[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

There hope is to live a happy life, and I would die to protect them.

[Enobarbus]

Re: OMFG

There hope is to live a happy life, and I would die to protect them.

That should be "their" hope. Try to remember the distinction between "there" and "their". That way people are less likely to come to the conclusion that your sisters have an uneducated git for a sibling.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

Big deal, one spelling mistake...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: OMFG

Big deal, one spelling mistake...

One small spelling mistake is a gateway sin. Next you'll be fornicating in public parks with anyone who has $5 in their pocket, using illegal narcotics, and denying Jesus.

Oh wait....I guess you are already doing all that. You should be ashamed.

Does your father in prison know about your perverted lifestyle? I'll bet HE accepted Jesus once he and his cellmate/boyfriend found out that they'd get free donuts and coffee from the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting if they did.

And exactly what does the title of this thread mean? I know it isn't English. Are you passing satanic code to your fellow witches, like Rachael VonHellbound?

[Enobarbus]

Re: OMFG

One small spelling mistake is a gateway sin. Next you'll be fornicating in public parks with anyone who has $5 in their pocket, using illegal narcotics, and denying Jesus.

Oh wait....I guess you are already doing all that. You should be ashamed.

Does your father in prison know about your perverted lifestyle? I'll bet HE accepted Jesus once he and his cellmate/boyfriend found out that they'd get free donuts and coffee from the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting if they did.

And exactly what does the title of this thread mean? I know it isn't English. Are you passing satanic code to your fellow witches, like Rachael VonHellbound?

It seems that her little boyfriend, Poor little Kev, (former searching for truth or what ever) is on the forum. I better go and see what he's doing. If Icky starts humping the shrubbery -- she was threatening to do something with a tree -- have her physically removed. (Don't let you natural kindness overwhelm you Pastor, just call security, you must be careful with these witches, they can be very fierce, even when quite small).

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

First off, my dad isn't in prison. Second, if I were a prostitute, which I'm not, I would be much more then 5 dollars. Third, the title of this thread is a phrase...Oh My ****ing God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: OMFG

First off, my dad isn't in prison. Second, if I were a prostitute, which I'm not, I would be much more then 5 dollars. Third, the title of this thread is a phrase...Oh My ****ing God.

First off, your dad IS in prison. We have his DOF file and know all about what he did with your pets.

Second, you obviously have given this prostitute idea quite a bit of thought....So how much WOULD you charge (theoretically)? How much would it take?

Third, you have earned a new batch of infraction points for spewing hatred and using coded obscenities in reference to God Almighty.

Fourth, enjoy hell.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

First: He is NOT in prison, you don't even know his name.
Second: All I said was five dollars was measly, I have a better future then that.
Third: Its just a phrase
Fourth: Enjoy being God's pathetic slave.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: OMFG

It's just a phrase (corrected by MSTT)

So is this: "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels." It's one that you'll hear if you keep on your present path.

Enjoy being God's pathetic slave.

Enjoy being the pathetic slave for your "lord" and "lady" in hell.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: OMFG

I'm curious if you were really at my house or not....so whats it look like?

Small, ugly, and somewhat run down.
No house that a True Christian would live in, that's for sure.
Your family is quite poor aren't they?

That's why it would be a relief for them if I bought you, one less mouth to feed and a few thousand dollars on the bank account.

Don't you want your family to be happy, Ixi?
You can help them by encouraging them to sell you to me, I promise I'm going to treat you right (like the KJV1611 teaches):
I will teach you the Bible, learn you your role in the world, and seed you on a regular basis.
(The offspring would have to be sold however, being bastards, I'm sure you understand.)

In short, I'm offering you Salvation, and your parents a financial relief.

[SUV]

Re: OMFG

What I can't go figger is, if there are Men all over the house, why is she "humping the shrubbery?"

I better go to her "Home" on a Christian Mission of Mercy to find out what-all is going on there.

(Hon, it's the one with all the big plastic lawn chairs outside with Cigarette burns all over them, Right?)

[Enobarbus]

Re: OMFG

First: He is NOT in prison, you don't even know his name.
Second: All I said was five dollars was measly, I have a better future then that.
Third: Its just a phrase
Fourth: Enjoy being God's pathetic slave.

All I said was five dollars was measly, I have a better future then that.

What does that mean? That you expect to be carriage trade and not walk the streets?

You really do need to give up these debauched notions of being a call-girl, Icky, and do something positive with your life. Finding Jesus and tithing to Landover is the first step to Salvation©, you know. That and repenting of course. And you have an awful lot of repenting to do already, I'm afraid. There is no time to start like when you are young. Once you have been a tart for 25 years you will find it that much harder to escape. Look at Lilith -- do you want to end up like her? -- Having been a tart for 65 years and now charging Ukranian Sailors a buck a pop? That's where you will end up if you don't watch out.

[Enobarbus]

Re: OMFG

What I can't go figger is, if there are Men all over the house, why is she "humping the shrubbery?"

I better go to her "Home" on a Christian Mission of Mercy to find out what-all is going on there.

(Hon, it's the one with all the big plastic lawn chairs outside with Cigarette burns all over them, Right?)

Wickedans are like this, I'm afraid, Sister. I will respect your delicate nature and not go into details, but these witches and Gothics -- especially the young ones, have abandoned themselves to all manner of unnatural carnal affections, including relations with shrubs, fence posts, and barnyard animals.

[SUV]

Re: OMFG

Even....topiary, Brother Eno?

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

Shut up! I don't flipping hump the shrubbery and my family's not poor!