[jcwst1]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Well, I am certain that I do not have colonic demons (I do an annual liver flush, Hulda Clark method). However, it is probable that I DO have pecker demons. FORTUNATELY, I know just how to get them out ... thank you so much for your website ...

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Is this a joke? or should I really be worried about demons in my butt?

You should absolutely be worried about demons in your butt. Especially the likes of you.

[planeman09]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Is this a joke? or should I really be worried about demons in my butt?

[repentant* sinner]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Amen Brother Eddie! I can't tell you how many hours I have spent cleaning demons out of nubile young men's rectums! From the boy brothels of Bombay to the sin salons of Singapore, I've called upon the Holy Ghost to keep my resolve ROCK HARD in the saddle. It's a tough, sweaty job but someone's got to do it.

Shout GLORY!

How do you actually clean demons????

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Colonic Demons?

F- uck your shit.


Quite literally.

I brought a special guest aswell:

Well so much for the rumor that buddhists are loving, peaceful people.

[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

Re: Colonic Demons?

F- uck your shit.


Quite literally.

I brought a special guest aswell:

Dear unsaved trash,

Please introduce yourself here.

[Buddhist_]

Re: Colonic Demons?

F- uck your shit.


Quite literally.

I brought a special guest aswell:

[Kristin Marlow]

Re: Colonic Demons?

May these demons that try to get in our anuses burn in hell!

Please introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum here.

[Child_Lover]

Re: Colonic Demons?

May these demons that try to get in our anuses burn in hell!

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Colonic Demons?

I recently had a video conference with my good friend and favorite corporate mouthpiece, Rush Limbaugh. We were discussing a new topic for his show (convincing conservative voters that selling their teenage daughters is God's will).

Anyway, I brought up the topic of how to exploit the "colonic demons" theme. He mentioned that colonic demons were a great concern down in the Dominican Republic. Since Rush and a contingent of GOP congressmen and senators regularly visit the Dominican Republic for weekend fact-finding tours, it's important to buy protection from the demons.


Colonic Demon protection

Brother Rush emphasized that you should buy the demon protection in the USA before departure. Although such demon protection can be purchased in the Dominican Republic, it appears to be unreliable.


Yet another reason to oppose recycling

I neglected to tell Rush that many of the "Made in USA" condoms were actually being made in China. Only the condoms' cardboard boxes are made in the USA. Well actually, the boxes are made in China too, but from 100% American wood, so that qualifies for the "Made-in-USA" label under the new loosely-interpreted-and-rarely-enforced free-trade regulations that we lobbied for.


Show your patriotism

[RaeAtkinson]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Amen Brother Eddie! I can't tell you how many hours I have spent cleaning demons out of nubile young men's rectums! From the boy brothels of Bombay to the sin salons of Singapore, I've called upon the Holy Ghost to keep my resolve ROCK HARD in the saddle. It's a tough, sweaty job but someone's got to do it.

Shout GLORY!

I LOVE YOU Landover Baptist! You saved me from the fiery pits of hell!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Colonic Demons?

do zionist jews go to hell?

Yes. Duh!

...wouldn't that mean your god is in hell too?

No. Duh!

Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Colonic Demons?

do zionist jews go to hell?

...wouldn't that mean your god is in hell too?

God is omnipresent. Pedophile false prophets like Muhammed are in Hell and nowhere else.

[jorgen]

Re: Colonic Demons?

do zionist jews go to hell?

...wouldn't that mean your god is in hell too?

[RevDrJack]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Can i kill them by shitting them out?
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No.

They will be with you for life. Unless you and turn for Jesus to heal you.

YIC