[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

I asked our HR manager to do a backgroung check on this Martin creep.

After leaving D.M. Tech High, Martin attempted to enlist in the Army. He failed the ASVAB miserably and finally obtained employment with the Des Moines PD in its Parking Infraction Group (PIG). Succinctly, Albert is a meter maid and not authorized to carry a firearm or nightstick.

Our porcine proselytizer has been treated unsuccessfully for DSM IV 302.85 and he is currently on an indefinite medical LOA because he has something called an acute pilonidal abscess? I suppose that is why he has the time to troll our Forum and cast aspersions on Pastor Zeke!

Stop making up libel or I'll show you how the heavy end of my nightstick tastes! (It's not a "tallywhacker," so don't make the crazy jokes LBC)

[Hitoshi]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

vote is tie. now what is happen? are you still ban me pastor ezekiel?

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Stop making up libel or I'll show you how the heavy end of my nightstick tastes! (It's not a "tallywhacker," so don't make the crazy jokes LBC)

I would be keeping that stick right where it belongs buddy, And keep your sexual perverted remarks to yourself

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

I would be keeping that stick right where it belongs buddy, And keep your sexual perverted remarks to yourself

No, I don't mean what I use to consumate my marriage with my wife. I mean the mettalic black baton police officers carry.

Stop being so perverted PLEASE!

[ForGodsSake]

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Well buddy i am not the one posting about my big shiny stick am i. And if you willing to use something without proper authority authorizing you to go beat the crap out of people , well you need help mate. Go kiss a frog.

praise the LORD

Oh i am a pervert am i. get a life, preferably a christian life heathen

Here you can be helped to do that if not well its hot down there.....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

vote is tie. now what is happen? are you still ban me pastor ezekiel?

Okay. Brothers and sisters (and unsaved vermin), I have watched the vote progress and I have read all of the comments. I have prayed long and hard over this, and I have asked for counsel from several other pastors. This morning, Jesus Himself spoke to me on the matter of the vile yellow heathen, Hiroshi.

This has not been an easy decision. I have the tie-breaking vote, and my decision is final. Despite his pathetic pleas for mercy, and despite Christ's advice that I allow Hitsoshi to stay on our Godly forum, the better to save him from certain damnation, I have decided to ignore Jesus and re-ban Hutoshi permanently from this gathering place for True Christians™.

Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

Hiyoshi is hereby banned for life, never to be allowed to haunt God's favorite forum again. Case closed, end of discussion. Time to move on.

[ForGodsSake]

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Your decision is just and rightious Pastor Ezekiel.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

Just kidding!

Of course I would never disregard any advice that Jesus Christ gave me. Consider this an early "April Fool" joke. I hope this little episode will finally put to rest all the rumors that we pastors are humorless and cruel.

Hitoshi, you are hereby granted a reprieve from your previously permanent banishment. Being the big-hearted, magnanimous and Christ-like forgiver that I am, I am willing to give you one more chance. I am a forgiver, but there are some conditions.

• You will henceforth study harder to learn how to speak God's preferred language, American.
  
• You will cease and desist from making lewd comments at all the ladies on this forum.
  
• You will cease and desist from making homersexural passes at me or any other Man on this forum. That includes posting ridiculously amateurish faked photographs of me in various absurd postures.
  
• And lastly, you will click on the Paypal button and send Jesus a large Love Offering immediately. I know you chinks have money from all those lead-painted toys you make, so cough it up for Christ!

I will now accept your heartfelt acknowledgment of my benevolence and magnitude.

[ForGodsSake]

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Maybe now he can find the LORD and repent from his ways.

JESUS is great. He is our savior .

[Wide-Open]

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I have decided to ignore Jesus

SHREEEK!

Just kidding!

Of course I would never disregard any advice that Jesus Christ gave me.

Pfew, you got me there Pastor. I was ready to delete all my posts and leave this website to never return. I thought your account was hacked by Satan himself.

I need a stiff drink now.

GLORY for your (and Jesus') mercy!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Have the votes from our troops overseas been counted yet?

[Justina Thyme]

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Oh, Pastor Zeke, you really had me going for a moment, you rascal! My heart was in my throat and tears were welling in my eyes, especially after I saw this:

vote is tie. now what is happen? are you still ban me pastor ezekiel?

Oh, those sweet,sorrowful little eyes! On behalf of all cute jap puppies everywhere, I offer my prayers for all His blessings to be upon you in the name of the True Christian ™ compassion you've shown here and the fine example you are setting for us all. PRAISE!

Welcome back, Hitoshi. And try not to screw it up too badly this time, okay?

[Deaner]

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I still don't think he should be allowed back. Christ's banquet table is not for disgusting yellow chinks looking for raw squid and tree branches to eat. Every time I see his face I want to puke.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

I still don't think he should be allowed back. Christ's banquet table is not for disgusting yellow chinks looking for raw squid and tree branches to eat. Every time I see his face I want to puke.

I have to agree with Deaner, this chink still wants to dine at the table of demons. He does not want to accept JESUS, is there a hope for this one .


May GOD be praised...

[SUV]

Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

I will Forgive™ Hitonme if he quits ignoring me. Our Godly Administrators did not just decide to put a Tiara on a plateful of chopped liver, you know! And that goes for His Royal Snootified Narrowness, too

Now what kind of Blessed deal is that?

you two!!!!!!!!!