[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

Your brother is a boy buggering papist dog. We have the evidence.

Bring it on.

If you would have evidence that he is supposedly a child molester, PM it to me. I would judge whether it was real or fake, and my brother would be taken into custody if the evidence was real.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If you would have evidence that he is supposedly a child molester, PM it to me. I would judge whether it was real or fake, and my brother would be taken into custody if the evidence was real.

Translation:

Please send me all the evidence you have, and I'll be a hero back in Rome for destroying it. I'll probably even get another fat reward for keeping the church of the antichrist out of another expensive lawsuit. No matter what, I would never prosecute a fellow ring-kisser, because my allegiance is to the nazi pope first and foremost.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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"Nazi pope"?

And what derogatory term did you call John Paul II (make him a Saint already!) when he was alive?

[Justin Bill]

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"Nazi pope"?

And what derogatory term did you call John Paul II (make him a Saint already!) when he was alive?

i believe the term would be "guy that should have died 10 years before he actually did".

Welcome officer, its nice to see you here, and I hope you like your stay, we really enjoy having you here.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

"Nazi pope"?

And what derogatory term did you call John Paul II (make him a Saint already!) when he was alive?

Roman Catholic.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Brother Lindh]

Re: I'm being Sued!!

Last week as I was walking from my limo to protest outside the abortion clinic, I entered a pet store to buy some rubber mexicant chew toys for my rottweilers, Rommell and Schwarzenteufel, when I heard the parrot in the store window start squawking at me.
It was screeching at the top of its tiny lungs "Allah u akhbar", and "hillary for president"
I knew action had to be taken immediately, as there were a couple of 8 year old girls standing right in front of it trying to pat its little feathered head.
Acting with exceptional speed and accuracy, I used a rolled up newspaper to swipe the hateful thing from off of its perch , then as it lay flapping and screeching with both wings broken, I squirted lighter fluid onto it and set fire to its demonic little body.
Now I am being sued by the girls parents, sued by the pet store and have been charged by the police.
What was the number for our Joo lawyers again?

How in the name of Jesus could you have committed such an act? Leaving the roasted bird on the floor was a poor culinary example for the girls (lighter fluid indeed!) to say nothing of waste of good food. Do you think Jesus would have stooped to the use of lighter fluid? Nay, brother, He used fatwood or a fine cedar.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Last week as I was walking from my limo to protest outside the abortion clinic, I entered a pet store to buy some rubber mexicant chew toys for my rottweilers, Rommell and Schwarzenteufel, when I heard the parrot in the store window start squawking at me.
It was screeching at the top of its tiny lungs "Allah u akhbar", and "hillary for president"
I knew action had to be taken immediately, as there were a couple of 8 year old girls standing right in front of it trying to pat its little feathered head.
Acting with exceptional speed and accuracy, I used a rolled up newspaper to swipe the hateful thing from off of its perch , then as it lay flapping and screeching with both wings broken, I squirted lighter fluid onto it and set fire to its demonic little body.
Now I am being sued by the girls parents, sued by the pet store and have been charged by the police.
What was the number for our Joo lawyers again?

That parrot learned how to say "allahu akbar" from a human source, brother. I'm afraid it seems you might have stumbled unto one of those Al Qaieda's sleeper cells. Where is this pet store located? Somebody needs to march over there and make the Word of Jesus a reality for those terrorist shop owners.

[Remy Lebeau]

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And don't tell me you dislike..yesterday you were ready that i post personal nude pictures..

unfortunatly i don't go that low, to have nude pictures of myself..i have dignity.

You're a heathen pagan, known for wanton displays of group love and he-goat bestiality ceremonies in the depths of the dark forests, who is rightfully ashamed of your natural form as God intended?

Hmmm? Maybe we can make a True Christian out of you yet.

Just to test the strength of your leanings toward accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, please PM a few pictures of youself in the nude.

[frosty]

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[quote=Brother Guy;150158]Last week as I was walking from my limo to protest outside the abortion clinic, I entered a pet store to buy some rubber mexicant chew toys for my rottweilers, Rommell and Schwarzenteufel, when I heard the parrot in the store window start squawking at me.
It was screeching at the top of its tiny lungs "Allah u akhbar", and "hillary for president"
I knew action had to be taken immediately, as there were a couple of 8 year old girls standing right in front of it trying to pat its little feathered head.
Acting with exceptional speed and accuracy, I used a rolled up newspaper to swipe the hateful thing from off of its perch , then as it lay flapping and screeching with both wings broken, I squirted lighter fluid onto it and set fire to its demonic little body.
Now I am being sued by the girls parents, sued by the pet store and have been charged by the police.
What was the number for our Joo lawyers again?



I think you should be sued you must be a fine person to set fire to one of God`s creations,,, you really make me sick I dont understand you or anything you said ,,,,,,

[Roberta]

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Sometimes that is what God demands...

[Aphrodite]

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I don't like that picture i must say..the upper part is beautiful but the rest..

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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That parrot learned how to say "allahu akbar" from a human source, brother. I'm afraid it seems you might have stumbled unto one of those Al Qaieda's sleeper cells. Where is this pet store located? Somebody needs to march over there and make the Word of Jesus a reality for those terrorist shop owners.

The last people I saw having contact with that bird (before me of course) were those young girls. Luckily I know their address details and will advise the Department of Faith to commence investigating their families for evidence of Al Quaeda activity.
As for the pet store, we have already obtained their mailing list, customer records and credit details for the DOF to scour through.
The owners themselves have been forced to supply their suppliers details, so if that damn parrot was taught to say that stuff anywhere else, rest assured in the Lord we willfind out where and when and by whom.
As for the lawsuit, its not looking good at this stage. The damn secularist state is a fixin' to bang my sorry ass behind bars, as well as send me bankrupt.
mmm no witnesses, no case....mmmmmmm. Thats got me a thinkin'...

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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The last people I saw having contact with that bird (before me of course) were those young girls. Luckily I know their address details and will advise the Department of Faith to commence investigating their families for evidence of Al Quaeda activity.
As for the pet store, we have already obtained their mailing list, customer records and credit details for the DOF to scour through.
The owners themselves have been forced to supply their suppliers details, so if that damn parrot was taught to say that stuff anywhere else, rest assured in the Lord we willfind out where and when and by whom.
As for the lawsuit, its not looking good at this stage. The damn secularist state is a fixin' to bang my sorry ass behind bars, as well as send me bankrupt.
mmm no witnesses, no case....mmmmmmm. Thats got me a thinkin'...

In that case, I will notify the National Guard.

JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED, CRIMINAL GUY!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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In that case, I will notify the National Guard.

JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED, CRIMINAL GUY!

I fail to see what notifying the National Guard will accompllish.
Don't lecture me you immoral jackbooted tool os the state - you bullyboy - you fascist - you secularist.
I am one of Gods elect - his favourit echosen few and no amount of threats from some state armed thug will ever make me turn my face from the Lord, nor do his bidding.
Soon the police force will be staffed by True Christians in its entirety and sinners like you won't be able to find work.
Praise!

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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I fail to see what notifying the National Guard will accompllish.
Don't lecture me you immoral jackbooted tool os the state - you bullyboy - you fascist - you secularist.
I am one of Gods elect - his favourit echosen few and no amount of threats from some state armed thug will ever make me turn my face from the Lord, nor do his bidding.
Soon the police force will be staffed by True Christians in its entirety and sinners like you won't be able to find work.
Praise!

No respect for the cops, eh?

Well, the Bible commands you to obey secular law, so REPENT!