[Lukandersen]

Re: Colonic Demons?

The Earth is flat?

Then explain this photo:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/The_Earth_and_the_Moon_photographed_from_Mars_orbit.jpg

[Didymus Much]

Re: Colonic Demons?

...i thought that Christianity was about love...

Have you ever even read the Bible?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Colonic Demons?

yeah when they are so stupid its actually quite funny. and your saying im hateful? haha i have never in my life seen such hatred as ive seen in these people... they hate everyone but them selves. apparently you burn in hell if your from any other country than america and apparently all black people are slaves and are the trash of the country? these people are the true trash of the country also they think its okay to hit their wife and kids? i truly feel sorry for them i thought that Christianity was about love... but ive seen that these people have lost the true meaning of Christianity and can barely call themselves Christians anymore i just hope that satan will have mercy upon their souls when they arrive in hell even though they dont deserve it.

If the true meaning of Christianity does not come from the Bible, where does it come from? What YOU say?

[Xepho123]

Re: Colonic Demons?

So stupidity is funny to you? Why are you so hateful?

yeah when they are so stupid its actually quite funny. and your saying im hateful? haha i have never in my life seen such hatred as ive seen in these people... they hate everyone but them selves. apparently you burn in hell if your from any other country than america and apparently all black people are slaves and are the trash of the country? these people are the true trash of the country also they think its okay to hit their wife and kids? i truly feel sorry for them i thought that Christianity was about love... but ive seen that these people have lost the true meaning of Christianity and can barely call themselves Christians anymore i just hope that satan will have mercy upon their souls when they arrive in hell even though they dont deserve it.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Colonic Demons?

...its the most stupid thing i have ever heard i actually laughed a bit...

So stupidity is funny to you? Why are you so hateful?

[Xepho123]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Yes.

(Any further elaboration of this response requires you to rephrase your question into something approaching the grammatically correct, and an explanation as to why these learned gentlemen should reveal their trade secrets to a rank amateur who would have no idea what to do with a colonic demon once they had their hands on one. )

you know i just wanted to make fun of how gay this is its incredible how gay most of the men are when they at the same time hates homosexuals and apparently wants to kill all of them. by the way demons in the rectum? its the most stupid thing i have ever heard i actually laughed a bit its just some random excuse to fuck some dudes ass. (excuse my language.)

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Colonic demons are real; sometimes I can literally smell their disgusting, unholy stench.

Godspeed
Dan U. Holier

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Colonic Demons?

For someone who hates homosexuals, that has got to be the gayest thing I've ever read.

Do you have any Biblical proof for your rambling, incoherent statement?

Nothing, not even disgust, can stop True Christians™ at performing acts of faith.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Colonic Demons?

can any of you ''men of god'' please explain how exactly the procedure to remove the demons from ones rectum is carried?

Yes.

(Any further elaboration of this response requires you to rephrase your question into something approaching the grammatically correct, and an explanation as to why these learned gentlemen should reveal their trade secrets to a rank amateur who would have no idea what to do with a colonic demon once they had their hands on one. )

[Xepho123]

Re: Colonic Demons?

can any of you ''men of god'' please explain how exactly the procedure to remove the demons from ones rectum is carried?

[Confirmed_Atheist]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Amen Brother Eddie! I can't tell you how many hours I have spent cleaning demons out of nubile young men's rectums! From the boy brothels of Bombay to the sin salons of Singapore, I've called upon the Holy Ghost to keep my resolve ROCK HARD in the saddle. It's a tough, sweaty job but someone's got to do it.

Shout GLORY!

For someone who hates homosexuals, that has got to be the gayest thing I've ever read.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Insert the Holy Hosepipe!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Colonic Demons?

If I've done five of these things, do I need five Jesus Enemas? Does that mean I get to feel the ecstacy of Jesus filling my colon five times?

Shout GLORY!!

[Former Atheist]

Re: Colonic Demons?

If you've ever read a Harry Potter Book, YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you've ever played a Video game YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you have ever masturbated YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you own a Prius YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you ever voted Democrat YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you ever listened to Celine Dion or Barry Manilow YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you are Canadian YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
Friends, this list just goes on.

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If I've done five of these things, do I need five Jesus Enemas? Does that mean I get to feel the ecstacy of Jesus filling my colon five times?

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Let's see. The term "dinosaur" was created in the mid 19th century. The KJV Bible that we use was published in 1611, so please explain how a word is going to be in print before it even exists?

I thought God guided those who wrote the Bible? Are you telling me God didn't know this was going to happen?