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Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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That's not funny, it's just sad.
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ONLY some Dutch BIMBO would think of such a smutty idea.
So what's the deal Dutch Girl? Here to make funny of us Americans because Holland is such a puny country that whining and beer is the only thing you are good for?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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I don't really get it. Can someone explain it me?
Titus 2:4 : That they may teach the young women to bee sober, to LOUE their husbands, to LOUE their children.
(What every girl really wants in her heart, so I'm cool with this. And have a really nice happy day
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I would like to remind Miss Dutch that LBC is a serious institution and this is a serious site.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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How would it even be possible for people to have impure thoughts in Heaven if nobody has any naughty bits up there?
"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
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Yet another example of dutch stupidity.The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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I have sex while you are miserable. So guess who is the stupid one here!Originally posted by Cursed View Post
Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
- Ecclesiastes xii.7Comment
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You THINKS.Originally posted by Dutch Girl View PostI have sex while you are miserable. So guess who is the stupid one here!
You must stop sexing and sexing and sexing really because in the end you will be miserible in Hell Datch Girl. Really, is no funny if you lose your soule for ever really I mean this - I never do this.
Don't you do too.
YIC, Mari.
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- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.Comment
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Your client?Originally posted by Dutch Girl View PostI have sex while you are miserable. So guess who is the stupid one here!
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Are you sure you're not miserable while you're having sex with all those ugly Dutch perverts? Or are you too high to care? You certainly look like some kind of painted harlot pothead Eurotrash. At least in hell you'll have the company of all those babies you had aborted.Originally posted by Dutch Girl View PostI have sex while you are miserable. So guess who is the stupid one here!God Bless America. How I envy you all. Your food tastes way better than ours, and your newspapers don't have columns by women in ethnic headscarves about ethical shopping.Comment
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Lessee now ... the one who will die of an STI (sin-transmitted illness) and then spend eternity in the lake of fire? Just a wild guess here.Originally posted by Dutch Girl View PostI have sex while you are miserable. So guess who is the stupid one here!
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That is not what María has been telling us!Originally posted by Marisa L Sanchez View Post
From recent personally experience I can testify that there is no shortage of what you call "naughty bits" in Heaven.Originally posted by Lycra The Repellent View PostHow would it even be possible for people to have impure thoughts in Heaven if nobody has any naughty bits up there?Posted via Pasta
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THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERWEBS!!Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS GOD FORSAKEN FUCKED UP FORUM DECENT!!!!Comment
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