The Worst sin YOU ever Committed before you were Saved?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

A question for us True Christians to reflect on our genuine repentance of our wrongs against the Lord.

(This means Unsaved Trash stay out. This is for sincere reflection by our members who were saved by Jesus. Thank you.)

I'll start:

As many of you know I am an ex-alcoholic. Jesus saved me from that and I can now use certain spiritual drinks for Scripture enhancement only.

Alcoholism, however, was not the worst of my sins. Now that I am cured and Saved I can admit freely to you the worst of my sins rom my sordid past and SHOUT GLORY to He who Saved me!

My worst:

1)Disrespecting my own good kindly Christian father whilst drunk.

2)Living in sin until my Salvation, mainly fornicating, and even living for several years with my present wife before we were Baptized and remarried.

3)I yearly ate chocolate Easter Eggs despite claiming to be an atheist.

4)My neighbours ox. I coveted, stole and actually sold it for meat to a family of Travelling Gypsies near Kirkintilloch.

5)I oft used to laugh at and mock Christians and Christ himself. But no more. Thank the Lord.

6) I was vegatarian for 14 months in my youth, ignoring God's wish for us to eat the animals of the Earth that he gave us for our nourishment.


I am sorry for these sins Lord, but now you have saved me. Hallelujah!


Well? What were your worst sins?




Those are my worst affronts to Jesus.
Now share YOURS brothers and sisters.

[God_luver153]

Re: The Worst sin YOU ever Committed before you were Saved?

I too have sinned before i repented. I am too scared to speak of the things that i have done in my past, for God has saved me now. I feel as if i would be viewed differently if i speak of these sins. I look up to you, McUinnean for you have the guts to tell all of us your greatest sins. The fact that you have acknowledged them and have becoming a true beleiver in the Lord means that you should be forgiven for all that you have said. Should I tell you all my sins? or should i keep them to myself?

>>>>Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong.
1 Corinthians 16:13<<<<

[James Hutchins]

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I was a wild adolescent. I stole and drank booze and had sex with every girl in school and a few of my friends moms. I stole a few cars and sold them to pay off gambling debts. I fought a bunch of kids, used a knife too, blinded one kid and severed the spine of another.
But I started to learn about Jesus and by nineth grade, had stopped my wanton ways and have followed His word to the letter ever since. By tenth grade I was absolved of all my sins and the Pastor ensured that all those I wronged forgave me. I never looked back about my horrid life prior to being Baptized.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Brethren and sistren, allow me to share a story with you all about a time before I was Saved©, when I was a degenerate slut wantonly disregarding any and all of the Lord's commandments that I could.

I was nineteen years old at the time, and already quite experienced at playing the harlot. A male friend who I often fornicated with asked me if I'd like to go to Red Lobster with him to celebrate the fact that I'd just got my own studio apartment in scenic Camden, New Jersey. I said yes, not realizing just how debauched the evening would get. Of course, even if I had realized just what the night had in store for me, I doubt I would have cared.

I spent hours dressing and undressing myself, trying to decide on the perfect outfit to wear. I finally decided on a relatively (compared to how I was dressing at the time) conservative outfit, consisting of a sheer shirt, a neon-green vinyl miniskirt, fishnet stockings, thigh-high latex boots, and a distinct lack of undergarments. I then made sure to paint my face like a proper Jezebel, caking on the mascara, fluorescent green eyeshadow and blue lipstick (I thought it really brought out my eyes).

I was ready for my night on the town.

When I got to the restaurant, I joined my man at the table and looked him over. My eyes glanced over him, almost of their own accord, and as they moved southward my stomach fluttered in anticipation of what I would be experiencing soon. The server took our order, and I could barely contain my excitement as to what the evening would bring. I began to feel tense as we worked our way through the cheddar biscuit appetizers, and when we finally got the main course I just could not control myself anymore. After the server left after giving us our orders, I just did it. I put my hand on my friend's leg, leaned over, opened my mouth and slid the meat I'd spent all night thinking about right into my gullet.


That lobster tasted so good. If only I'd known that it should have been an abomination unto me.

"And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you." Leviticus 11:10-12

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: The Worst sin YOU ever Committed before you were Saved?

Submitted to a prostate exam.



YiC,

Zech

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: The Worst sin YOU ever Committed before you were Saved?

Submitted to a prostate exam.



YiC,

Zech

What? Are you crazy? YOu mean look after your helathyness is a sin!!!?

That is absurd! Me and my sisters maked my father go for that examination - and thanks god he go, cos he was diagnosyfied whit a tumour what they extripate!

So please dont feel youselve bad for this!


YIC, Mari.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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What? Are you crazy? YOu mean look after your helathyness is a sin!!!?

That is absurd! Me and my sisters maked my father go for that examination - and thanks god he go, cos he was diagnosyfied whit a tumour what they extripate!

So please dont feel youselve bad for this!


YIC, Mari.

Sister Mari, I'm not going to delve into the mechanics of a prostate exam out of a concern for your gentle nature, but suffice it to say that it involves a man putting his fist inside your bottom and rooting around for 20 minutes or so.



Have you noticed any changes in your father since his exam? Has he become more...flamboyant?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. Q]

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Being raised by Lutheran ministers, I always assumed I was saved since my baptism. However, not even family of men of the cloth are immune to the devil's temptations!

