALL!
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                      • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                        Originally posted by GoldenTwo View Post
                        Ok. I think I see why I am failing. How I have been so blind! Forgive my sins for speaking shamefully about the true superior King James Bible.

                        Please, teach me your ways and give me salvation. I BEG YOU ALL!
                        Only Jesus can give you Salvation(c). Only He can wash your filthy degenerate sins away with His blood.

                        1 John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

                        1 John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

                        Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,
                        If you'd like to make a fresh start, why not make a thread of your own in the "introductions" forum and tell us about the perverted lifestyle you want to give up? We'd all like to hear your testimony.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          You're reading way too much into this. The KJV is inerrant. Now please read the resources I gave you.
                          Correct if you mean the KJV1611 bible. Unfortunately some misguided souls thought they might improve on the truely inspired version and it's taken centuries to repair the mistakes.

                          Fortunately today KJV1611 bibles are available for anyone who wants to be inspired by scripture as god intended.
                          Acts 3:24-25 "The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."

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                          • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            My wife's V70 AWD with a 6 speed Getrag, 350 RWHP, with her driving (a little only lady, nearly 60-she like jail bait, that's me ) would make sushi of your rice rocket.... Please.....

                            And the Rev.'s car smokes my wife's. You had best go back to racing old people with scooters at the mall.

                            Uhm, the Volvo V70 AWD is a 2wd car with a Haldex that connects the rear wheels when the front wheels start to spin. So no, it does not have 350 RWHP

                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                            Didn't you hear boy? My SL65 and Brother James' wife's Volvo would tear up your Honda. We are good Christian men and Jesus has rewarded us with worldly pleasures for spreading the Word of God© to the unsaved masses. You drive a four-banger Honda so ask yourself what you've been doing in life to piss off Jesus?
                            Reducing your faith and your God into a meager pissing contest about "who owns the most expensive cars" is amusing. Since I don't believe in your God I can inform you that I have a '08 Volvo S80 D5 AWD with all options and a Toyota Supra i like to toy around with when I'm bored. So why haven't God cursed me, or my wallet yet?

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                            • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                              Originally posted by muffser View Post
                              So why haven't God cursed me, or my wallet yet?
                              Has He blessed you with a beautiful wife and several dutiful children?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                                The NSX is a holy car. The sound you hear when V-TEC engages is the sound of angels singing a hymn.

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