[Bobby-Joe]

Re: OMFG

Did I say that? Nope.

Playstation- device you hook up to the TV and play video games, like Tekken 5 and Spyro the Dragon and Kingdom of Hearts.

And work the 'joystick' for your amusement. Just sick Ixi.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: OMFG

My dads away, there has been no men at my house for a long time.

You weren't there when I showed up (wouldn't be proper if you were), and he (whatever he was your dad or not) said you were off working, stacking shelfes.

So if that wasn't your dad then I am afraid your mom is cheating on him.
Sorry, but they were all over eachother, quite disgusting.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: OMFG

My dads away, there has been no men at my house for a long time.

What did he get sent to the big house for?

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

My controller doesn't have a joystick, just a bunch of buttons.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

What big house? Your'e lying, there has been no men at my house, and if there was, my sister would have told me, shes suspended for a few weeks.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: OMFG

What big house? Your'e lying, there has been no men at my house, and if there was, my sister would have told me, shes suspended for a few weeks.

Since I can't tell you and your sister apart, I can assure you I wouldn't have entered your home if she was there.

Besides, this was all shortly after you left the last time, not recently.
If I recall correctly, she was out window shopping or some such.

Anyways, it doesn't matter what she was doing out.
The point is; I *almost* own you, and your moms a harlot.
Sorry you had to hear it from me, but Jesus requires me to always tell the truth, no matter how unpleasant it might be.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

Did you see a little girl in the house?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: OMFG

Your bratty little sister wasn't there.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

Don't call her bratty! Now, what animals did you see there?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: OMFG

What is this.....show and tell? Do you mean what was inside or what was running around in the yard?

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

I'm curious if you were really at my house or not....so whats it look like?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: OMFG

I'm curious if you were really at my house or not....so whats it look like?

It looks pretty grim. Your cousins are there and your sister is tossed out of school, so you all sit around yappity-yap-yap-yapping, listening to hippie msic, talking about who has done what with their boyfriend and generally ruining your little sister's chance to amount to anything.

I am warning you right now that young girls have air for brains and are easily led astray! You kids better not play with cigarettes!

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

Bah, your wrong! My sisters can be whoever they want to be.

[Enobarbus]

Re: OMFG

What big house? Your'e lying, there has been no men at my house, and if there was, my sister would have told me, shes suspended for a few weeks.

And what has your sister been suspended for this time?

No, joystick, you just push buttons. Goodness, gracious, can you go a post or two sometime without some salacious reference?

[Enobarbus]

Re: OMFG

Bah, your wrong! My sisters can be whoever they want to be.

Bah, none of them can be Janis Joplin or Frank Zapper, they are stuck with being mediocrities, and living mundane lives, unless they find Jesus and tithe to Landover.