[Justin Bill]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

your joking right?

This is SERIOUS!!!!

if you want to get banned, just keep on blaspheming our glorious true christians amoung us.

would you call the 700 club a joke?

would you call jerry fallwell or benny hinn a joke?

show me where in the Bible it says anything about animal abuse... all it says is to not have sex with them

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

I hate to tell you this, but Brother Guy is guilty according to his testimony.

Now, he could plead insanity, but he'd still have to reimburse the pet-store owner, as well as pay the kids' therapy bills.

Haven't you heard of the Seventh Commandment before? (My brother told me it's the Eighth to you)

[anon11]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

Last week as I was walking from my limo to protest outside the abortion clinic, I entered a pet store to buy some rubber mexicant chew toys for my rottweilers, Rommell and Schwarzenteufel, when I heard the parrot in the store window start squawking at me.
It was screeching at the top of its tiny lungs "Allah u akhbar", and "hillary for president"
I knew action had to be taken immediately, as there were a couple of 8 year old girls standing right in front of it trying to pat its little feathered head.
Acting with exceptional speed and accuracy, I used a rolled up newspaper to swipe the hateful thing from off of its perch , then as it lay flapping and screeching with both wings broken, I squirted lighter fluid onto it and set fire to its demonic little body.
Now I am being sued by the girls parents, sued by the pet store and have been charged by the police.
What was the number for our Joo lawyers again?

your joking right?

[Roberta]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

Her unicorn post was obviously a cut and paste job. In reality, Abalone's engrish is just a wee bit better than Homoshi's!

[Priestess Avalon]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

You're just a hypocrite who wants to enjoy the flesh but doesn't want to see it slaughtered.

go ahead call me an hypocrit, i don't care what names you call me.

But remember you like flesh as much as i do and maybe even more than me!
And don't tell me you dislike..yesterday you were ready that i post personal nude pictures..

unfortunatly i don't go that low, to have nude pictures of myself..i have dignity.

May the the only thing that you will appreciate of me is that i don't go in everybody's beds, i'm not a single mother, I wait to have a very good person in my life to have childrens.

[Nobar King]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

OK ok, why did you connect love to sex? love in my phrase was the same as if i said like..

I thought Jesus liked animals
I thought jesus wouldnt want anybody to harm of kill an animal for their personal pleasure.

My mother told me yesterday, she said that jesus accept we kill an animal if it's to eat, not for personal satisfaction.

Since i don't like myself killing fishs, i put them back in the lake if i go fishing.
I can't imagine myself even killing a fish. I let fishers do it then i buy it in the supermarket.

Why kill an innocent bird? WHY? the bird didn't bite you as far as i know?!

Explain me exactly why you killed the bird...with a reason that i could maybe judge reasonable.

You're just a hypocrite who wants to enjoy the flesh but doesn't want to see it slaughtered.

[Priestess Avalon]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

OK ok, why did you connect love to sex? love in my phrase was the same as if i said like..

I thought Jesus liked animals
I thought jesus wouldnt want anybody to harm of kill an animal for their personal pleasure.

My mother told me yesterday, she said that jesus accept we kill an animal if it's to eat, not for personal satisfaction.

Since i don't like myself killing fishs, i put them back in the lake if i go fishing.
I can't imagine myself even killing a fish. I let fishers do it then i buy it in the supermarket.

Why kill an innocent bird? WHY? the bird didn't bite you as far as i know?!

Explain me exactly why you killed the bird...with a reason that i could maybe judge reasonable.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

i thought jesus loved animals

are you callling Jesus a sheep sodomiser!!!???

[Nobar King]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

I don't ever want to come back here.

yet I forsee the return of miss PantsLessAvalon... It's like a bad habit you can't keep away.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

Can you ask a mod, oh miss barbie doll daisy or whatever her name is to ban me? i don't ever want to come back here to have to deal with piffleers like her.

GO LOVE JESUS, does that help to be banned?

here's more, go piffle yourself barbie doll with a crucifix!

What's the matter, sugar?
Upset that I know your invented religion better than you do? Well honey, if you want to be taken seriously, then at least know the facts about your heathen so-called beliefs. If you did, why, you'd still be an unsaved heathen in the eyes of the Lord, but at least an educated one.

If you were to get Saved, of course, even better! Why, you could find yourself a good Christian man who would teach you to shower!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

I would hazard a guess that the parrot was some kind of Buddhist monk protesting some obscure thing by setting itself afire. It was also probably being mishandled by those two young girls and decided to commit suicide.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

Maybe the bird really belonged to a celeb over there like Britney or someone. And it was at its half way point to be put in rehab with one of them.You know like junkie support junkie and the plan was to ram the drugs down its throat to get them into rehab. But thankfully the heathen little rot coped it and got burned

[Mr Godwin]

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A true animal of God is not a pill popping junkie. Its only good for getting god fearing people into trouble.

Excuse me? Did I read your post clearly? It specifically states that the bird was on medication. Do you get my drift? That means drugs. What a sad world we live in, when innocent birds are hooked on drugs. Don't you think that bird deserved a chance at rehab, Mr Godspeed? I'm disappointed, that's what. It's disappointing. Standing by.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

A true animal of God is not a pill popping junkie. Its only good for getting god fearing people into trouble.

[Priestess Avalon]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

Can you ask a mod, oh miss barbie doll daisy or whatever her name is to ban me? i don't ever want to come back here to have to deal with fuckers like her.

GO LOVE JESUS, does that help to be banned?

here's more, go fuck yourself barbie doll with a crucifix!