[HellRaiser]

Re: I am absolutely stunned......

Can you stupid bogan Aussies take this somewhere else?

Bogans eh ....

Considering that when i was taught the bible at school the thing that stumped me was .... if mary had only 3 boys .... how was other people made IF there was noone else on earth ... unless they were sick piffles that piffleed their own mum then some miricle musta happened to give one of them a sex change

thus being 2 sins ....

i dont give 2 flying piffles about church or what ever homo shit goes on within the walls. its just another way for some lonely pedofile to get with little boys after church and get paid for it.

religeon in general is bullshit and nothing more than a lie and a 'sin' ... only homo's beleive in it .... and if you love religeon soo much why dont you start your own church and save it for sundays when every normal human being would be asleep

at the moment you and your homo followers have tried to bleed money from us while we are at home. i have seen the same guy come around for the 3rd time in 6 months and last time he was here i said "next time you will have a broken nose"

omg and shit its a sin.

get over it

i have read only this topic and i have had enough of your bullshit ... i signed up to have a read to see what this site is about but you lovers of jesus are just soo damn irritating .... if you want to follow jesus soo close, kill yourselves and go brown nose up in 'heaven' for the rest of eternaty ...

piffle, ystop sharing your bullshit with the rest of the world, we dont give two piffles about your pathetic homo lives. you are the main reason why wars start ... the main reason why starvation is around and you say there is a lord who protects us?

if we are protected, how come we all die then? how come we feel pain?

since we are not protected by some 'legendary guy with soo many super human powers in the sky' why the piffle are you still here boring us with your lengthy speaches that every one falls asleep to in church ...

piffle .... realise that your 'god' is fake and that your minds are soo immature to process that peice of intelegence. if sex is immoral and against the rules of christianity, how come you have to have it to pass on your jesus bullshit to another generation

why waste peoples time with this?

just why?

if any one of you wankers stepped back from your 'perfect' life and looked around with no jesus crap in your life you would see that this 'god' and any other 'god is just shit ... a lie .... not true .... a sin toany other weird christianity group around this earth...

yes i am australian, yes i am piffleing proud of it. yet im sure every one of you pedofile wankers have touched little boys or tried sticking your noodles up their poodles .... thats against the law ... omg and shit you broke the law .... your now a australian ... wow omg .... how do you feel wankers?

you say you are spreading the 'TRUE' word of god ...
how many times in the 2008 years has his word changed ....
it probably stared out as
"i am hungry"
then modified during time
"i am hungy"
"i am angry"
"i am a sand tree"
"i am a flea"
then some stupid hick from the middle of the USA goes piffle he seems like a god .... lets worship some weird old person who can turn from a tree into a flea ....

get over yourselfs you pathetic useless pointless piffleed up god wannabies

if you still want to talk call .... 1800 fuk god!
or you can email me at
piffle_your_lord@rectumville.com

[rick james bitch]

Re: I am absolutely stunned......

No, it's well documented truth. In my lifetime I have come across genuine British citizens who have confirmed that all Australians are the descendents of rapist, cutthroats, and thieves. Your ancestors were banished to a remote island for the greater safety of the British Empire. When we consider the amount of sin and depravity which pervades throughout all of the United Kingdom, it is truly a testament to your bloodline's evil intent that even a people as sinful and decadent as Europeans felt uneasy with the amount of debauchery your ancestry partook in. Furthermore, they must have been in cahoots with Satan himself seeing that the British didn't outright execute your ancestor. Obviously for fear that they might rise again as vampires or ghouls of Hell‘s Army.

And Aborigines, which are scientifically referred to as Neanderthals, were indeed raped by your filth minded ancestors. There is a vast historical record proving this fact. That technically makes you a demi-human. Neanderthals are “people”, make no mistake, but they aren’t people. And as I see it if you can rape a Neanderthal, a species which looks like an uglier, more upright and straggly ape, you could just as well rape a wallaby, a dingo, or God forbid, a poor defenseless little koala. So Brother Hatchet does have a serious point rather you’d like to admit it or not.

i suggest you go get a bowl of dick mate and eat it all up...

im australian and my ancestors arent cutthroats or thieves and definately not rapists... they came over here in the 60s by their own free will...

just because daddy touched you in your pants one too many times and tought you that sticking your finger up your ass was the only way you could wank with out pissing off god doesn't mean everyone is a rapist buddy... its alrite mate noone hears you cry yourself to sleep

get an r31 skyline mate, get drunk off your head smoke a few billys and peace out

space out,
space goat

[Wide-Open]

Re: I am absolutely stunned......

get an r31 skyline mate

Why would he need an over-assisted slow nip car? Are you saying this because he is a Negra? (soon to be ex-Negra)

[HellRaiser]

Re: I am absolutely stunned......

if i said he wanted a skyline it wouldnt be cause he is a negra ... it would be so he can pull his own head out his arse and see the world for what it is instead of some make beleive bullshit that every boy toucher on this site is enforcing onto our youth ....

[rick james bitch]

Re: I am absolutely stunned......

because its the same car i pulled up in when bent ur mum over and i had my way with her

[Wide-Open]

Re: I am absolutely stunned......

because its the same car i pulled up in when bent ur mum over and i had my way with her

You dug her up?

[Miss Maisie]

Re: I am absolutely stunned......

Exactly what I was expecting Deaner.... ha!! Rhymes with weaner!!

