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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

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    ATM for Jesus

    Brethren and Sistren, I would like to bring to your attention THIS Godly tale of a humble pastor's most excellent idea for bringing extra Glory to Jesus. I pray that we can consider adopting this concept of Tithing for our congregation at the next Pastor's Council. Praise Jesus, this could be the answer to all our financial struggles!

    At Church, an 'ATM for Jesus'
    Pastor Marty Baker's 'Giving Kiosks' are catching on.
    Members say they use credit cards for everything else -- why not tithing?

    AUGUSTA, Ga. — Pastor Marty Baker preaches that the Bible is the eternal and inviolate word of God. On other church matters, he's willing to change with the times.

    Jeans are welcome at Stevens Creek Community Church, the 1,100-member evangelical congregation Baker founded 19 years ago. Sermons are available as podcasts. A recent men's fellowship breakfast was devoted to discussing the spiritual wages of lunching at Hooters.

    It is a bid for relevance in a nation charmed by pop culture and consumerism, and it is not an uncommon one. But Baker has waded further into the 21st century than most fishers of American souls, as evidenced one Wednesday night when churchgoer Josh Marshall stepped up to a curious machine in the church lobby.

    It was one of Stevens Creek's three "Giving Kiosks": a sleek black pedestal topped with a computer screen, numeric keypad and magnetic-strip reader. Prompted by the on-screen instructions, Marshall performed a ritual more common in quickie marts than a house of God: He pulled out a bank card, swiped it and punched in some numbers.

    The machine spat out a receipt. Marshall's $400 donation was routed to church coffers before he had found his seat for evening worship.

    "I paid for gas today with a card, and got lunch with one," said Marshall, 30. "This is really no different."

    Baker came up with the kiosk idea a couple of years ago. He had just kicked off a $3-million building drive, but noticed that few people seemed to keep cash in their wallet anymore for the collection bag.

    So he began studying the electronic payment business. He designed his machine with the help of a computer programmer who attends Stevens Creek, and found ATM companies willing to assemble it for him. In early 2005, he introduced the first machine at his church.

    Since then, kiosk giving has gradually gained acceptance among his upper-middle-class flock. The three kiosks are expected to take in between $200,000 and $240,000 this year — about 15% of the church's total donations.

    "It's truly like an ATM for Jesus," Baker said.

    This summer, Baker and his wife, Patty, began selling the devices to other churches through their for-profit company, SecureGive. They are its only employees, but a handful of contractors help them custom-tailor the machines for churches.

    The kiosks can let donors identify their gift as a regular tithe or offering, or direct it to building or missionary funds. The machines send information about the donation to a central church computer system, which shoots the donors an e-mail confirmation.

    The Bakers charge between $2,000 and $5,000 for the kiosks, which come in a variety of configurations. They also collect a monthly subscription fee of up to $49.95 for licensing and support. And a card-processing company gets 1.9% of each transaction; a small cut of that fee goes to SecureGive.

    So far, seven other congregations have installed or ordered the machines. All of them are Protestant, and most are in the South. If the idea takes off and makes the Bakers rich, Patty says they will thank the Lord — and give a significant sum to their church.

    At church services, Baker said, the next few years could be comparable to another upheaval centuries ago, when offerings of grain and animals were replaced with what was then the newfangled medium of money.

    "I'll bet that caused a stir, too," he said, chuckling.

    Baker assumes many churches are not yet ready to change. The need to generate earthly revenue can be a sensitive topic for the clergy; lampooning their less subtle solicitations has been a sport for generations of critics, from Chaucer to heavy-metal bands.

    The Bakers have heard naysayers at trade shows mutter disapproval of the kiosks: Some church leaders apparently fear that a technology so closely associated with commerce might come across as crass.

    "Not in our church," Baker recalls one group saying as they passed a SecureGive display.

    Those kinds of reservations emerged in Baton Rouge, La., before Baker went into business. About three years ago, the Roman Catholic diocese there worked with a Canadian company to produce a machine that would accept bank card donations from churchgoers. Church officials hoped to place it in the Cathedral of St. Joseph, an imposing Gothic Revival building near the banks of the Mississippi River that dates to the 1850s.

    Church officials eventually changed their minds.

    "I think that when it actually came time to put a kiosk in the back of a cathedral, it just wasn't quite, well — I'd like to say 'kosher,' but we're Catholic," said Mark Blanchard, the stewardship director for the diocese.

    The churches that have installed the machines are noting the changes in the way people give. At Family Church, an evangelical congregation of 700 in West Monroe, La., some members choose the kiosk because they can earn bonus airline miles when they charge their donations, accountant Kristi Young said.

    At Stevens Creek, volunteers such as Jeff Asselin still pass around the wooden-handled collection bag. But Asselin said it is considerably lighter these days — although some people who donate at the kiosk drop their receipts in the bag as a vestige of the old ways.

    "The Bible talks about bringing your offerings to the church, and they like the feeling of dropping their offering in the plate," Patty Baker said. "And we also believe that your offering is part of worship, so that's how they participate."

    Asselin and his wife normally donate to the church by writing a check. But he said they had been experimenting with the kiosk — and modifying their traditions accordingly. In the past, they would pray over their check together, asking God to ensure it is used for good works. Now those prayers are offered in the glow of the kiosk monitor.

    The Bakers figure most people will give up on checks before they give up on their faith. The question is whether churches will adapt.

