I love this site.

[EPluribusUnum (On Moderation)]

I'd like to say, first off, thanks for creating this website. It is among the glorious things on the internet, and a really excellent representation of the kind of religious stuff on the internet.

What makes it even inspiring are the people who actually think that it is Masonic Conspircy. I thought this for a while - trust me, it's easy to be fooled by Satan, that's how well you keep up the Lord's work. Do you actually get any money from some people? Now THAT would be glorious, especially as how the site so much better than the kind of money-making "churches" that do that.

Anyway, always good for a prayer. It's kind of like that show, the Benny Hymm. Praise something, and suddenly it's easy to see how great the original thing is, and to spot those who actually think you are serious [both those who agree with you and who disagree].

So, good job. I hope this webpage stays up, for the Glory of God, and to show everyone how laudable the serious, real ones, are.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I love this site.

Thank you friend and I suggest you be more careful about your spelling in the future.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I love this site.

We all love this site, being HIS favourite forum, run by HIS favourite Church!
PRAISE JESUS!

And now that the LORD seems to have come into your black, sin-infected heart, click the PayPal button.
Let us set up a plan for Salvation, so that Jesus may save your worthless soul from eternal damnation.
Or would you rather rob Jesus and burn in hell?

[EPluribusUnum (On Moderation)]

Re: I love this site.

I'm a homer.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I love this site.

Haha, the editing really adds to the humor.

"Humor" friend? I assure you Landover is as serious as the very fires of Hell. I do hope you are not here to mock us.

[Marshall]

Re: I love this site.

I haven't seen any "editing" being done here save for the blaspheming degenerates who assail us with their swear words and pornographic insults. We do all we can to glorify Him and His word and foul language is not allowed. Past that the Lord Jesus Christ directs this website in whatever direction He sees fit.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I love this site.

Humor? I see nothing at all funny in any of this. Our church is every bit as real as Jesus Christ and as the lake of fire into which He will drop-kick all who mock Him, and it should be taken every bit as seriously. If it's so funny that we follow the entire Holy King James Bible, as opposed to just the parts that make us feel all warm and fuzzy inside, then I'm sure that eternal damnation will be a total laugh riot.

[EPluribusUnum (On Moderation)]

Re: I love this site.

Hehe, everyone knows where Freehold, Iowa, is .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you just gave your money away to Jesus for a great cuase!

I'm a homer

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: I love this site.

I'd like to say, first off, thanks for creating this website. It is among the glorious things on the internet, and a really excellent representation of the kind of religious stuff on the internet.

What makes it even inspiring are the people who actually think that it is Masonic Conspircy. I thought this for a while - trust me, it's easy to be fooled by Satan, that's how well you keep up the Lord's work. Do you actually get any money from some people? Now THAT would be glorious, especially as how the site so much better than the kind of money-making "churches" that do that.

Anyway, always good for a prayer. It's kind of like that show, the Benny Hymm. Praise something, and suddenly it's easy to see how great the original thing is, and to spot those who actually think you are serious [both those who agree with you and who disagree].

So, good job. I hope this webpage stays up, for the Glory of God, and to show everyone how laudable the serious, real ones, are.

Why don't more people appreciate the hard work you all do on behalf of Jesus? This thread has really made me think that I should open my heart to Jesus....Thank you!!