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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #166
    Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

    Creeping Cringing Christ, but if that isn't the absolutely gayest thing I have seen in my entire Life!!!!!



    I know that Pastor Ezekiel is Strong in the Lord, but he may need Intensive Counseling after this most recent sodomite assault!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Justina Thyme
      Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2007
      • 1718

      #167
      Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

      Aw, at least he's trying. Even if he doesn't know how to apologize without gaying it up to a level that Richard Simmons would envy...
      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
      Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

      LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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      • ForGodsSake
        X-Aussie Evangelist
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2008
        • 493

        #168
        Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

        Maybe we will get lucky, he might forget how to add pics on the board...
        (2 Peter 3:10)

        But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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        • Hitoshi
          Professor of Engrish
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 446

          #169
          Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

          Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
          Maybe we will get lucky, he might forget how to add pics on the board...
          no but because of how lame is your name and all your post I am guarantee I forget you.

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          • Hitoshi
            Professor of Engrish
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 446

            #170
            Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

            Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
            Maybe we will get lucky, he might forget how to add pics on the board...
            no but because of how lame is your name and all your post I am guarantee I forget you.


            (explain of joke for dummy American I am show how quick I am forget you ha ha).

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            • ForGodsSake
              X-Aussie Evangelist
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2008
              • 493

              #171
              Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
              no but because of how lame is your name and all your post I am guarantee I forget you (explain for American I am forget you in less than five minute ha ha).
              One can only hope..Ask GOD for forgiveness Heathen
              (2 Peter 3:10)

              But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #172
                Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                (explain of joke for dummy American I am show how quick I am forget you ha ha).
                Well, Konichi Wah, just don't think for one second I'll forget the toad incident.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Hitoshi
                  Professor of Engrish
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 446

                  #173
                  Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                  Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                  no but because of how lame is your name and all your post I am guarantee I forget you.
                  Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                  no but because of how lame is your name and all your post I am guarantee I forget you.


                  (explain of joke for dummy American I am show how quick I am forget you ha ha).
                  okay sister mary mary is give me infraction for double post. give me break was part of joke! I also was explain of joke for dummy American and she still not understand! total ridiculous!

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                  • Offcr. Albert Martin
                    Unsaved Meter Maid
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 250

                    #174
                    Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                    I suspect that there's some cheating going on with all the vote swings.

                    Would you be willing to take a lie-detector test, Pastor Zeke?
                    Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                    • caitlin
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 91

                      #175
                      Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                      I demand a recount!
                      Don't worry Hitoshi! Your from a country with great food, great cars and great beer! So your awsome in my books. Do as many blondes with big bosoms as you can, then come back and tell us all about your scores and let them try and save your soul!

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                      • caitlin
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 91

                        #176
                        Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                        Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                        I suspect that there's some cheating going on with all the vote swings.

                        Would you be willing to take a lie-detector test, Pastor Zeke?
                        I was thinking the same thing....

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #177
                          Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                          Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                          no but because of how lame is your name and all your post I am guarantee I forget you.
                          You know, you really are demonstrating the depths of your imbecility here. Did it not occur to you that the voting is going to end in less than 2 hours? The vote that will decide your fate on God's favorite forum? Do you chinks have NO common sense at all? You were provided an opportunity to campaign for yourself, but instead you chose to do my work for me.

                          Well, your vicious tirade at our members has backfired. The vote is turning against you once again. It will be my pleasure to push that "ban" button on you for a second (and final) time.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #178
                            Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                            Could he not be kept around as an example of what NOT to do, Pastor?

                            Or maybe for medical experiments?

                            Yes, Hitoshi, you'd be good for that, right? You tell him, "Hitoshi volunteer for Landover University medical experiments"!
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                            • Roberta
                              Anti La Leche League Organizer
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 1817

                              #179
                              Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                              Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                              I suspect that there's some cheating going on with all the vote swings.

                              Would you be willing to take a lie-detector test, Pastor Zeke?
                              I asked our HR manager to do a backgroung check on this Martin creep.

                              After leaving D.M. Tech High, Martin attempted to enlist in the Army. He failed the ASVAB miserably and finally obtained employment with the Des Moines PD in its Parking Infraction Group (PIG). Succinctly, Albert is a meter maid and not authorized to carry a firearm or nightstick.

                              Our porcine proselytizer has been treated unsuccessfully for DSM IV 302.85 and he is currently on an indefinite medical LOA because he has something called an acute pilonidal abscess? I suppose that is why he has the time to troll our Forum and cast aspersions on Pastor Zeke!
                              Come climb my mountains.

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                              • Scheherazade
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 147

                                #180
                                Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                                Perhaps he could be kept around as an example of how we foreigners should not act?

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