Curious, this ain't kindergarten. You need to be 18 to post here.

Do you enjoy being so predictable?? Are you really that childish?? Or are you actually 12 years old?

Let he who is without childish name calling cast the first stone.

[joo lover]

Re: I am absolutely stunned......

Of course not, it's your fault you might get an angel’s baseball bat upside the head because of your own hate. What do you expect our Loving Savior to do, stand by while you hurt people? You are forcing Jesus to do this to you and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Quit blaming other and take some personal responsibility for your' own actions.

I'd just like to start out by saying that this isn't my original, intended username. Someone - who must run this site or help run this site - decided it would be cute to change it.

And I would assume the "Loving Savior" would stand by while he hurt people, he stands around long enough for people like you and plenty others in this world to hurt other people. He hasn't exactly stopped any hurt in this world.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: I am absolutely stunned......

PM me. We need to talk.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I am absolutely stunned......

I'd just like to start out by saying that this isn't my original, intended username. Someone - who must run this site or help run this site - decided it would be cute to change it.

And I would assume the "Loving Savior" would stand by while he hurt people, he stands around long enough for people like you and plenty others in this world to hurt other people. He hasn't exactly stopped any hurt in this world.

Nonsense friend, the people who get hurt are the people who force Jesus to hurt them. The Lord doesn’t enjoy this theater of cruelty we humans have forced Him to turn the World into. It’s our own selfish refusal to bow down and turn our lives over to him out of own freewill that brings this hurt upon us.

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: I am absolutely stunned......

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen

You should be ashamed to even quote this prayer. How dare you denigrate a great Christian, Godly man like Mark Twain, who penned this great and reverent prayer? I hope our commanders recite it to their troops every single day!

[Brother Buckwalter]

Re: I am absolutely stunned......

i don't get how u ppl can follow every word from the bible
first off, stories like adam and eve were stories told in the old days to explain things they didn't understand, just like every other myth, if it actually was adam and eve, well we'd all be inbred hicks with olive skin ( oh yeah i forgot, u all praise the bible yet don't accept other races, even tho jesus moses and abraham etc were all middle eastern and thus not white.) then when the old testament says something that contradicts the new testament, u ignore it completely. last time i checked, Jesus never said " make sure everyone believes everything they ever hear, ignore everyone else, oh by the wya, vote republican." get with the times, premarital sex happens, get used to it. If i live my life as a good person, God will accept me into his kingdom of heaven, thats the christian philosophy, not "burn homosexuals". u guys love quoting the old testament, and chirping jews and muslims, funny how they also believe in abraham moses and everything else in the old testament. speaking of jews, pretty Sure Jesus was raised one. u guys are laso extremely racist, u don't except other races as ur equal, good luck explainin that one to gabriel at the gates of heaven, its like i'm talking to the KKK.
i may be all over the place with my arguments, but i'm getting shit off my chest, round 2
i read that pokemon article earlier.... yeah pretty sure u guys did zero research then made up a plot to back up ur argument. u say pokemon is satanic then burn them and chant "burn it, Burn it", pretty sure thats much worse. wuts with baptists and not letting there children have fun.
i think its hilarious how by the time most of ur kids grow up, these hardcore ideals wil be all but gone. u think u can brain wash ur kids but when they see that school slut walkin down the halls at school, their gunna do wut every other teen does in america. invite them to a house party, get blasted out of there mind on bud light and vodka shots, fuck her brains out and brag about it the next morning. like i said get with the times, no one gives a fuck if their meal is from a goat, i eat what ever i want to eat. speaking about ur random hardcore beliefs, wuts with bitchin to harry potter. it promotes witchcraft? ahahaha wut are u 7?? witchcraft isn't real.
well ym rant is over, even tho i know half of you will just ignorantly deny my points, while the other half will use satan as a lame excuse. so u guys can stick with ur strict rules and boring lifestyles, when were all dead and buried, i'll know that i lived my life quite fun, getting wasted, gambling and other fun deeds, while all u go " oh shit, wut a waste"
P.S. i'm takin bets for the N.C. tar heels vs N.C. State wolfpack college basketball tomorrow, any takers, i need weed money

[Mr Godwin]

Re: I am absolutely stunned......

i don't get how u ppl can follow every word from the bible
first off, stories like adam and eve were stories told in the old days to explain things they didn't understand, just like every other myth, if it actually was adam and eve, well we'd all be inbred hicks with olive skin ( oh yeah i forgot, u all praise ...

... strict rules and boring lifestyles, when were all dead and buried, i'll know that i lived my life quite fun, getting wasted, gambling and other fun deeds, while all u go " oh shit, wut a waste" ...

... any takers, i need weed money

You can't spell for squat, buck.

[Brother Buckwalter]

Re: I am absolutely stunned......

Get your facts straight boy.

Germany is disgustingly rich because the Godly United States of America liberated them first from that dictator Hitlery. And after that spent a huge amount of American money over there (Marshallplan, remember) to rebuilt it and to fight the vile Soviets.

pretty sure the soviets got to hitler first.... nazi's would still be around if it wasn't for America AND soviets

[Brother Buckwalter]

Re: I am absolutely stunned......

hahaha great to see you can look past my slang typing to see my valid arguments, next time I'll spend more time editing my rants of your religion.

how about a deal, I'll start typing in a normal manner, if you people start behaving in a normal manner