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  • #31
    Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

    It is my hope and dream that Maria and I will be united in matrimony. However, I could never bring myself to do anything that would instill fear in such a lovely person.

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    • #32
      Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Is there no adjustment for inflation over the past 3400 years?
      No! Inflation is a hoax created by democrats to increase taxes.
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      • #33
        Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        No! Inflation is a hoax created by democrats to increase taxes.
        The shekel is a unit of weight, isn't it? The price of silver is as follows:

        if the colours are a bit confusing, here is a handy monochrome The 2nd chart has some interactive features.




        METROLOGY . 101 . 001 . 000½ . 000¼


        (To put them at ease, suggest some informal chat, wear casual clothes
        perhaps allow smoking etc.
        NOTE: try not to wear a miniskirt and sit on table in fromt of class )

        "Yo dudes.." (dig that crazy hep-cat jive) .......has anyone bought a silver trinket recently (as a gift, for example)?

        Now, who knows what an ounce of silver looks like?

        The basic unit of weight is the grain weight. Most other units are defined as so many grains. There are two grain standards, based on the actual weight of a grain of wheat (or barley). The precious metal units (e.g. troy ounce) are the older, and date from antiquity. The ancient Egyptians were the first to standardise such weights, and interestingly that would have been the standard current at the time of The Exodus and the Mosaic Law.


        Other units of weight were adopted in the mesopotamian region, such as the Shekel. There was a STANDARD SHEKEL in use (it is frequently referred to) and the use of crooked scales was not unknown! Amos 8:5

        How much did a Shekel weigh? One way to determine that would be from the weight of a grain of wheat (or barley - NOTE: in India a mustard seed was the standard; the point is that well established grain crops had consistent seed sizes) and that is pretty much the same today as it was then (archæological evidence includes grain from Egypt, Rome so we know what varieties they grew).

        A quick search suggests that a Shekel weighed about 0·35 troy oz (180 grains) - that would derive from the barley grain which was used for precious metals. It's about 11 grams.

        from KITCO interactive Charts linked (above)
        Silver In US Dollar per ounce - (SILVER)

        Bid: 47.94 . . . . . High: 49.24
        Ask: 48.00 . . . . .Low: 47.53


        YOUSE AT THE BACK STOP DOING THAT AND PAY ATTENTION


        So let's be generous and allow silver @ $50oz
        Shekel @ 0·35oz
        50 silver Shekels = 17·5 ounces = $875

        __________________________________________________

        The Bible tells us that when a woman's value is reduced to $0 her owner is out of pocket to the tune of 50 silver Shekels. Sometimes there is an element of punitive damages (an extra 50 silver Shekels).

        Miss Gálvez is worth $875.

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        • #34
          Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

          Originally posted by tiempo View Post
          I’m an hombre just down the road from you in Murcia, so if you like I will come up.

          You had a vision of dolphins, which also have warm, sweet, throbbing blood. You will see from the following meticulous research that your dream could be a revelation of the Day of Atonement.

          Bible Names Code. Each name from Adam to Jesus and their various meanings string together to form one coherent meaning.


          You also dreamed of being cleansed in water, and in telling us of this Day and Christ’s great Sacrifice the Word of the Lord also speaks of divers washings – Hebrews 9:10.

          Coincidence? I think not, but have no wish to get you over-excited with a goose chase and will leave it to those greater than I to advise if you’re ready to come unto Jesus.

          You are spanish also!!?
          Where in Murcia are you?
          I have cousins in Águilas and Lorca and a aunt in Caravaca de la Cruz.

          You're near they?

          YIC Mari.
          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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          • #35
            Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

            Beware, María! This fellow obviously wants to fornicate with you.
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            • #36
              Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
              [...]

              Miss Gálvez is worth $875.
              Now unlike many here I am capable of don't the following.....

              I admit I made a mistake.

              See that was easy, some of you need to try it some time.

              While I had searched for the price of Silver in grams the results I found had been in ounces, so yes the price I gave for María was a tad on the high side.

              The shekel had a variety of values depending on era, government and region; weights between 9 and 17 grams so the price range would be (using the closing price in NY yesterday of $1.538/g)
              50 9g shekels = 450g or $692.10
              100 17g shekels = 1700g or $2614.60

              By your statement
              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
              2) The Bible is VERY CLEAR AND EXPLICIT on such matters. Miss Gálvez is worth somewhere between 100 shekels and 50 shekels (a few hundred dollars max.) e.g. Deuteronomy 22:19 depending on her condition, just as any woman is.
              you clearly think that Miss Gálvez is in poor condition as "a few hundred dollars max." places her firmly at the bottom of the range.

              Is there something you know about Miss Gálvez that means she is in poor condition?
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              • #37
                Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

                María, marry me and there will be no silly bickering about how much money you're worth. I know that you are priceless!
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                • #38
                  Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

                  I just noticed my wife died. Are you still looking for a husband?
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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                  • #39
                    Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    I just noticed my wife died. Are you still looking for a husband?
                    Do you remember when you last noticed that she was alive?
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                    • #40
                      Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

                      Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                      You are spanish also!!?
                      Where in Murcia are you?
                      I have cousins in Águilas and Lorca and a aunt in Caravaca de la Cruz.

                      You're near they?

                      YIC Mari.
                      Small world! We live out in the hills in the southwest of the region and have friends in Lorca and Águilas.

                      Not born Spanish, we moved here by choice. My written Spanish is improving, listening not so much. Mainly laziness but partly the Murcian dialect – do = dos, marí = Madrid , etc.

                      Without giving too much away (not everyone here is Saved®) where are you in Alicante – closest to Elche, Alcoy, Dénia or the big city itself?

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                      • #41
                        Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        Beware, María! This fellow obviously wants to fornicate with you.
                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        María, marry me and there will be no silly bickering about how much money you're worth. I know that you are priceless!
                        A hem, mixed motives dude?

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                        • #42
                          Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

                          What are you implying, Sir? Unlike you, my intentions toward fair Maria are completely honorable. I would not dream of procreating with her until our wedding night!
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                          • #43
                            Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            What are you implying, Sir? Unlike you, my intentions toward fair Maria are completely honorable. I would not dream of procreating with her until our wedding night!
                            I’m already married and so can procreate whenever the mood takes me. No, my mind was set on a new pickup truck until seeing the going price for a wench. On the one hand a wench can pull a plow but on the other a pickup would be shiny and red. I need to work out the economics.

                            Sir, as your intentions are honorable I withdraw my objection, which I’ll admit was based on you being in California, a strange place to want to procreate, but each to their own I guess.

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                            • #44
                              Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

                              Originally posted by tiempo View Post
                              .......... you being in California, a strange place to want to procreate, but each to their own I guess.......

                              California? Spain? What's the difference, they're both filed with greasers.
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                              • #45
                                Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                Do you remember when you last noticed that she was alive?
                                Turns out she is still alive. She was asleep and she is getting deaf it seems. I will have to yell harder next time.
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                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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