[frosty]

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[quote=Brother Guy;150158]Last week as I was walking from my limo to protest outside the abortion clinic, I entered a pet store to buy some rubber mexicant chew toys for my rottweilers, Rommell and Schwarzenteufel, when I heard the parrot in the store window start squawking at me.
It was screeching at the top of its tiny lungs "Allah u akhbar", and "hillary for president"
I knew action had to be taken immediately, as there were a couple of 8 year old girls standing right in front of it trying to pat its little feathered head.
Acting with exceptional speed and accuracy, I used a rolled up newspaper to swipe the hateful thing from off of its perch , then as it lay flapping and screeching with both wings broken, I squirted lighter fluid onto it and set fire to its demonic little body.
Now I am being sued by the girls parents, sued by the pet store and have been charged by the police.
What was the number for our Joo lawyers again?



I think you should be sued you must be a fine person to set fire to one of God`s creations,,, you really make me sick I dont understand you or anything you said ,,,,,,

[Remy Lebeau]

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And don't tell me you dislike..yesterday you were ready that i post personal nude pictures..

unfortunatly i don't go that low, to have nude pictures of myself..i have dignity.

You're a heathen pagan, known for wanton displays of group love and he-goat bestiality ceremonies in the depths of the dark forests, who is rightfully ashamed of your natural form as God intended?

Hmmm? Maybe we can make a True Christian out of you yet.

Just to test the strength of your leanings toward accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, please PM a few pictures of youself in the nude.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Last week as I was walking from my limo to protest outside the abortion clinic, I entered a pet store to buy some rubber mexicant chew toys for my rottweilers, Rommell and Schwarzenteufel, when I heard the parrot in the store window start squawking at me.
It was screeching at the top of its tiny lungs "Allah u akhbar", and "hillary for president"
I knew action had to be taken immediately, as there were a couple of 8 year old girls standing right in front of it trying to pat its little feathered head.
Acting with exceptional speed and accuracy, I used a rolled up newspaper to swipe the hateful thing from off of its perch , then as it lay flapping and screeching with both wings broken, I squirted lighter fluid onto it and set fire to its demonic little body.
Now I am being sued by the girls parents, sued by the pet store and have been charged by the police.
What was the number for our Joo lawyers again?

That parrot learned how to say "allahu akbar" from a human source, brother. I'm afraid it seems you might have stumbled unto one of those Al Qaieda's sleeper cells. Where is this pet store located? Somebody needs to march over there and make the Word of Jesus a reality for those terrorist shop owners.

[Brother Lindh]

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Last week as I was walking from my limo to protest outside the abortion clinic, I entered a pet store to buy some rubber mexicant chew toys for my rottweilers, Rommell and Schwarzenteufel, when I heard the parrot in the store window start squawking at me.
It was screeching at the top of its tiny lungs "Allah u akhbar", and "hillary for president"
I knew action had to be taken immediately, as there were a couple of 8 year old girls standing right in front of it trying to pat its little feathered head.
Acting with exceptional speed and accuracy, I used a rolled up newspaper to swipe the hateful thing from off of its perch , then as it lay flapping and screeching with both wings broken, I squirted lighter fluid onto it and set fire to its demonic little body.
Now I am being sued by the girls parents, sued by the pet store and have been charged by the police.
What was the number for our Joo lawyers again?

How in the name of Jesus could you have committed such an act? Leaving the roasted bird on the floor was a poor culinary example for the girls (lighter fluid indeed!) to say nothing of waste of good food. Do you think Jesus would have stooped to the use of lighter fluid? Nay, brother, He used fatwood or a fine cedar.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

"Nazi pope"?

And what derogatory term did you call John Paul II (make him a Saint already!) when he was alive?

Roman Catholic.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Justin Bill]

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"Nazi pope"?

And what derogatory term did you call John Paul II (make him a Saint already!) when he was alive?

i believe the term would be "guy that should have died 10 years before he actually did".

Welcome officer, its nice to see you here, and I hope you like your stay, we really enjoy having you here.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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"Nazi pope"?

And what derogatory term did you call John Paul II (make him a Saint already!) when he was alive?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If you would have evidence that he is supposedly a child molester, PM it to me. I would judge whether it was real or fake, and my brother would be taken into custody if the evidence was real.

Translation:

Please send me all the evidence you have, and I'll be a hero back in Rome for destroying it. I'll probably even get another fat reward for keeping the church of the antichrist out of another expensive lawsuit. No matter what, I would never prosecute a fellow ring-kisser, because my allegiance is to the nazi pope first and foremost.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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Your brother is a boy buggering papist dog. We have the evidence.

Bring it on.

If you would have evidence that he is supposedly a child molester, PM it to me. I would judge whether it was real or fake, and my brother would be taken into custody if the evidence was real.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My brother is not a child molester. You wrongly assume all of them are.

If you want to assume all of our priests are hellbound, I can't stop you. Just don't make false criminal accusations, or I'll recommend my brother sue you for slander!

Your brother is a boy buggering papist dog. We have the evidence.

Bring it on.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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Well I'll give you that much. Your brother is an expert at demonstrating foolishness.

Just out of curiosity, how many times has he been arrested for buggering boys? And how much did the nazi pope pay you to "lose" the files and silence the boy's family?

My brother is not a child molester. You wrongly assume all of them are.

If you want to assume all of our priests are hellbound, I can't stop you. Just don't make false criminal accusations, or I'll recommend my brother sue you for slander!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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But the Bible does tell you to obey secular law. When my brother started using the Acts 5:29 line, it's because you used it first, and he wanted to show you how foolish it was.

Well I'll give you that much. Your brother is an expert at demonstrating foolishness.

Just out of curiosity, how many times has he been arrested for buggering boys? And how much did the nazi pope pay you to "lose" the files and silence the boy's family?

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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What makes you think that we are interested in the opinions of either of you wads of unsaved scum.

Jesus will judge Brother Guy, and no other.

But the Bible does tell you to obey secular law. When my brother started using the Acts 5:29 line, it's because you used it first, and he wanted to show you how foolish it was.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I hate to tell you this, but Brother Guy is guilty according to his testimony.

Now, he could plead insanity, but he'd still have to reimburse the pet-store owner, as well as pay the kids' therapy bills.

Haven't you heard of the Seventh Commandment before? (My brother told me it's the Eighth to you)

i think killing a bird in the middle of a pet store and lighting it aflame in the name of religion sounds insane enough.

What makes you think that we are interested in the opinions of either of you wads of unsaved scum.

Jesus will judge Brother Guy, and no other.

[anon11]

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I hate to tell you this, but Brother Guy is guilty according to his testimony.

Now, he could plead insanity, but he'd still have to reimburse the pet-store owner, as well as pay the kids' therapy bills.

Haven't you heard of the Seventh Commandment before? (My brother told me it's the Eighth to you)

i think killing a bird in the middle of a pet store and lighting it aflame in the name of religion sounds insane enough.