Ex-atheist actually comprehends what is at stake!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

A former God-mocker named Steve Zara has figured out what exactly is at stake when we consider the afterlife.

We live for say, 80 years. 1000 years later we are in heaven, in some kind of drugged-up happy state worshipping god. 10,000 years later, the same. 1,000,000 years later the same. 100,000,000 years later, the same. Life has changed on Earth, and so have the continents. But in heaven, it's just one happy drug party. 3 billion years in the future, the Milky Way collides with Andromeda. The heavens change, but not Heaven. 100 billion years, and most of the stars have gone out. Civilizations cluster around black holes to farm their energy. Heaven is still a permanent High. Trillions of Trillions of years, and perhaps the universe is more full of intelligent life than ever, as black holes provide vast energy. In Heaven we are still praising God, and he shows no sign of getting bored of it. 10^120 years, and the last black holes have evaporated. There is still potential for change, and so there might still be life, but with each thought lasting a billion years, God is getting a bit bored, so a promotes a couple of angels to become Seraphim. But on with the bliss and praising! Uncountable trillions of years, and a random fluctuation creates a point of inflation and a new big bang. But even this time is infinitely small compared with the endless bliss and praising the Lord that is our fate, our initial 80 years of life seeming of utter insignificance.

I am pleased to report that, following this epiphany, Mr. Zara is rumored to have accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior!

What about you? Will you join us (and Steve Zara) in Heaven?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ex-atheist actually comprehends what is at stake!

I'm really surprised to see that there are no atheists reading about Steve Zara's conversion. Do you think it's because they are afraid they too will be convinced, then convicted by their conscience, and forced to give up anal sex with random strangers?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Ex-atheist actually comprehends what is at stake!

What does he mean "just praising" We SAVED also get to torment all the unsaved scum Jesus tossed into Hell.

The way I see it every day will be like Sunday at Landover

• 6:00am Wake up, eat my steak and egg breakfast while watching the damn burn on the wide screen.
  
• 8:00am to 12:00pm Go to God's palace, spend four hours telling God how cool He is.
  
• 12:00pm to 1:00pm Have lunch with Ronald Regan. Tell Regan what a great president he was.
  
• 1:00pm to 5:00pm Go down to Hell and stick sharp sticks in sinners for the laughs.
  
• 5:00pm to 7:00pm Come back for dinner with Jesus. Tell Jesus what a great savior He is.
  
• 7:00 pm to 12:00am Watch the Last Temptation , Die Hard and Atlas Shrugs on the jumbotron with the rest of the save.

Go to bed for another day of Glory

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Ex-atheist actually comprehends what is at stake!

I'm really surprised to see that there are no atheists reading about Steve Zara's conversion. Do you think it's because they are afraid they too will be convinced, then convicted by their conscience, and forced to give up anal sex with random strangers?

The difference is most atheists are under the age of 25, then they become agnostics, and if they live long enough to worry about their impending death, they convert to Christianity.

Face it, they all know that Jesus is real, but they're mostly snot nosed brats who are busy trying to upset the "establishment".

[AngelOfTheRose]

Re: Ex-atheist actually comprehends what is at stake!

The difference is most atheists are under the age of 25, then they become agnostics, and if they live long enough to worry about their impending death, they convert to Christianity.

Face it, they all know that Jesus is real, but they're mostly snot nosed brats who are busy trying to upset the "establishment".

I needed to quote this for how much truth this contains. Sadly, some never do grow out of that stage, even unto their dying days, but hey, that's their own fault if they refused to listen to the Word.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Ex-atheist actually comprehends what is at stake!

I needed to quote this for how much truth this contains. Sadly, some never do grow out of that stage, even unto their dying days, but hey, that's their own fault if they refused to listen to the Word.

Even Darwin himself converted on his death bed. I'm sure most do.

I think when True Christian(TM) women are done with their child rearing, they should all volunteer in Hospitals in order to convert the dying.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ex-atheist actually comprehends what is at stake!

Even Darwin himself converted on his death bed. I'm sure most do.

Maybe this Steve Zara is sick or something.

Apparently, he used to be some sort of a Hero Atheist on RichardDawkins.net.

Either way, I'm just happy -- and I know Jesus is, too -- that Steve Zara has become a Christian!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Ex-atheist actually comprehends what is at stake!

The fact that an atheist has converted to Christianity PROVES that God is real and His grace is more powerful than the skeptical, rational mind. Conversely, no True Christian(tm) has EVER become an atheist. We win!