[Brother Temperance]

Re: OMFG

You mean Avian as in bird (flu), and Kestrel as in lager?

Once again, why the strange names?
How about applying for a name change?
Find yourself a nice, Biblical, name. (Not lilith though, mind you.)

AND NOT AHOLAH OR AHOLIBAH, EITHER! Sweet Jesus, how is it even legal for someone to call their children Ixi, Amy, Adia, Kestrell, Avian, and Ivy? Does your mother even have blood running through her veins, or is it pure LSD?

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

Of course its pure blood! Believe it or not, the "strange names" you talk of are quite common. Lets see...my neighbors have two boys named Draven and Shadow, another woman I know has five kids named Rowan, Ash, Maple, Autumn, and Willow.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: OMFG

Of course its pure blood! Believe it or not, the "strange names" you talk of are quite common. Lets see...my neighbors have two boys named Draven and Shadow, another woman I know has five kids named Rowan, Ash, Maple, Autumn, and Willow.

All that proves is that your town is populated entirely by blood-drinking goths who get all of their baby names from their book of shadows, or maybe from here.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

None of them are goths. Though I do know many...want me to send the Blood Gang on you?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: OMFG

None of them are goths. Though I do know many...want me to send the Blood Gang on you?

Are you now threatening us Ixi? Why such hatred? All we want to is help you come to Christ because we don't want to have to throw in you in a re-education camp with Bush takes over in 2008.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

Hehe, I was kidding. I wouldn't do that, unless you threatened me or something...

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: OMFG

Hehe, I was kidding. I wouldn't do that, unless you threatened me or something...

Thank goodness. You had me scared that you were going to send over a gang of angst-ridden teenagers to bore me to death.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

They are beautiful lines Talitha, good enough to make a song out of.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

They would if I told them too, but I won't. I'm not a murderer...now anyway, what are some other Christain names?

[Talitha]

Re: OMFG

They are beautiful lines Talitha, good enough to make a song out of.

I know lots of beautiful things that Jesus© has taught me since coming to Landover.
You should seriously think about giving your heart to Jesus©.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: OMFG

AMEN and PRAISE JESUS Sister Tali!

Icky, can you get in your Mom's purse and get her credit card so you can start tithing to GOD'S Favorite Church(tm)?

With Love, Sister Thumper

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

Ummm...my mom doesn't have any credit cards. Earn your money.

[Talitha]

Re: OMFG

Ummm...my mom doesn't have any credit cards. Earn your money.

I'll have you know, my dear late departed husband earned every penny I own!!
Well, apart from the Insurance pay-off anyway.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

Then get a job or something...I bet you can get one at Rite Aid, they pay allright, but if you have enough to live on...

[Talitha]

Re: OMFG

Then get a job or something...I bet you can get one at Rite Aid, they pay allright, but if you have enough to live on...

A (splutter) JOB??!!!
Listen child, when get down to my last $10 million I may consider finding another husband , but jobs are for.....well.....them!!! You know.....poor people!!