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  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318

    #1

    THE BIBLE!

    THE BIBLE!
    THE BIBLE!
    THE BIBLE!
    THE BIBLE!
    THE BIBLE!
    THE BIBLE!
    THE BIBLE!
    THE BIBLE!
    THE BIBLE!
    THE BIBLE!

  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: THE BIBLE!

    PREACH IT BROTHER! PREACH IT!

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

    Hot Must ReadThreads!


    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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    • Cheshire
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 213

      #3
      Re: THE BIBLE!

      PRAISE!
      Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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      • Seeker
        Thank you Pastor Pistle!
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2007
        • 966

        #4
        Re: THE BIBLE!

        The B.I.B.L.E

        Yes that is the book for me... I stand alone on the word of God, the B.I.B.L.E.

        Take it next verse...

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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        • Born Again Bob
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2318

          #5
          Re: THE BIBLE!

          THE BIBLE,

          THE BIBLE

          THE BIBLE. . . THE BIBLE! THE BIBLE: THE BIBLE, THE BIBLE, THE BIBLE. "THE BIBLE."

          THE BIBLE,
          THE BIBLE

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          • Glendora Christianson
            Spiritual Mother of LBC
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2329

            #6
            Re: THE BIBLE!

            Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
            THE BIBLE!
            THE BIBLE!
            THE BIBLE!
            THE BIBLE!
            THE BIBLE!
            THE BIBLE!
            THE BIBLE!
            THE BIBLE!
            THE BIBLE!
            THE BIBLE!
            Holy Holy Holy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy Holy Holy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            (Bobo?)
            Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: THE BIBLE!

              Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
              THE BIBLE,

              THE BIBLE

              THE BIBLE. . . THE BIBLE! THE BIBLE: THE BIBLE, THE BIBLE, THE BIBLE. "THE BIBLE."

              THE BIBLE,
              THE BIBLE
              PREACH IT! PREACH IT! PREACH IT! OH JESUS I AM COMING LORD! OH LORD I AM COMING! THE THE BIBLE! THE BIBLE! THE BIBLE! THE BIBLE!!!!

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

              Hot Must ReadThreads!


              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: THE BIBLE!

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                PREACH IT! PREACH IT! PREACH IT! OH JESUS I AM COMING LORD! OH LORD I AM COMING! THE THE BIBLE! THE BIBLE! THE BIBLE! THE BIBLE!!!!

                THE BIBLE!!!!!


                Glory!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #9
                  Re: THE BIBLE!

                  GLORY! PRAISE JESUS!
                  HALLELUJAH, LORD!
                  THE BIBLE!
                  BIBLE!
                  BIBLE!
                  PRAISE!
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: THE BIBLE!

                    PREACH IT BROTHER!!!!


                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Father Thomas Martin
                      Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 1015

                      #11
                      Re: THE BIBLE!

                      papist pornography deleted

                      papist pornography deleted


                      THE BIBLE!

                      papist pornography deleted

                      (Read that too; it's almost as good as the Bible (the ones I have up))
                      Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-27-2008, 08:16 AM. Reason: papist pornography deleted
                      ACTS 5:29

                      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                      • Juliette
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 705

                        #12
                        Re: THE BIBLE!

                        I'm a little jeaulous to see all this joy and peace you people find in the bible.

                        Pray for me that maybe one day I find the strenght to do the same.


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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2026
                          • 15118

                          #13
                          Re: THE BIBLE!

                          Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                          I'm a little jeaulous to see all this joy and peace you people find in the bible.

                          Pray for me that maybe one day I find the strenght to do the same.
                          No need for jealousy dear, It's quite easy.
                          Just imagine Jesus entering you with His Love..............

                          OHHHHH JESUS, OH JESUS, OH JESUS, OH JESUS!!!

                          JESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESESJESUS..... ...........OOOOOHHHH........
                          JEEEEEEEEEEESUS.
                          YES;YES;YES;YES;JESUS!!!...............
                          OHHHHHHHHHH JESUS!

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • Juliette
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 705

                            #14
                            Re: THE BIBLE!

                            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                            No need for jealousy dear, It's quite easy.
                            Just imagine Jesus entering you with His Love..............

                            OHHHHH JESUS, OH JESUS, OH JESUS, OH JESUS!!!

                            JESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESESJESUS..... ...........OOOOOHHHH........
                            JEEEEEEEEEEESUS.
                            YES;YES;YES;YES;JESUS!!!...............
                            OHHHHHHHHHH JESUS!
                            Now thank you for sharing your wisdom with me Sister Talitha.

                            I'm sure this insight will help me in chosing the Right Way.


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                            • Juliette
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 705

                              #15
                              Re: THE BIBLE!

                              Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                              chosing
                              Choosing that has to be. My American needs some work.


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