Imagine my surprise when I discovered my father's stash of hardcore pornography. At first it was just something along the lines of "A Guide to Lovemaking" geared towards married couples, but just seeing naked people performing the act of procreation in a tastefully produced video aroused the most sinful heathen within me. I could hear the Holy Spirit whispering that I would need to pray for extra forgiveness, not only for rummaging through my father's private things, but obviously for making the conscious decision to watch something I knew was sinful.

I watched the "instructional" pornography numerous times over several months, and one day while my dad was at Bible study I went to his room in search of the usual, only to discover that he had added to his collection. I was now exposing myself to much filthier stuff, and the act of self-gratification became something I no longer viewed as sinful. After all, a preacher was in possession of the materials, so surely there was something spiritual to take away from the experience, no?

All this depravity eventually led to plenty of other issues, and not just issues of a sexual nature (it's certainly not healthy for a teenager to develop sexual fetishes, though!). Drugs and alcohol rampaged my teen years, I dropped out of high school, left home, was frequently in trouble with the law, and I swore like a hooker.

My problems ceased once I completely handed my life over to GOD and his one true congregation, the folks here at Landover. Now, you might be asking yourself, "Wait a sec...Brother Q just joined Landover last week, so surely that means that just last week he was...a sinner?!" Indeed I was, brothers and sisters, but I had started my slow spiritual healing years before. However, it wasn't until I truly saw the light at Landover that I was able to quit my life of sin "cold turkey."

Never looking back thanks to the foresight I've been blessed with,

Rev. Q

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Sister Mari, I'm not going to delve into the mechanics of a prostate exam out of a concern for your gentle nature, but suffice it to say that it involves a man putting his fist inside your bottom and rooting around for 20 minutes or so.



Have you noticed any changes in your father since his exam? Has he become more...flamboyant?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

OMGOMGOMGOMG!

I was have no idea! And now that you say this me....I think my father have no been the exactly same since that they do him a exam of próstata....sorry! OMG, I am so embarrass - please forgive to me Mr Smyth.

YIC, (muy pero que MUY arrepentida por haber metido la pata OTRA VEZ), Mari.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: The Worst sin YOU ever Committed before you were Saved?

What? Areu you crazy? YOu mean look after your helathyness is a sin!!!?

That is absurd! Me and my sisters maked my father go for that examination - and thanks god he go, cos he was diagnosyfied whit a tumour what they extripate!

So please dont feel youselve bad for this!


YIC, Mari.

Sister Mari, you must understand that before he was saved Brother Zech used to get himself checked out three times a week.

YiC

Jack

[lukasekman]

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I was saved by Jesus in mid-30s, so I have a wast record of sins that I have to confess. Of course, I haven't committed these sins after salvation, and I'll never do it.

• Worked on Sundays, including jobs with short notice.
• Expected others to work or answer their phones on Sundays.
• Expressed pity for a rude boy disciplined by his father.
• Sex outside marriage.
• Watched porn and masturbated.
• Made a joke about Baptism (the Swedish word is "dop", which is close to "doping" aka using anabolic steroids).
• Software piracy (just a little)
• Used a Mac (Steve Jobs is a fag)

While it turns my stomach to consider that I committed those sins, it is important to tell.

I have a question: If one commit more severe sins, like infidelity, voting Social Democrat or participating in May 1st parades, is it possible for those to avoid hell if they accept Jesus as Saviour, and immediately quit sinning?

[Rev. Q]

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I forgot a more recent, and probably more serious, sin that I committed. My wife was recently ill (not just cold- or flu-like symptoms, but a pretty serious gastroenteritis), and the laundry and dishes were beginning to pile up and stink pretty badly after a week. I informed her of the chores that needed to be completed and inquired as to when she could get off the couch, put down her Dell Puzzles book, and take care of them, and she said, "You're gonna have to do them if you need clothes and dishes that badly; I'm just not up to it." Yeah, you read that right. That's a direct quote. She didn't ASK me to help her with the chores; she pretty much TOLD me to do them!...and I did!

I've thought about retaliating with a proper punishment since she is back to her healthy self now, but she WAS pooping blood and becoming anemic not long after she told me to do the chores, so I think maybe GOD just prolonged her discomfort a while longer so I wouldn't have to commit to physical discipline.

[Remy Lebeau]

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I was involved in a 46 person orgy that consisted of a hot tub, pot and mushroom cupcakes. No faggorty occured, but in that hot tub everyone ws pretty close and a woman's taint is only so far from her cooter...

...well, my worst sin was that, during the 4th hour of this 18 hour long experience, my grapefruits bumped against another man's grapes while making an "oreo cookie" with a woman in the middle. Simply dreadful.

[Midge Murphy]

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before I got saved me and my friend went to the neighbers and we got there cat and pulled out all his wiskers one by one, boy that cat could scream, you never heard such a thing, but i prayed and jesus forgave me, I never did that to a cat again except once or twice. and thats the only sin I think i ever did except this one time when I sinned with a rolling pin.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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I can no really think of any sin I cometed in the past cos I was always a good girl that nmever want to sin never never, so I was always trying no sin all the time so right now I can only think of little sins maybe disobedienting my parents or wearing small bikinis on the beach here in alicante when I was like 14 and wanted be a rebel for a few months and got all the attention obviously because I look good in a black bikini but that's all in my inmature past so I can no really think of any terrible sin.


YIC, Mari.