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  • Xepho123
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2011
    • 6

    #106
    Re: Colonic Demons?

    can any of you ''men of god'' please explain how exactly the procedure to remove the demons from ones rectum is carried?

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14076

      #107
      Re: Colonic Demons?

      Originally posted by Xepho123 View Post
      can any of you ''men of god'' please explain how exactly the procedure to remove the demons from ones rectum is carried?
      Yes.

      (Any further elaboration of this response requires you to rephrase your question into something approaching the grammatically correct, and an explanation as to why these learned gentlemen should reveal their trade secrets to a rank amateur who would have no idea what to do with a colonic demon once they had their hands on one. )

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      • Dan U. Holier
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 1180

        #108
        Re: Colonic Demons?

        Originally posted by Confirmed_Atheist View Post
        For someone who hates homosexuals, that has got to be the gayest thing I've ever read.
        Do you have any Biblical proof for your rambling, incoherent statement?

        Nothing, not even disgust, can stop True Christians™ at performing acts of faith.
        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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        • Dan U. Holier
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 1180

          #109
          Re: Colonic Demons?

          Colonic demons are real; sometimes I can literally smell their disgusting, unholy stench.

          Godspeed
          Dan U. Holier
          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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          • Xepho123
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jul 2011
            • 6

            #110
            Re: Colonic Demons?

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Yes.

            (Any further elaboration of this response requires you to rephrase your question into something approaching the grammatically correct, and an explanation as to why these learned gentlemen should reveal their trade secrets to a rank amateur who would have no idea what to do with a colonic demon once they had their hands on one. )
            you know i just wanted to make fun of how gay this is its incredible how gay most of the men are when they at the same time hates homosexuals and apparently wants to kill all of them. by the way demons in the rectum? its the most stupid thing i have ever heard i actually laughed a bit its just some random excuse to fuck some dudes ass. (excuse my language.)

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14076

              #111
              Re: Colonic Demons?

              Originally posted by Xepho123 View Post
              ...its the most stupid thing i have ever heard i actually laughed a bit...
              So stupidity is funny to you? Why are you so hateful?

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              • Xepho123
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                Under Investigation
                • Jul 2011
                • 6

                #112
                Re: Colonic Demons?

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                So stupidity is funny to you? Why are you so hateful?
                yeah when they are so stupid its actually quite funny. and your saying im hateful? haha i have never in my life seen such hatred as ive seen in these people... they hate everyone but them selves. apparently you burn in hell if your from any other country than america and apparently all black people are slaves and are the trash of the country? these people are the true trash of the country also they think its okay to hit their wife and kids? i truly feel sorry for them i thought that Christianity was about love... but ive seen that these people have lost the true meaning of Christianity and can barely call themselves Christians anymore i just hope that satan will have mercy upon their souls when they arrive in hell even though they dont deserve it.

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #113
                  Re: Colonic Demons?

                  Originally posted by Xepho123 View Post
                  yeah when they are so stupid its actually quite funny. and your saying im hateful? haha i have never in my life seen such hatred as ive seen in these people... they hate everyone but them selves. apparently you burn in hell if your from any other country than america and apparently all black people are slaves and are the trash of the country? these people are the true trash of the country also they think its okay to hit their wife and kids? i truly feel sorry for them i thought that Christianity was about love... but ive seen that these people have lost the true meaning of Christianity and can barely call themselves Christians anymore i just hope that satan will have mercy upon their souls when they arrive in hell even though they dont deserve it.
                  If the true meaning of Christianity does not come from the Bible, where does it come from? What YOU say?
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14076

                    #114
                    Re: Colonic Demons?

                    Originally posted by Xepho123 View Post
                    ...i thought that Christianity was about love...
                    Have you ever even read the Bible?

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                    • Lukandersen
                      Unsaved trash, Swedish Terrorist
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 32

                      #115
                      Re: Colonic Demons?

                      The Earth is flat?

                      Then explain this photo:

                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2025
                        • 15118

                        #116
                        Re: Colonic Demons?

                        Originally posted by Lukandersen View Post
                        The Earth is flat?

                        Then explain this photo:

                        http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Mars_orbit.jpg
                        Obvious Photoshop.

                        By the way, this Thread is for warning folk about Rectal Demons.
                        The Flat Earth Thread is elsewhere. Please keep up

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Lukandersen
                          Unsaved trash, Swedish Terrorist
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 32

                          #117
                          Re: Colonic Demons?

                          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                          Obvious Photoshop.
                          Of course you say that. -.-'
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • Dan U. Holier
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 1180

                            #118
                            Re: Colonic Demons?

                            Originally posted by Lukandersen View Post
                            The Earth is flat?

                            Then explain this photo:

                            http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Mars_orbit.jpg
                            What this picture supposes to show? Your lost marbles in the dark? We can pray for you, but cannot find them instead of you, son.

                            If you’d really like to confront a True Christian authority on this scope, you can try here.
                            Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                            ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                            • linisfarne
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Aug 2011
                              • 1

                              #119
                              Re: Colonic Demons?

                              This is no joke,they do exist.demons can enter the body in many ways and manifest themselves in the form of odour sound and colour.

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                              • Vavoline Johnson
                                Mammy
                                Forum Member
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 960

                                #120
                                Re: Colonic Demons?

                                Originally posted by Xepho123 View Post
                                you know i just wanted to make fun of how gay this is its incredible how gay most of the men are when they at the same time hates homosexuals and apparently wants to kill all of them. by the way demons in the rectum? its the most stupid thing i have ever heard i actually laughed a bit its just some random excuse to piffle some dudes ass. (excuse my language.)
                                You ain't be laughin fo long. Anyways, iffen you had a brain you would know it's them ole Joowish Drs that done put the devil up good Christians asses! How do you think they got up there in the first place? The JOOS!
                                Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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