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  • Enobarbus
    Professor of English Landover University
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3496

    #151
    Re: OMFG

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    I'm sure she's aware of it. They only have one computer in that house.
    Yeah, I know they only have the one computer, but I'm not sure that Ixie has complete control of it. You are quite right that she probably knows, but I could see the other little bint trying to get in without the others' knowledge -- she (Akia) has had two goes at it and ballsed-up one of them -- I just wondered if she had gotten hold of the machine while Ixie was away and tried to do something on her own that she didn't quite understand.

    Who knows? There are about 25 women all living under the one bridge or in the one paper bag all of whom share the one stolen computer they hook up to someone else's radio thing. Except of course for the couple of them in JV and the older ones in jail.

    What they need in that family is male supervision. It's not right that so many women should be left alone like that to fend for themselves. It's plain that they are not coping; and of course not! Their job is to pop babies and cook for men. They shouldn't be alone like that. Think of the lewdness and potential for whoredoms that must exist in that environment!
    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #152
      Re: OMFG

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      Because it is utterly implausible that anyone could take that kind of nonsensical mumbo-jumbo seriously unless they were under the influence of some very harmful substances.
      Oh really?
      I do beg to differ. From what I see, YOU'RE the ones going around talking about not only nonsensical but harmful things, throwing insult after insult at anyone who believes differently to you.

      I'd know you'd sooner die than take any example from me, but maybe take an example from Ixi. She may be young and living with her sisters but she seems a nicer, saner, more likeable person than many of you could ever hope to be....in this life or any!

      And leave her alone, her parents are not in prison, nor is she in JV.

      Ixi, you seem extremely bright. These baptwits know nothing about Pagans. Or, they think they do, but those views are generally hogwash. What it all comes down to is, you seem to be doing a damn good job of thinking for yourself and using your head.
      Keep it up.
      sigpic
      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #153
        Re: OMFG

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Keep it up.
        ... and you'll end up with a guaranteed place in the Lake of Fire, right next to Hellsinner.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Ixi
          Wretched Unsaved Goth
          Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
          • Sep 2006
          • 844

          #154
          Re: OMFG

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          You can all find husbands at church. Just like ME! Won't that be great?
          No, that would be a living nightmare.
          A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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          • Ixi
            Wretched Unsaved Goth
            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
            • Sep 2006
            • 844

            #155
            Re: OMFG

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            ... and you'll end up with a guaranteed place in the Lake of Fire, right next to Hellsinner.
            OR I could be living a life of happiness.
            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #156
              Re: OMFG

              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
              OR I could be living a life of happiness.
              What, even after your death? Sounds unlikely... unless you repent and get right with Jesus.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Ixi
                Wretched Unsaved Goth
                Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                • Sep 2006
                • 844

                #157
                Re: OMFG

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                What, even after your death? Sounds unlikely... unless you repent and get right with Jesus.
                Heaven and Hell aren't real. If they were, I would rather live a good life then have a good eternal life.
                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #158
                  Re: OMFG

                  Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                  Heaven and Hell aren't real. If they were, I would rather live a good life then have a good eternal life.
                  So you'd rather be happy for 50 years or so, and then suffer agonising torment for eternity, rather than go through some mild discomfort during your time on earth, and then perfect bliss for eternity? How do you even reason with someone this thick?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #159
                    Re: OMFG

                    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                    Gosh!! I don't normally associate with people who think like that. However, you seem to be a feisty but likeable young thing, so I can make an exception. You remind me of myself when I was your age.
                    Sister, I cannot imagine that you were ever a foul-mouthed, unrepentant, uneducated ten-dollar street whore. If this is true, then salvation must be within reach for all!!

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                    • SalvationSeeker
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3892

                      #160
                      Re: OMFG

                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • Ixi
                        Wretched Unsaved Goth
                        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 844

                        #161
                        Re: OMFG

                        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                        Sister, I cannot imagine that you were ever a foul-mouthed, unrepentant, uneducated ten-dollar street whore. If this is true, then salvation must be within reach for all!!
                        So what?
                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #162
                          Re: OMFG

                          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                          So what?
                          So you have learned to use quotes button after only....three months? Pretty good for you.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • OnYourKnees
                            On Extended Furlough
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4729

                            #163
                            Re: OMFG

                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            I didn't mean YOU were within reach of all.

                            Surely you'd not let that harlot Icky touch you, for example.

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                            • Ixi
                              Wretched Unsaved Goth
                              Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 844

                              #164
                              Re: OMFG

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              So you have learned to use quotes button after only....three months? Pretty good for you.
                              Meh, I have known for a while.
                              A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                              • Ixi
                                Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 844

                                #165
                                Re: OMFG

                                Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                                I didn't mean YOU were within reach of all.

                                Surely you'd not let that harlot Icky touch you, for example.
                                Ugh, I hope you're right. I wouldn't want to touch him either.
                                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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