[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Are you people serious?! JESUS enema? Jeezus. You guys have trully BIG ISSUES that SEEK A SHRINK's assistance. Jeeeeze.

Listen The Fart,

You're the one with the username based on breaking wind and you think WE have issues? I bet your colon is positively CRAWLING with demons!

[defart]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Are you people serious?! JESUS enema? Jeezus. You guys have trully BIG ISSUES that SEEK A SHRINK's assistance. Jeeeeze.

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

Re: Colonic Demons?

I am a bit embarrassed (as all completely straight men are) of being guilty of having demons in my rectum. I spent quite a bit of time in an intervention, locked in a no-name shady motel with a couple of loving Pastors. They spent say and sweaty night, working to pull the demons from my rectum.
I am proud to say I am now demon free and have been for a while. However, I do not take chances and have my rectum checked regularly. This is very important for all males over the age of 17 and should be done several times a year.

Brother James, I find your words, and moreover your actions, truly inspiring. It's what I too need to become a true Man of Christ like you. Feel free to contact me on Skype if you would, as I'd love to hear more about how you triumph over those rectal demons.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Colonic Demons?

I have demons in my rectum!

I want to get rid of them, but how should i do?

Stick of dynamite should do it.

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Colonic Demons?

I have demons in my rectum! I want to get rid of them, but how should i do?

Eat less chili?

[Zeitgeist]

Re: Colonic Demons?

I have demons in my rectum!

I want to get rid of them, but how should i do?

[Teajay]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Surely it's a sign from Heaven Above:the first thread I read after registration, and praise Him, I find the answer to one of the things that's been plaguing me! My wife's despaired over my copious sulfur production for years,
and now I'm on the road to salvation.

Yes. Yes, I'm in the right place.

[Humongous]

Re: Colonic Demons?

well, I used to think they was whales that was living in my hindquarters, cause this high pitched stinky whale song used to issue forth from cavity? well, i'll pray harder every day, so them demons dont take up residency no further!

[Felicity]

Re: Colonic Demons?

This is the funniest thing I have ever read ever!

How is a Pastor working hard to save souls funny?

[AChild]

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Amen Brother Eddie! I can't tell you how many hours I have spent cleaning demons out of nubile young men's rectums! From the boy brothels of Bombay to the sin salons of Singapore, I've called upon the Holy Ghost to keep my resolve ROCK HARD in the saddle. It's a tough, sweaty job but someone's got to do it.

Shout GLORY!

This is the funniest thing I have ever read ever!!

You can't be serious.
Rock hard? Tough sweaty? Cleaning out young boy's rectums??

Really??

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Colonic Demons?

OMG! I obviously really need the Jesus enema! Although I'm not Canadian and I really didn't want to listen to Celine Dion... does that count for anything??

God save our rectum!!

Icelanders are even more infested. I think you'll need to ask Brother Eddie if the JE can even work for you.

All those years of listening to Bjork have toughened them up.

[IcelandIsDoomed]

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OMG! I obviously really need the Jesus enema! Although I'm not Canadian and I really didn't want to listen to Celine Dion... does that count for anything??

God save our rectum!!

[Jonesey]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Where do the demons go in women? Are they anal or vaginal? Or both? Or do the demons only like boys' butts, because they are fags?

[mcmullanbrush]

Re: Colonic Demons?

We do not perform exorcism. That is a catholic occupation.
Get those mary worshipers in and it wouldn't just be Demons they wanted from your Rectum.

If you are a skirt wearing nancy boy from North England then there is your problem.
Demons just love men in skirts.

I apologise for the confusion. When I said North England, I didn't mean Scotland, where skirt wearing is compulsary.

[Nobar King]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Now that they have esophageal cameras it's only a matter of time before we start seeing pictures of the demons that reside in the rectums of the unsaved.