[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Would even Jesus get into heaven?

The point being, that I was making the point that an illegitimate birth is an illegitimate birth, and it's just another biblical atrocity for the action to be damned down to 'the 10th generation' yet to do that very same thing.

I see that JESUS has addled your brain even more than it was before. I wish Brother Marshall were here to dare you to make less sense.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: Would even Jesus get into heaven?

I was doing some thinkning about how you and others like you follow the bible to the letter. Then something struck me. For Jesus was born out of wedlock:


Luke 1:35 35And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.

Luke 2:4-5 4And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David ) 5To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.

Clearly the above mentioned child not being Joseph. And Mary and Joseph were not married, thus she was carrying an illegitimate child, regardless of how it might have been conceived.
And yet the bible clearly states here:

Deuteronomy 23:2 2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

So there you have it. By the word of the bible, Jesus, an illegitimate child, should not even be allowed to enter heaven.
So, flat Earth believers, just how do you explain that one?

That is one of the dumbest arguments I've seen on these forums.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Would even Jesus get into heaven?

That is one of the dumbest arguments I've seen on these forums.

Obviously you have never read your own.

[lilith]

Re: Would even Jesus get into heaven?

Because we have what He wrote down; The book of Genesis in the KJV1611 Bible. duh!

Really - so why are bits of the bible named after the writers then,e.g.the Paul bits?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Would even Jesus get into heaven?

Really - so why are bits of the bible named after the writers then,e.g.the Paul bits?

Because they're the ones God dictated it to...
They were simply typewriters, a tool for the LORD.
(They didn't even get it quite right the first time however, most of them being faulty joo tools, that's why the KJV1611 was made.)

Just like we are using computers to write this here.. The words are still ours.
Or are you saying that a computer actually came up with your stupid post?

[Pastor Nereu Gargalo]

Re: Would even Jesus get into heaven?

I was doing some thinkning about how you and others like you follow the bible to the letter. Then something struck me. For Jesus was born out of wedlock:


Luke 1:35 35And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.

Luke 2:4-5 4And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David ) 5To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.

Clearly the above mentioned child not being Joseph. And Mary and Joseph were not married, thus she was carrying an illegitimate child, regardless of how it might have been conceived.
And yet the bible clearly states here:

Deuteronomy 23:2 2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

So there you have it. By the word of the bible, Jesus, an illegitimate child, should not even be allowed to enter heaven.
So, flat Earth believers, just how do you explain that one?

This is what happens when females try to minister.

34. Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

35. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church
1 Corinthians 14

[lilith]

Re: Would even Jesus get into heaven?

Because they're the ones God dictated it to...
They were simply typewriters, a tool for the LORD.
(They didn't even get it quite right the first time however, most of them being faulty joo tools, that's why the KJV1611 was made.)

Just like we are using computers to write this here.. The words are still ours.
Or are you saying that a computer actually came up with your stupid post?

Being quite restrained & polite,I won't say what yours have likely been written by...though the word "monkey" springs to mind.
So if god "dictated" the bible,why were certain parts of various gospels found (much later) in caves in the desert,then?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Would even Jesus get into heaven?

Being quite restrained & polite,I won't say what yours have likely been written by...though the word "monkey" springs to mind.

I have to disagree here, Lilith. Dubya, as much of a dimwit as he is, is surely too tied up to be writing SS's posts.

So if god "dictated" the bible,why were certain parts of various gospels found (much later) in caves in the desert,then?

Well, we know the answer.
Because it was written by HUMANS, and later thrown together in a jumbled mishmash, then later people like Constantine decided what went in and what didn't.
But SS's answer will probably be 'because god said so, you stupid harlots'. old

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Would even Jesus get into heaven?

I have to disagree here, Lilith. Dubya, as much of a dimwit as he is, is surely too tied up to be writing SS's posts.


Well, we know the answer.
Because it was written by HUMANS, and later thrown together in a jumbled mishmash, then later people like Constantine decided what went in and what didn't.
But SS's answer will probably be 'because god said so, you stupid harlots'. old

Because GOD said so, you stupid harlots!

[lilith]

Re: Would even Jesus get into heaven?

I have to disagree here, Lilith. Dubya, as much of a dimwit as he is, is surely too tied up to be writing SS's posts.


Well, we know the answer.
Because it was written by HUMANS, and later thrown together in a jumbled mishmash, then later people like Constantine decided what went in and what didn't.
But SS's answer will probably be 'because god said so, you stupid harlots'. old

You're probably right about Dubya....plus,can we be sure he CAN write more than his name?

And you were DEFINITELY right about the answer,almost uncanny!

[Pastor Nereu Gargalo]

Re: Would even Jesus get into heaven?

:
So if god "dictated" the bible,why were certain parts of various gospels found (much later) in caves in the desert,then?

We cannot know the Mind of God, for it is beyond our understanding. We must trust to faith that God has given unto us His message in His own time.

You make a constant mistake seen in all whom deny God's greatness. This mistake is based in your own arrogance and lack of respect. It is God who brought those people to His words. God guided those who found all the books.

16. Your eyes saw my substance, being yet unformed.
And in Your book they all were written,
The days fashioned for me,
When as yet there were none of them.
Psalm 139:16

I imagine Lilith that you were brought up as a spoiled child. Always getting your way and crying your eyes out if you did not. You constantly make demands, expecting that everything you desire must come to you as a right. You desire too much and make demands of God as if He must always bow to you and offer gifts in place of your offering faith to Him. God does not bow to greedy children, Lilith.

He that is greedy of gain troubleth his own house; but he that hateth gifts shall live.
Proverbs 15:27

[lilith]

Re: Would even Jesus get into heaven?

We cannot know the Mind of God, for it is beyond our understanding. We must trust to faith that God has given unto us His message in His own time.

You make a constant mistake seen in all whom deny God's greatness. This mistake is based in your own arrogance and lack of respect. It is God who brought those people to His words. God guided those who found all the books.

16. Your eyes saw my substance, being yet unformed.
And in Your book they all were written,
The days fashioned for me,
When as yet there were none of them.
Psalm 139:16

I imagine Lilith that you were brought up as a spoiled child. Always getting your way and crying your eyes out if you did not. You constantly make demands, expecting that everything you desire must come to you as a right. You desire too much and make demands of God as if He must always bow to you and offer gifts in place of your offering faith to Him. God does not bow to greedy children, Lilith.

He that is greedy of gain troubleth his own house; but he that hateth gifts shall live.
Proverbs 15:27

I see...so it's the old "Its beyond our understanding" get out clause,then?
Translation: We don't KNOW,stop asking.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Would even Jesus get into heaven?

I was doing some thinkning about how you and others like you follow the bible to the letter. Then something struck me. For Jesus was born out of wedlock:


Luke 1:35 35And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.

Luke 2:4-5 4And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David ) 5To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.

As a matter of fact, someone being conceived out of wedlock is not the same as their being born out of wedlock. To be illegitimate the second must occur.

But Jesus is God -- none of this applies to him, you nitwit.