[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Is the Bible a religion? No, it's scripture that belongs to a religion. Now, Reverend Sags a lot. You people believe in white supremacy, right? That's against the will of God, you should know that.

Book, chapter, verse?

You also believe that every other religion except for Christianity is unholy.

Book, chapter, verse?

Go back in time, Christianity derived FROM Judaism, cool right? Well God wants us to worship peacefully, not bag on other religions.

Book, chapter, verse?

Third, you think that America is the "holy" land, and that other countries are full of non-believers and Satanists. Really? You people make me sick.

Book, chapter, verse?

[KHSkunk]

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Please show us three instances in the Bible where we have twisted its meaning. Come on, this should be easy, right? Book, chapter, verse please.

Is the Bible a religion? No, it's scripture that belongs to a religion. Now, Reverend Sags a lot. You people believe in white supremacy, right? That's against the will of God, you should know that. You also believe that every other religion except for Christianity is unholy. Go back in time, Christianity derived FROM Judaism, cool right? Well God wants us to worship peacefully, not bag on other religions. Third, you think that America is the "holy" land, and that other countries are full of non-believers and Satanists. Really? You people make me sick.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Chill with the conclusions, pal. I do believe in God. I just don't twist religion up and follow some retarded cult like you do.

Please show us three instances in the Bible where we have twisted its meaning. Come on, this should be easy, right? Book, chapter, verse please.

[ShmaIsreal]

Re: Colonic Demons?

You are a fucking dumb ass.
WAKE UP!!!!

[KHSkunk]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Chill with the conclusions, pal. I do believe in God. I just don't twist religion up and follow some retarded cult like you do. Now, just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't make them a sodomizing homosexual. Just because you feel vulnerable and insecure doesn't mean you need to bash on others. Man, no manners. Still, you really have not shown me any proof of a demon. But, I will show you proof that the Earth is spherical.
Pretty, right? Aurora Borealis, something you probably don't believe in but whatever.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Huh? That makes absolutely no sense. Demons in food? You also stated that these, demons, hide anywhere it finds and opening. There are many openings in the human body, yet this homosexual church cult called Landover decided to pick the anus for it's "main" abode. Nice...

I show you clear evidence that demons can enter food and you mock?

Is there no end to your atheistic pride and blowhard rantings?

It's obvious that demons may enter the anus especially if, like you, an atheist and therefore filthy sodomite and baby-eater you willingly accept another man's member entering you. What better way to be filled with Satan?

9Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers, 10For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine; 11According to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which was committed to my trust. Timothy 1:9, 10, 11

It's not too late for you to turn to the laws of Christ and repent your woeful disregard for keeping your anus free of demons.

Yes, there are many openings in the human body! And trust you, a godless freak, to seek to find new orifices for your perversions! God loves you in the right way yet you persist in loving other men in the wrong way!!!

[KHSkunk]

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And yet he cannot see how easy it is for a demon to hide anywhere it finds an opening...

13And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand and were choked in the sea. Mark 5:13

Yes, demons in food! There is none so blind as they who will not look for the TRUTH in the Bible.

Huh? That makes absolutely no sense. Demons in food? You also stated that these, demons, hide anywhere it finds and opening. There are many openings in the human body, yet this homosexual church cult called Landover decided to pick the anus for it's "main" abode. Nice...

[Redeemed Papist]

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Are you serious? Sulfur is a compound found in many foods.

And yet he cannot see how easy it is for a demon to hide anywhere it finds an opening...

13And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand and were choked in the sea. Mark 5:13

Yes, demons in food! There is none so blind as they who will not look for the TRUTH in the Bible.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Is this a joke? or should I really be worried about demons in my butt?

Typical of the unsaved that they think God is joking about His concern for their anal health and cleanliness. Demons are not a laughing matter.

Others said, These are not the words of him that hath a devil. Can a devil open the eyes of the blind? John 10:21

No - only God can open your eyes to the danger of not looking after your anus properly!

[KHSkunk]

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Are you serious? Sulfur is a compound found in many foods. So this must mean that I have ass demons? Landover is a total joke. I see no way how you brainwashed people can justify your ever so biased claims.

[ExGay Alex]

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its true sweety, must be a damn hard job to save souls by thrusting their asses.... btw u can call me a child as much as you want, cant wait to hear what youll become when you grow up... after being homeschooled on who ever's lap listning to his "big"stories... Continue to believe that crap and baking apple pies... youll go far in life my little virgin christian... I wonder how many times you've been spanked by the bible??
if im a child, i cant wait to see you in the "real" world wich by the way is round not flat... but you would have learned that at school not on naughty daddys lap...

enjoy baking!!!!

*it's
*can't
*whoever's
*listening
*you'll
*i'm
*can't
*which
*daddy's

Perhaps if you had a better education, you would see the Bible answers everything, including the proof of rectal demons.

[dumbass a.k.a Francis]

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its true sweety, must be a damn hard job to save souls by thrusting their asses.... btw u can call me a child as much as you want, cant wait to hear what youll become when you grow up... after being homeschooled on who ever's lap listning to his "big"stories... Continue to believe that crap and baking apple pies... youll go far in life my little virgin christian... I wonder how many times you've been spanked by the bible??
if im a child, i cant wait to see you in the "real" world wich by the way is round not flat... but you would have learned that at school not on naughty daddys lap...

enjoy baking!!!!

[dumbass a.k.a Francis]

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If you've ever read a Harry Potter Book, YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
-Childish
If you've ever played a Video game YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
-Bad gammer or loser
If you have ever masturbated YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
-if never tried, u might be less frustrated after
If you own a Prius YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
-true belive in god to save the planet instead of being green
If you ever voted Democrat YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
-will talk politics on judgement day? really?
If you ever listened to Celine Dion or Barry Manilow YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
-Really??? Barry manillow maybe... Celine?? ask her husband if he saw her demon???
If you are Canadian YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
-that one takes the cake tho.... you call yourselves belive in god, and act like stupid retarded racists??
and the list goes on??? where can i find the rest of the list?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Idiot child! Have you any idea how many places a demon could hide? A list would take up a lot of God's bandwidth in His Holy Book and thus other bits, important to salvation, would have to have been missed out.

Read this:
M'r:5:2: And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit,
M'r:5:3: Who had his dwelling among the tombs; and no man could bind him, no, not with chains:
M'r:5:4: Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him.
M'r:5:5: And always, night and day, he was in the mountains, and in the tombs, crying, and cutting himself with stones. [edit: this man was suffering from demons of Emo-ism - you can still see people possessed like that today!]
M'r:5:6: But when he saw Jesus afar off, he ran and worshipped him,
M'r:5:7: And cried with a loud voice, and said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of the most high God? I adjure thee by God, that thou torment me not.
M'r:5:8: For he said unto him, Come out of the man, thou unclean spirit.
M'r:5:9: And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many. [edit: see! there were thousands of them! They were everywhere!]
M'r:5:10: And he besought him much that he would not send them away out of the country.
M'r:5:11: Now there was there nigh unto the mountains a great herd of swine feeding.
M'r:5:12: And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them.
M'r:5:13: And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand and were choked in the sea.
M'r:5:14: And they that fed the swine fled, and told it in the city, and in the country. And they went out to see what it was that was done.
M'r:5:15: And they come to Jesus, and see him that was possessed with the devil, and had the legion, sitting, and clothed, and in his right mind: and they were afraid.
M'r:5:16: And they that saw it told them how it befell to him that was possessed with the devil, and also concerning the swine.

[appletree]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Where are these Colonic Demons mentioned in the bible?