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  • lilith
    Night Hag
    • Sep 2006
    • 1232

    #121
    Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Well, I am saying that my wife would disagree with you if she hadn't died suddenly in a terrible accident a few years ago. Now I am going to have to assign you another hundred warning points.

    Oh poor Al! You'd think they might TRY to get it right.
    They called you young!
    In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #122
      Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

      Originally posted by lilith View Post
      Oh poor Al! You'd think they might TRY to get it right.
      They called you young!
      My dear Madame Bovary. Your opines are best left unsaid lest some stranger in the night, from whom you expect to score a few Shillings, should turn out to be Jacque the Reaper.

      Where is my 'black hand of death' smiley?
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #123
        Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        My dear Madame Bovary. Your opines are best left unsaid lest some stranger in the night, from whom you expect to score a few Shillings, should turn out to be Jacque the Reaper.

        Where is my 'black hand of death' smiley?
        My word. It turns out a Meskin did it all along. Is anyone surprised?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • lilith
          Night Hag
          • Sep 2006
          • 1232

          #124
          Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          My dear Madame Bovary. Your opines are best left unsaid lest some stranger in the night, from whom you expect to score a few Shillings, should turn out to be Jacque the Reaper.

          Where is my 'black hand of death' smiley?

          Shillings?

          Well sweetie...I guess YOU couldn't afford me!
          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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          • Brother Love
            Yes, THAT Brother Love!
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 403

            #125
            Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

            That be rit!! Poet boy, JESUS is MAN'S MAN!! A mighty WARRIOR a comin back with the SWORD drawn to SLAY all the SINNERS!! He ain't no Nancy Boy and that be for sure!!

            Regardin's women...their place is IN THE HOME and that is the BIBLE'S BOTTOM LINES on that!! Women outside the home is an ABOMINATION in the EYES OF THE LORD ALMIGHTY!!
            Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

            "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


            "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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            • lilith
              Night Hag
              • Sep 2006
              • 1232

              #126
              Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

              Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
              That be rit!! Poet boy, JESUS is MAN'S MAN!! A mighty WARRIOR a comin back with the SWORD drawn to SLAY all the SINNERS!! He ain't no Nancy Boy and that be for sure!!

              Regardin's women...their place is IN THE HOME and that is the BIBLE'S BOTTOM LINES on that!! Women outside the home is an ABOMINATION in the EYES OF THE LORD ALMIGHTY!!
              So....anyone know how to blow a Raspberry in print,then?
              In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #127
                Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                Originally posted by lilith View Post
                So....anyone know how to blow a Raspberry in print,then?
                BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #128
                  Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                  Originally posted by lilith View Post
                  Shillings?

                  Well sweetie...I guess YOU couldn't afford me!
                  I thought I was being very upscale and complimentary by not mentioning pence.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #129
                    Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    I thought I was being very upscale and complimentary by not mentioning pence.
                    Ah, inflation, inflation... according to Church records, when Lilith first started out, she was charging in groats.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • lilith
                      Night Hag
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1232

                      #130
                      Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Ah, inflation, inflation... according to Church records, when Lilith first started out, she was charging in groats.

                      I'll have you know I have a terrific collection of very pretty seashells - worthless,but pretty.
                      In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                      • John Smith
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 127

                        #131
                        Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                        womyn can do anything they have a heart to do they are just as capable as any man
                        this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it

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                        • Brother Love
                          Yes, THAT Brother Love!
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 403

                          #132
                          Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                          Again the LIE from the PIT is spoken by one of the DEVIL'S children!! And by the ways, ya spells it "women" not "womyn".....even I cans spell that one LOL.

                          JESUS IS LORD!!
                          Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                          "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


                          "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                          • Ixi
                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 844

                            #133
                            Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                            Awww, I love seashells!
                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #134
                              Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                              Awww, I love seashells!
                              ...almost as much as you love making posts with no point whatsoever.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Marshall
                                Righteous and Patriotic
                                Highest body count at the VFW
                                True Christian™
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 3322

                                #135
                                Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                                Women should stick to cooking and making babies.
                                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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