[KHSkunk]

Re: Colonic Demons?

More distraction!

Your inability to just man up and clean up your anus then your soul is the problem here, sonny.

It's not our fault Jesus was white and if other races can't handle that then so be it! Why else is the Bible written in English?

English? The Bible was originally written in HEBREW, a language deriving from the Middle Eastern region.
http://www.biblica.com/bibles/faq/11/

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_language_was_the_Bible_originally_written_in

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090430001205AAdZ1vd

http://www.infoplease.com/askeds/languages-bible.html
Don't delete these links, I need this dude to learn about his own religion first, or he'd be denying the truth and God hates that!
There's my justification.
Also, how could I have taken a picture of Earth from space? It's from NASA.

Can you PROVE that we have no such awards? Can you PROVE that Jesus is not the Son of God?

Besides, Jesus was white. So being white is Christ-like and worthy of some praise.

So you're saying it's good to be white and bad to be anything else? Okay, thanks for proving my point.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Colonic Demons?

King James Bible

of England

Honestly! There are times when I despair at the ignorance of people suggesting that papists and joos have the right word of God.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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So you're saying it's good to be white and bad to be anything else? Okay, thanks for proving my point.

I have said what I have said; I have not said what I have not said.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Also, how could I have taken a picture of Earth from space? It's from NASA.

I rest my case...

[Redeemed Papist]

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We also believe that the King James Bible is the only accurate English translation of God's Word. It is the only English language Bible based on the Textus Receptus. All others are based on the Alexandrian Manuscripts and the Latin Vulgate. The King James Bible is public domain, which means anyone can publish it. All other English language Bibles are copyrighted by Harper-Collins. Harper-Collins also publishes How-To gay sex manuals and the Satanic Bible. Matthew 7:16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

You should have read this in here.

No wonder you are confused,

[jorgen]

Re: Colonic Demons?

Say a prayer to bring you comfort in the hope that you'll be saved
But beware the mortal coil that has made of you a slave

[Redeemed Papist]

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Say a prayer to bring you comfort in the hope that you'll be saved
But beware the mortal coil that has made of you a slave

That's not scripture, friend.

For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant. 1 Corinthians 7:22

I caution you to always find wisdom in the word of God who is always constant and loving as a stern father to an errant child.

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

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Amen Brother Eddie! I can't tell you how many hours I have spent cleaning demons out of nubile young men's rectums! From the boy brothels of Bombay to the sin salons of Singapore, I've called upon the Holy Ghost to keep my resolve ROCK HARD in the saddle. It's a tough, sweaty job but someone's got to do it.

Shout GLORY!

Shout GLORY indeed, Pastor! Your example is one for True Believers to follow. I will gladly dedicate my swelling faith to your holy ways!

[rabid hippie pervert]

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If I shit out a demon at least I would create something a lot better than your fairytale, also called "The Bible". What proof you have of the information in there being correct? The bible does not talk about dinosaurs and yet the modern creationist claims that Dinosaurs where to test our faith. This "adoption" You make will continue so long as science makes breakthroughs (which it will unlike your pathetic religion).

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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The bible does not talk about dinosaurs and yet the modern creationist claims that Dinosaurs where to test our faith. This "adoption" You make will continue so long as science makes breakthroughs (which it will unlike your pathetic religion).

Let's see. The term "dinosaur" was created in the mid 19th century. The KJV Bible that we use was published in 1611, so please explain how a word is going to be in print before it even exists?

Rather, the Bible makes specific mention of leviathans, behemoths and dragons. One section of the Bible is clearly describing an apatosaurus (as seen in Jurassic Park), even before these creatures were officially discovered by science. This is proof that dinosaurs walked among men during the writing of the Bible.

Job 40:15 KJV
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. 16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. 17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. 18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
....
23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth. 24 He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.

[Dutch Girl]

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Let's see. The term "dinosaur" was created in the mid 19th century. The KJV Bible that we use was published in 1611, so please explain how a word is going to be in print before it even exists?

I thought God guided those who wrote the Bible? Are you telling me God didn't know this was going to happen?

[Former Atheist]

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If you've ever read a Harry Potter Book, YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you've ever played a Video game YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you have ever masturbated YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you own a Prius YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you ever voted Democrat YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you ever listened to Celine Dion or Barry Manilow YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you are Canadian YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
Friends, this list just goes on.

We are offering a special deal on our world famous Jesus Enema© right now, right here.
With a full money back guarantee if not satisfied that those pesky Demons have been flushed out.

If I've done five of these things, do I need five Jesus Enemas? Does that mean I get to feel the ecstacy of Jesus filling my colon five times?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If I've done five of these things, do I need five Jesus Enemas? Does that mean I get to feel the ecstacy of Jesus filling my colon five times?

Shout GLORY!!

[Redeemed Papist]

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Insert the Holy Hosepipe!

[Confirmed_Atheist]

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Amen Brother Eddie! I can't tell you how many hours I have spent cleaning demons out of nubile young men's rectums! From the boy brothels of Bombay to the sin salons of Singapore, I've called upon the Holy Ghost to keep my resolve ROCK HARD in the saddle. It's a tough, sweaty job but someone's got to do it.

Shout GLORY!

For someone who hates homosexuals, that has got to be the gayest thing I've ever read.