If I Win, Call Me Mr. President!!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Great news, Brothers and Sisters! I'm just back from a trip to inspect my factories in Vietnam, Thailand, and the Philippines. While there, I was asked by some fellow factory owners to run for president of the International Association of Lead Toy Manufacturers (IALTM). I talked it over with my wife Delores, and as of today, I'm throwing my hat in the ring!

Don't worry, being president of a major Asian trade manufacturers association is NOT going to take any time away from my church attendance and volunteer work.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: If I Win, Call Me Mr. President!!

Good luck to you brother. Way too long has the IALTM the favorite whipping boy of the left. It's time lead toy manufacturers stand up proud and tell the world all the great things you guys are doing. If it wasn't for the lead toy industry millions of kids across the planet wold have so many bright and shiny things to play with.

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: If I Win, Call Me Mr. President!!

Yes!! Imagine all the great things you can make from lead!! Crystals, and beautiful red paint for your barbie's fingernails. Just DON'T EAT IT, children.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If I Win, Call Me Mr. President!!

Yes!! Imagine all the great things you can make from lead!! Crystals, and beautiful red paint for your barbie's fingernails. Just DON'T EAT IT, children.

Now don't tell me that even YOU have been brainwashed into believing all that liberal hippie claptrap about lead being somehow harmful when ingested?

It is baseless lies like this that I hope Brother Monty will help stomp out forcefully, once he attains the heady power of Commander-in-Chief on the lead toy industry. I mean, if iron is good for you (thanks, Popeye!), then why should lead be any different?