[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Colonic Demons?

The bible does not talk about dinosaurs and yet the modern creationist claims that Dinosaurs where to test our faith. This "adoption" You make will continue so long as science makes breakthroughs (which it will unlike your pathetic religion).

Let's see. The term "dinosaur" was created in the mid 19th century. The KJV Bible that we use was published in 1611, so please explain how a word is going to be in print before it even exists?

Rather, the Bible makes specific mention of leviathans, behemoths and dragons. One section of the Bible is clearly describing an apatosaurus (as seen in Jurassic Park), even before these creatures were officially discovered by science. This is proof that dinosaurs walked among men during the writing of the Bible.

Job 40:15 KJV
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. 16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. 17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. 18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
....
23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth. 24 He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.

[rabid hippie pervert]

Re: Colonic Demons?

If I shit out a demon at least I would create something a lot better than your fairytale, also called "The Bible". What proof you have of the information in there being correct? The bible does not talk about dinosaurs and yet the modern creationist claims that Dinosaurs where to test our faith. This "adoption" You make will continue so long as science makes breakthroughs (which it will unlike your pathetic religion).

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Amen Brother Eddie! I can't tell you how many hours I have spent cleaning demons out of nubile young men's rectums! From the boy brothels of Bombay to the sin salons of Singapore, I've called upon the Holy Ghost to keep my resolve ROCK HARD in the saddle. It's a tough, sweaty job but someone's got to do it.

Shout GLORY!

Shout GLORY indeed, Pastor! Your example is one for True Believers to follow. I will gladly dedicate my swelling faith to your holy ways!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Say a prayer to bring you comfort in the hope that you'll be saved
But beware the mortal coil that has made of you a slave

That's not scripture, friend.

For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant. 1 Corinthians 7:22

I caution you to always find wisdom in the word of God who is always constant and loving as a stern father to an errant child.

[jorgen]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Say a prayer to bring you comfort in the hope that you'll be saved
But beware the mortal coil that has made of you a slave

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Colonic Demons?

We also believe that the King James Bible is the only accurate English translation of God's Word. It is the only English language Bible based on the Textus Receptus. All others are based on the Alexandrian Manuscripts and the Latin Vulgate. The King James Bible is public domain, which means anyone can publish it. All other English language Bibles are copyrighted by Harper-Collins. Harper-Collins also publishes How-To gay sex manuals and the Satanic Bible. Matthew 7:16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

You should have read this in here.

No wonder you are confused,

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Also, how could I have taken a picture of Earth from space? It's from NASA.

I rest my case...

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Colonic Demons?

So you're saying it's good to be white and bad to be anything else? Okay, thanks for proving my point.

I have said what I have said; I have not said what I have not said.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Colonic Demons?

King James Bible

of England

Honestly! There are times when I despair at the ignorance of people suggesting that papists and joos have the right word of God.

[KHSkunk]

Re: Colonic Demons?

More distraction!

Your inability to just man up and clean up your anus then your soul is the problem here, sonny.

It's not our fault Jesus was white and if other races can't handle that then so be it! Why else is the Bible written in English?

English? The Bible was originally written in HEBREW, a language deriving from the Middle Eastern region.
http://www.biblica.com/bibles/faq/11/

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_language_was_the_Bible_originally_written_in

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090430001205AAdZ1vd

http://www.infoplease.com/askeds/languages-bible.html
Don't delete these links, I need this dude to learn about his own religion first, or he'd be denying the truth and God hates that!
There's my justification.
Also, how could I have taken a picture of Earth from space? It's from NASA.

Can you PROVE that we have no such awards? Can you PROVE that Jesus is not the Son of God?

Besides, Jesus was white. So being white is Christ-like and worthy of some praise.

So you're saying it's good to be white and bad to be anything else? Okay, thanks for proving my point.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Oh really?

Don't see any awards for being an ASIAN Christian, or Black, or Native American, or Middle Eastern. Just Caucasian.

Can you PROVE that we have no such awards? Can you PROVE that Jesus is not the Son of God?

Besides, Jesus was white. So being white is Christ-like and worthy of some praise.

Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;


Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Oh really?

Don't see any awards for being an ASIAN Christian, or Black, or Native American, or Middle Eastern. Just Caucasian.

More distraction!

Your inability to just man up and clean up your anus then your soul is the problem here, sonny.

It's not our fault Jesus was white and if other races can't handle that then so be it! Why else is the Bible written in English?

[KHSkunk]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Racism is not tolerated here.

Oh really?

Don't see any awards for being an ASIAN Christian, or Black, or Native American, or Middle Eastern. Just Caucasian.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Chill with the conclusions, pal. I do believe in God. I just don't twist religion up and follow some retarded cult like you do. Now, just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't make them a sodomizing homosexual. Just because you feel vulnerable and insecure doesn't mean you need to bash on others. Man, no manners. Still, you really have not shown me any proof of a demon. But, I will show you proof that the Earth is spherical.
Pretty, right? Aurora Borealis, something you probably don't believe in but whatever.

I notice you seek to distract us from your love of accepting Satan into your anus with your supposed photographs of Earth. You, of course, took that picture yourself and can vouch for its authenticity! No, thought not! It's just hearsay from the very scientistic atheists that seek to overturn the one word of TRUTH that can be found in the Bible.

While you dwell on this nonsense the Father of lies is infesting your body via your colon.

Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, Romans 1:22

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Is the Bible a religion? No, it's scripture that belongs to a religion. Now, Reverend Sags a lot. You people believe in white supremacy, right? That's against the will of God, you should know that. You also believe that every other religion except for Christianity is unholy. Go back in time, Christianity derived FROM Judaism, cool right? Well God wants us to worship peacefully, not bag on other religions. Third, you think that America is the "holy" land, and that other countries are full of non-believers and Satanists. Really? You people make me sick.

Racism is not tolerated here.

Christianity without scripture is meaningless. How do you know what God wants if you don't get it from scripture? Do you just make it up yourself?