    If they do, the Bakers say they will be ready with their next idea: donation machines that attach to the backs of pews.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #2
    Re: ATM for Jesus

    And strange that money donated 'to jesus' seems to end up buying the Pastors a new Mercedes.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • lilith
      Night Hag
      • Sep 2006
      • 1232

      #3
      Re: ATM for Jesus

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      And strange that money donated 'to jesus' seems to end up buying the Pastors a new Mercedes.

      Good point....you'd think,being so very pious they'd emulate their god & use a donkey as transport.
      I'm fairly sure a donkey costs a good bit less than a Mercedes.
      In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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      • Jesus is Lord
        Devout seeker of the Truth™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 639

        #4
        Re: ATM for Jesus

        The article acts as if this is new to churches but it is not. Landover has been doing something even better for years with the EZ Slide Credit Card Offering Plates.
        The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
        Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: ATM for Jesus

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          And strange that money donated 'to jesus' seems to end up buying the Pastors a new Mercedes.
          What kind of cheep, cheesy church do you take Landover for? The Pastor's need new wide body jets, at lest a Boeing 777, for their ministry. That is $110 million dollars plus a $35million conversion for Jesus' work.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: ATM for Jesus

            This kind of thing is perfectly alright for the unwashed masses who Worship at lesser Churches than Landover and can only manage small change.

            We Platinum Tithers have no need for new fangled gadgetry to show our love of Jesus©.

            Nothing is too much for our own Pastors.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: ATM for Jesus

              Originally posted by lilith View Post
              Good point....you'd think,being so very pious they'd emulate their god & use a donkey as transport.
              I'm fairly sure a donkey costs a good bit less than a Mercedes.
              You mean the Pastors should emulate their God (and you should capitalize it) in denying themselves all earthly comforts, like this?

              Mark 14:3-7: And being in Bethany in the house of Simon the leper, as he sat at meat, there came a woman having an alabaster box of ointment of spikenard very precious; and she brake the box, and poured [it] on his head. And there were some that had indignation within themselves, and said, Why was this waste of the ointment made? For it might have been sold for more than three hundred pence, and have been given to the poor. And they murmured against her. And Jesus said, Let her alone; why trouble ye her? she hath wrought a good work on me. For ye have the poor with you always, and whensoever ye will ye may do them good: but me ye have not always.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: ATM for Jesus

                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                This kind of thing is perfectly alright for the unwashed masses who Worship at lesser Churches than Landover and can only manage small change.
                Indeed. If Jesus has blessed me enough to make scheduled direct debiting of tithes a viable option, how can I not honor Him by signing up for it?
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #9
                  Re: ATM for Jesus

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  What kind of cheep, cheesy church do you take Landover for? The Pastor's need new wide body jets, at lest a Boeing 777, for their ministry. That is $110 million dollars plus a $35million conversion for Jesus' work.
                  Heh. Of course. The plane should be perfectly equipped down to the last ivory backscracther. old

                  I still think that you'd make more money with an in-church steak house *snicker*
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                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: ATM for Jesus

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Heh. Of course. The plane should be perfectly equipped down to the last ivory backscracther. old
                    Oh like solid gold is just do good for our men of God Rachael????

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    I still think that you'd make more money with an in-church steak house *snicker*
                    We wouldn't want our prayers to the Baby Jesus to be muddled by chewing.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #11
                      Re: ATM for Jesus

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Oh like solid gold is just do good for our men of God Rachael????
                      Some places consider ivory more valuable. However the way in which it is obtained is barbaric, so sure, why not gold? old

                      We wouldn't want our prayers to the Baby Jesus to be muddled by chewing.
                      Face it, you'd make a LOT of money that way.
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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: ATM for Jesus

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                        I still think that you'd make more money with an in-church steak house *snicker*
                        Snicker all you like witch. Steak is a breakfast food for True Christian™ Pastors. We have to keep our strength up.

                        You should know that Landover Baptist is not involved with retail skulduggery of any kind. We rely on (tax-exempt) love offerings from supporters of Christ, and an aggressive Tithing Program administered by the Church Pastors. If you knew what was good for you, you'd jump up and get your credit cards out, hit that Paypal button, and send Jesus everything you've got and then some.

                        Selling steaks in church is the least of your worries, harlot.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #13
                          Re: ATM for Jesus

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Snicker all you like witch. Steak is a breakfast food for True Christian™ Pastors. We have to keep our strength up.
                          I'm sorry Zeke, honest mistake. I thought it was double bacon cheeseburgers for breakfast, pot roast for lunch and steak for dinner. Imagine, if you had a restuarant that served all three! You'd get plenty more than with just an atm.

                          You should know that Landover Baptist is not involved with retail skulduggery of any kind. We rely on (tax-exempt) love offerings from supporters of Christ, and an aggressive Tithing Program administered by the Church Pastors. If you knew what was good for you, you'd jump up and get your credit cards out, hit that Paypal button, and send Jesus everything you've got and then some.
                          And what's wrong with retail? You know in concerts a great deal of money is made by t-shirt sales??
                          As for my credit card, there is the slight issue of needing to pay off what I owe on the damn thing before I could even consider that.

                          Selling steaks in church is the least of your worries, harlot.
                          The most being...?

                          Bah. This is what I get for trying to be helpful!
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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: ATM for Jesus

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            And what's wrong with retail? You know in concerts a great deal of money is made by t-shirt sales??
                            So? In most concerts, a great deal of money is made by drug sales. Do you suppose we should adopt that practise too? We're not catlicks, you know.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: ATM for Jesus

                              Praise JESUS!!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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