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  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817

    #1

    Americana

    Norman Rockwell painted many pictures that depicted life in an earlier, simpler time. What's wrong with this picture?

    Come climb my mountains.
  • Old Man Hatchet
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    Beloved Church Elder
    World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2084

    #2
    Re: Americana

    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
    Norman Rockwell painted many pictures that depicted life in an earlier, simpler time. What's wrong with this picture?
    It's wasting bandwidth on God's favorite website.

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: Americana

      Originally posted by Roberta View Post
      Norman Rockwell painted many pictures that depicted life in an earlier, simpler time. What's wrong with this picture?

      The Kids are all White.
      Everybody knows Basketball Players are Black.
      Even Michael Jordan who wore the Number 23 Shirt.

      Just a Guess.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #4
        Re: Americana

        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
        Norman Rockwell painted many pictures that depicted life in an earlier, simpler time. What's wrong with this picture?


        The boy in the back has an inverted cross on his knee.

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: Americana

          He's got a Suntan but he ain't no Nigra!!

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3330

            #6
            Re: Americana

            They are playing darkyball instead of fellowshipping with those in need of Jesus.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Americana

              Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
              It's wasting bandwidth on God's favorite website.
              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
              They are playing darkyball instead of fellowshipping with those in need of Jesus.
              The above answers are the correct ones.

              I don't trust females who waste their time thinking about sports.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: Americana

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                The above answers are the correct ones.

                I don't trust females who waste their time thinking about sports.
                Let us remember that we are talking about a woman who lives in Vermont. You know, that state.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Americana

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Let us remember that we are talking about a woman who lives in Vermont. You know, that state.
                  The North Korea of New York. Yes...
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Roberta
                    Anti La Leche League Organizer
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1817

                    #10
                    Re: Americana

                    This did not happen in VT!

                    Last edited by Roberta; 02-24-2008, 05:06 AM. Reason: typo
                    Come climb my mountains.

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                    • Born Again Bob
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2318

                      #11
                      Re: Americana

                      Dear Friend,

                      This did not happen in VT!

                      Because Vermont doesn't have five black people?

                      Yours in Him,
                      bab

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #12
                        Re: Americana

                        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                        Norman Rockwell painted many pictures that depicted life in an earlier, simpler time. What's wrong with this picture?

                        One of them is a homer. I can tell by the kneepads, hands on hips, and WIIIIDE-open mouth.

                        Jesus hurls.
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                        • Roberta
                          Anti La Leche League Organizer
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 1817

                          #13
                          Re: Americana

                          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                          One of them is a homer. I can tell by the kneepads, hands on hips, and WIIIIDE-open mouth.

                          Jesus hurls.
                          I think you are right! The kneepads are a dead giveaway.
                          Come climb my mountains.

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                          • narrowpathy
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 318

                            #14
                            Re: Americana

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                            One of them is a homer. I can tell by the kneepads, hands on hips, and WIIIIDE-open mouth.

                            Jesus hurls.
                            I wonder what Mr. Wide-Open will say to this.
                            "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                            • Talitha
                              Deaconess
                              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                              True Christian™
                              • Oct 2026
                              • 15118

                              #15
                              Re: Americana

                              Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                              I think you are right! The kneepads are a dead giveaway.
                              Oh!! ....................... I See!

                              She's right and I'm wrong!


                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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