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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #106
    Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    It's not god's vengeance, it's the goth's vengeance. And vengeance is a Satanic way. (Not to say all goths are satanic) Temporarily assuming that god does exist: God is telling you that YOUR persecution will lead to YOUR death. Did you notice that the goths didn't kill the people who didn't beat them up? If you could learn to tolerate one another, there would be no need for violence.
    Sorry, but GOD doesn't 'tolerate' people who refuse to believe in Him. He kills them DEAD. Or sometimes He has us do it, or sometimes the army. Or the weather. Whatever pleases Him.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #107
      Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

      Originally posted by hellion View Post
      It's not god's vengeance, it's the goth's vengeance. And vengeance is a Satanic way. (Not to say all goths are satanic) Temporarily assuming that god does exist: God is telling you that YOUR persecution will lead to YOUR death. Did you notice that the goths didn't kill the people who didn't beat them up? If you could learn to tolerate one another, there would be no need for violence.
      Friend,

      Were does God in The Bible tell anyone to tolerate people???? Care to give chapter and verse??? What the Bible DOES say is we will be damned to Hell for not following God's laws, and part of that law requires persecuting unbelievers.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #108
        Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

        Originally posted by hellion View Post
        It's not god's vengeance, it's the goth's vengeance. And vengeance is a Satanic way. (Not to say all goths are satanic) Temporarily assuming that god does exist: God is telling you that YOUR persecution will lead to YOUR death. Did you notice that the goths didn't kill the people who didn't beat them up? If you could learn to tolerate one another, there would be no need for violence.
        What about that poor Christian girl who was killed just for being a Christian? Did she beat them up too? Anyway, we're straying from the point here. The point is that no goth has ever killed anyone after being run over, and that's how God likes it.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • hellion
          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
          • Nov 2006
          • 564

          #109
          Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          What about that poor Christian girl who was killed just for being a Christian? Did she beat them up too? Anyway, we're straying from the point here. The point is that no goth has ever killed anyone after being run over, and that's how God likes it.
          What if you missed, and out of vengeance that goth burned your church with you in it? You're acts will bring death and misery, nothing else. How does it feel to have a dead child on your hands? The blood of an innocent is on your hands and you can never clean them off.
          There was no christian girl who was killed for just being christian. The people they didn't kill were christian, for the most part.
          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #110
            Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

            What if you missed, and out of vengeance that goth burned your church with you in it?
            That is why we at Landover take care not to miss.
            You're acts will bring death and misery, nothing else. How does it feel to have a dead child on your hands?
            Biblically correct, that's how it feels. Or have you forgotten the instructions of the Great and Godly Prophet Moses to the Children of Israel?
            Numbers 31:15 And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive?

            16 Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the LORD in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the LORD.
            17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. 18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

            The blood of an innocent is on your hands and you can never clean them off.
            Are you familiar with the concept of "original sin"? The only innocents are those who are Born Again in Jesus Christ. And we don't kill them, obviously.
            There was no christian girl who was killed for just being christian. The people they didn't kill were christian, for the most part.
            May I recommend you read this book? Of course, a hatefilled, mean secularist bigot like yourself would probably dismiss it as "exploitative trash, dressed up in a thin layer of sanctity in order to mask the essentially ghoulish instincts driving its sales"... or some such cynical hate talk. So maybe you'd be better off just reading the Bible instead.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Ixi
              Wretched Unsaved Goth
              Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
              • Sep 2006
              • 844

              #111
              Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

              Originally posted by hellion View Post
              No, you're the false saint. I like Ixi.
              Thank you hellion!
              A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #112
                Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                Thank you hellion!
                YOU TWO LEZZIES ARE HEREBY ADVISED THAT THIS GODLY FORUM IS NOT A MEETING PLACE FOR YOUNG RUG MUNCHERS!
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • hellion
                  Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 564

                  #113
                  Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  YOU TWO LEZZIES ARE HEREBY ADVISED THAT THIS GODLY FORUM IS NOT A MEETING PLACE FOR YOUNG RUG MUNCHERS!
                  Then shouldn't you leave?
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                  Moderatio est Figmentum

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                  • SalvationSeeker
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3892

                    #114
                    Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    Then shouldn't you leave?
                    Wow.
                    You're obviously extremly lacking in anatomical studies, math, and (forgive me, Jesus!) sexual education..

                    Run along now, girl.
                    Nobody (especially Jesus!) is interested in your boring insults, if you have nothing useful to contribute then crawl back into whatever corner you crawled out of.
                    Your dad (or husband) will summon you when he has a need for you, I'm sure.
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                    • Enobarbus
                      Professor of English Landover University
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3496

                      #115
                      Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                      Originally posted by hellion View Post
                      Then shouldn't you leave?
                      Goodness. I'm sure vile sinners like yourself have called Pastor Pistle all manner of things, but this must be the first time that he's been called a "young lezzy".
                      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                      • hellion
                        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 564

                        #116
                        Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                        Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                        Goodness. I'm sure vile sinners like yourself have called Pastor Pistle all manner of things, but this must be the first time that he's been called a "young lezzy".
                        Well, technically he's not a lesbian anymore due to the sex change.
                        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                        Moderatio est Figmentum

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #117
                          Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                          Originally posted by hellion View Post
                          Well, technically he's not a lesbian anymore due to the sex change.
                          Are you suggesting that I am a lesbian stuck in a man's body?
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • hellion
                            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 564

                            #118
                            Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            Are you suggesting that I am a lesbian stuck in a man's body?
                            No, I'm saying that you were a lesbian who had a sex change, now you're a straight 'man' with a fake penis.
                            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                            Moderatio est Figmentum

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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #119
                              Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                              Originally posted by hellion View Post
                              No, I'm saying that you were a lesbian who had a sex change, now you're a straight 'man' with a fake penis.
                              Well, I am saying that my wife would disagree with you if she hadn't died suddenly in a terrible accident a few years ago. Now I am going to have to assign you another hundred warning points.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • hellion
                                Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 564

                                #120
                                Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                Well, I am saying that my wife would disagree with you if she hadn't died suddenly in a terrible accident a few years ago. Now I am going to have to assign you another hundred warning points.
                                Hahaha! Whatever.
                                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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