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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jack O'Fagan!!!

    BLESSINGS ON
    YOUR SPECIAL DAY!!!


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    • Jo Freddie
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      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339
      #2
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jack O'Fagan!!!

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251
          #3
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jack O'Fagan!!!

          Blessed birthday, Brother Jack, and many, many more.

          YiC,

          Zech
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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22373
              #4
              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jack O'Fagan!!!

              I only do one birthday once a week.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339
                  #5
                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jack O'Fagan!!!

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  I only do one birthday once a week.
                  I'm sure if you have a word with your close friends they will happily move their birthdays, then you will only need to do one a quarter, and still leave room for baby jesus's.
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                    • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                      Christ's Antiquarius
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 736
                      #6
                      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jack O'Fagan!!!

                      Happy birthday, Brother!
                      How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
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                      2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                        • Jack O'fagan
                          With faith as immovable as the Earth
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 4836
                          #7
                          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jack O'Fagan!!!

                          Thank you Brothers and Sisters for your birthday blessings. I have been praying hard all day that it will be my last. I am hoping that the rapture will happen very soon. I can't wait. Oh please Lord take us now,
                          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027
                              #8
                              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jack O'Fagan!!!

                              A Blessed CHRIST-CENTERED wish for you on your CHRISTIAN Birth-day, Brother Jack!

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jack O'Fagan!!!

                                  Happy Birthday to you sir. Don't forget to send over your Birthday Love Offering. The new roof over my private jacuzzi Baptismal isn't going to pay for itself.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • Dan U. Holier
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jul 2011
                                      • 1180
                                      #10
                                      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jack O'Fagan!!!

                                      One year closer to your unquestionable departure to Heaven! Rejoice, brother!

                                      Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                                      ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                                        • Bible Student
                                          Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                                          With Jesus now.
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Dec 2010
                                          • 2474
                                          #11
                                          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jack O'Fagan!!!

                                          Oh my goodness. I'm late for another birthday party. Hope you had a happy one.
                                          YiJC, BS

                                          II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                                            • Jack O'fagan
                                              With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Feb 2011
                                              • 4836
                                              #12
                                              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jack O'Fagan!!!

                                              Very nice thank you. I spent almost the whole day down on my knees.

                                              Glory!

                                              Jack
                                              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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