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  • Newton
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    • Jan 2008
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    #1

    Chris Harper and Everything Else

    *Atheist Lies Deleted*
  • Brother Cletus
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    • Aug 2007
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    #2
    Re: Chris Harper and Everything Else

    Another lying liberal atheist communist here to persecute us. Big surprise.

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    • Newton
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      • Jan 2008
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      #3
      Re: Chris Harper and Everything Else

      Why am I currently seeing Chris Harper speaking at an atheists rally? There are some familiar faces in the audience, most of them are you people here at Landover Baptist.

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      • narrowpathy
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        • Jan 2008
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        #4
        Re: Chris Harper and Everything Else

        Originally posted by Newton View Post
        *Atheist Lies Deleted*
        If True Christians moved by the Holy Spirit ban you, it will be be because you are an idiot basically. Also, don't project your homosexual fantasies on those whose sins have been washed away by the Sweet Blood of Jesus.
        Otherwise, you die and go to Hell, and Satan raping your ass will make you sing 'Those were the days my friend!'
        "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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        • narrowpathy
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          • Jan 2008
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          #5
          Re: Chris Harper and Everything Else

          Jesus can turn water into liquor, (just try that yourself!) and He can resurrect people, too. Making a city or county invisible is a piece of cake for Him!
          "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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          • Newton
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            • Jan 2008
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            #6
            Re: Chris Harper and Everything Else

            *Atheist Lies Deleted*
            Last edited by Pastor Billy-Reuben; 01-22-2008, 04:24 PM. Reason: *Atheist Lies Deleted*

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            • narrowpathy
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              • Jan 2008
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              #7
              Re: Chris Harper and Everything Else

              Newton,

              Hell is full of 'Christians' like you.
              "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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              • Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                • Sep 2006
                • 5812

                #8
                Re: Chris Harper and Everything Else

                Originally posted by Newton View Post
                Why am I currently seeing Chris Harper speaking at an atheists rally?
                Chris Harper is a "comedian" and a satirist who does impressions. He is not Pastor Deacon Fred any more than Chevy Chase was Gerald Ford.

                Originally posted by Newton View Post
                There are some familiar faces in the audience, most of them are you people here at Landover Baptist.
                I have caught you in a lie. You claim to be a Christian, but you are attending atheist rallies.

                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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                • Bobby-Joe
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Chris Harper and Everything Else

                  Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                  Chris Harper is a "comedian" and a satirist who does impressions. He is not Pastor Deacon Fred any more than Chevy Chase was Gerald Ford.


                  I have caught you in a lie. You claim to be a Christian, but you are attending atheist rallies.

                  Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Typical atheist nonsense. Those God haters are so immoral they go around pretending to be Christians just so they can discredit us by pointing out so called "contradictions' and "absurdities" in The Bible. If atheists only had a moral compass they would see these so called "contradictions" and "absurdities" are in fact the bases of virtue and higher reason.

                  You should be ashamed of yourself Newton. Find Jesus before it is too late because Darwin won't save your from Hell.

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                  • narrowpathy
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                    • Jan 2008
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                    #10
                    Re: Chris Harper and Everything Else

                    Why, even I saw through him!
                    I think you should alert Landover Security Service
                    "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                    • SUV
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                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #11
                      Re: Chris Harper and Everything Else

                      What IS this sinner Newton Harp-ing about? This isn't something to do with those vile seal pups, is it?

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
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                        • Sep 2006
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                        #12
                        Re: Chris Harper and Everything Else

                        Originally posted by SUV View Post
                        What IS this sinner Newton Harp-ing about? This isn't something to do with those vile seal pups, is it?
                        No, sister, that's not it. We have a little girl calling herself "Newton" (after the cookies maybe?) who posed as a Christian, spouted atheist garbage all over our Godly forum, and now she seems to be obsessed with some harmonica player.

                        I'll bet she's on the drugs.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • JennyD
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                          #13
                          Re: Chris Harper and Everything Else

                          Everywhere I go, she follows me.

                          JUICE NEWTON, I WILL NOT BE YOUR LEZBEAN LOVER!

                          Now, stop tormenting me! Get thee behind me, Satan!
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                          • Brother Temperance
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                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: Chris Harper and Everything Else

                            So far in this topic, we've seen a lot of discussion of some secular deathrock harmonica player, but not much discussion of "everything else". Unless the discussion broadens to include "everything else" very quickly, I may be forced to give this poor Newt some infraction points for lying.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Wide-Open
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                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #15
                              Re: Chris Harper and Everything Else

                              Perhaps it is about a - rather lazy it seems - darts player ? Anyway, can make neither head nor tail of this thread.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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