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  • Sister Noddy
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2007
    • 1843

    #46
    Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

    I briefly considered voting YES, because at least the little slanty has always been entertaining and fun to tease, but since I automatically agree with everything Pastor Ezekiel says, I've done the sensible thing and voted NO (else noddy risks a family whooping in the parlor tonght after Bible study)
    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #47
      Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

      In the interests of Christian fairness, I have decided to allow the little yellow ratboy Hitusi back onto this forum temporarily. He has one week to tell his side of the story and attempt to sway the vote in his favor.

      It doesn't look good for him at the moment, does it.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
        Scientific Advisor
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2373

        #48
        Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

        Why Pastor, you have outdone yourself this time! Your Christian compassion knows no bounds. Praise Jesus, there is hope for the little chink again!
        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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        • Old Man Hatchet
          Super Moderator
          Beloved Church Elder
          World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2084

          #49
          Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          In the interests of Christian fairness, I have decided to allow the little yellow ratboy Hitusi back onto this forum temporarily. He has one week to tell his side of the story and attempt to sway the vote in his favor.

          It doesn't look good for him at the moment, does it.
          Who can accuse Landover pastors of being racist and unfair? Nary a soul. Praise be.

          I would like to recommend that we ban Shizuki while Hitoshi is back. One slanty-eyed demon is enough.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #50
            Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

            Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post

            I would like to recommend that we ban Shizuki while Hitoshi is back. One slanty-eyed demon is enough.
            What a hilarious wise course of action, Brother. Consider it done.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Hitoshi
              Professor of Engrish
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 446

              #51
              Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

              first I am want say is total ridiculous my ban. you guy are my FRIEND and hurt my feeling by ban.



              now debate is begin!



              okay my opponent pastor Ezekiel is flip flopper. first he ban me now he bring me back. he is alway change mind. I make promise stay course and make strong decision.



              hold on minute. Mr pastor why you are now on my right side? are you flip flop again?

              VOTE HITOSHI...I promise everybody I ban STAY ban!
              Last edited by Brother V; 02-19-2008, 08:31 PM. Reason: spelling error

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              • Miss Maisie
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2007
                • 1189

                #52
                Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                Sorry, Hitoshi, but a Pastor of the church outranks you. You should be thanking Pastor Zeke on bent knee. In a non homer way, of course.
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #53
                  Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                  Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                  VOTE HITOSHI...I promise everybody I ban STAY ban!
                  You vile little foreigner, this is NOT about you being given the power to ban anyone. It is about whether you STAY BANNED or not. You have been let out FOR A FEW DAYS only, so make the most of your temporary freedom.

                  If I were you, and thank Jesus I'm not, I would attempt to spin explain some of the degenerate examples of your past posts that Brother OEJ laid bare. How can you justify the wanton lust, the constant God mockery, the celebration of sin and debauchery that exemplifies your tenure on our Christian forum?

                  Go for it, hop-sing.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Hitoshi
                    Professor of Engrish
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 446

                    #54
                    Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    If I were you, and thank Jesus I'm not, I would attempt to spin explain some of the degenerate examples of your past posts that Brother OEJ laid bare. How can you justify the wanton lust, the constant God mockery, the celebration of sin and debauchery that exemplifies your tenure on our Christian forum?
                    those quote are out of context.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #55
                      Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                      Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                      those quote are out of context.
                      Well here's your chance you sneaky little slant. Put them IN context.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • WickedWitch
                        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 1366

                        #56
                        Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                        those quote are out of context.
                        That's your argument? That's your best defense? I thought Asians were supposed to be brilliant geniuses.
                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                        • Mr Godwin
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 123

                          #57
                          Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                          This is getting interesting. Standing by.
                          Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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                          • Hitoshi
                            Professor of Engrish
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 446

                            #58
                            Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Well here's your chance you sneaky little slant. Put them IN context.
                            I maybe am get little bit horny but is total natural and healthy for get horny! even some of you guy are get horny

                            Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
                            four to six inches long -- a dangling male organ bobbing and jouncing merrily in the breeze, fairly bursting with seed. And hidden in the tangle of smooth limbs we may be sure the female organ demurely rests, holding close her ovarian embryo, waiting upon the glorious procreative impulse of the male.
                            ~~ OEJ
                            sound like trashy romance novel




                            I am stand firm behind all my post (this true for anything if it close enough to my genital).

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                            • Hitoshi
                              Professor of Engrish
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 446

                              #59
                              Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                              I thought Asians were supposed to be brilliant geniuses.
                              when you say dummy redundant thing like "brilliant geniuses" you rule out chance anybody think you are either.

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                              • Father Thomas Martin
                                Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 1015

                                #60
                                Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                                Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                                I maybe am get little bit horny but is total natural and healthy for get horny! even some of you guy are get horny



                                sound like trashy romance novel




                                I am stand firm behind all my post (this true for anything if it close enough to my genital).
                                Ummm...If you want to be free from Dictator-for-Life Zeke's cruel ban power, that wasn't really the best way to do so...
                                ACTS 5:29

                                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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