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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22895

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    Jesus Christ banned in Pakistan!!!

    KARACHI: After rumours of the Pakistan Telecommunication Authority (PTA) imposing a ban on porn sites in the country, a new PTA letter floating online orders the imposition of a “system” to ban select words in mobile SMS messages.
    A set of two extensive lists in English and Urdu have allegedly been compiled by the PTA. The list of English words crosses the 1,000 figure, while the Urdu list contains over 550 words.[...] All operators have been asked to submit a monthly report to PTA regarding the number of blocked text messages.
    Telecommunication (Re-organization) Act, 1996 states that:
    Whoever “unauthorisedly transmits through a telecommunication system or telecommunication service any intelligence which he knows or has reason to be false, fabricated, indecent or obscene” is an offence under the Act.
    Content filtering may be done through “through automated machine process(s)/function(s)” without reading or disclosing “content of intelligence”

    Director PR for PTA, Mohammad Younis, [said] the list contains expletives, a number of words to be banned include medical terms, terms used by particular minority groups, common words from the English language and rap group, WuTang Clan.
    Medical terms to be banned:
    Athletes foot
    Breast
    Condom
    Flatulence
    Intercourse
    Period
    Premature
    Tongue
    Herpes
    I don't think that Christians will have any problems banning the above. The following do not seem to be words we should be bothered about
    Daily usage words to be banned:
    Deeper
    Fairy
    Fingerfood
    Hole
    Hostage
    Harder
    However! Look at this! The intolerant Muslim Bastards have banned Jesus!
    Religious terms to be banned:
    Devil
    Jesus Christ
    WHAT IS THIS? ARE THESE FUNDAMENTAL LUNATICS GOING TO DENY THEIR PEOPLE THE ONLY WAY TO HEAVEN? PAKISTAN IS A SHORT MARCH FROM AFGHANISTAN! REGIME CHANGE IS IN ORDER!
    LGBT terms to be banned:
    Gay
    Homosexual
    Queer
    I think these are already banned in the US.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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