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My Brothers and Sisters in Christ,
There is no more Real American or True Christian™ than our Brother Limbaugh. The Doctor of Democracy and a Man of God, praise Jesus!
I'm excited to announce that Brother Rush has invested a good chunk of his hard earned money in a new venture to provide a product that we all want. "Two If By Tea" is simply brilliant! A clever play on words that both supports American exceptionalism and markets an outstanding product.
Only $23.76 per case with free shipping! Let's all pitch in and help our Christian brother make a big go of this. I've ordered 2 cases, one of them to remain unopened in my study, as these original batches will surely be worth many times my investment as a collector's item.
I'm counting on you to do your part. These delicious flavors are also available in "diet" for those of substantial girth that need to watch their weight.
In Christ
There is no more Real American or True Christian™ than our Brother Limbaugh. The Doctor of Democracy and a Man of God, praise Jesus!
I'm excited to announce that Brother Rush has invested a good chunk of his hard earned money in a new venture to provide a product that we all want. "Two If By Tea" is simply brilliant! A clever play on words that both supports American exceptionalism and markets an outstanding product.
Only $23.76 per case with free shipping! Let's all pitch in and help our Christian brother make a big go of this. I've ordered 2 cases, one of them to remain unopened in my study, as these original batches will surely be worth many times my investment as a collector's item.
I'm counting on you to do your part. These delicious flavors are also available in "diet" for those of substantial girth that need to watch their weight.
In Christ
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