I'm being Sued!!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Last week as I was walking from my limo to protest outside the abortion clinic, I entered a pet store to buy some rubber mexicant chew toys for my rottweilers, Rommell and Schwarzenteufel, when I heard the parrot in the store window start squawking at me.
It was screeching at the top of its tiny lungs "Allah u akhbar", and "hillary for president"
I knew action had to be taken immediately, as there were a couple of 8 year old girls standing right in front of it trying to pat its little feathered head.
Acting with exceptional speed and accuracy, I used a rolled up newspaper to swipe the hateful thing from off of its perch , then as it lay flapping and screeching with both wings broken, I squirted lighter fluid onto it and set fire to its demonic little body.
Now I am being sued by the girls parents, sued by the pet store and have been charged by the police.
What was the number for our Joo lawyers again?

[Wide-Open]

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1-877-JOOCALLED I think it was.

People sue over anything these days.

[Marshall]

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All terrorists great and small must be neutralized for Jesus and America.
The Lord with see you through.

[Pfc. James Nye]

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That bird was probably on fire already. Birds are made of fire, mostly. Like 80%.

I could be your defense lawyer if you want.

MMMM, mmmhmmm, I see.

The bird was already aflame, you say?

The girls did it, you say?

And they're IRISH?

Your Honor? Permission to strike the DA for even bringing this case!

Freeeeee! Ah glorious freedom. All thanks to a great American hero.

"Chopper" Nye

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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That bird was probably on fire already. Birds are made of fire, mostly. Like 80%.

I could be your defense lawyer if you want.

MMMM, mmmhmmm, I see.

The bird was already aflame, you say?

The girls did it, you say?

And they're IRISH?

Your Honor? Permission to strike the DA for even bringing this case!

Freeeeee! Ah glorious freedom. All thanks to a great American hero.

"Chopper" Nye

Brother Nye - have you been taking your medications?

[Pfc. James Nye]

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I don't know... there are so many of them!

I wish the government would stop paying for them, so I could stop taking them.

The best medicine is a slug of Old Grandad whisky and a chapter of the Good Book. And those I take unfailingly.

"Chopper" Nye

[Priestess Avalon]

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Acting with exceptional speed and accuracy, I used a rolled up newspaper to swipe the hateful thing from off of its perch , then as it lay flapping and screeching with both wings broken, I squirted lighter fluid onto it and set fire to its demonic little body.
Now I am being sued by the girls parents, sued by the pet store and have been charged by the police.
What was the number for our Joo lawyers again?

You are sued? good for you, i thought jesus loved animals, you shoudnt hurt an animal for your own pleasure.

I wish you are sent to prison for the next 100 years so you can't harm anybody else!

[ForGodsSake]

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Maybe the bird was on mediation, maybe they rammed the pills down its scrawny little throat and made it carry on like that knowing someone would go in there and squatted its unearthly feathered body and burn it as it should be. Now there's a good defence, They made you do it.....

[Sister Noddy]

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Maybe the bird was on mediation, maybe they rammed the pills down its scrawny little throat and made it carry on like that knowing someone would go in there and squatted its unearthly feathered body and burn it as it should be. Now there's a good defence, They made you do it .....

That's right, it was the bird's fault, of course, blame it all on the poor innocent little creature of GOD, that's typical of unsaved trash like you to say, Mr Gods

[Priestess Avalon]

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Can you ask a mod, oh miss barbie doll daisy or whatever her name is to ban me? i don't ever want to come back here to have to deal with fuckers like her.

GO LOVE JESUS, does that help to be banned?

here's more, go fuck yourself barbie doll with a crucifix!

[ForGodsSake]

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A true animal of God is not a pill popping junkie. Its only good for getting god fearing people into trouble.

[Mr Godwin]

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A true animal of God is not a pill popping junkie. Its only good for getting god fearing people into trouble.

Excuse me? Did I read your post clearly? It specifically states that the bird was on medication. Do you get my drift? That means drugs. What a sad world we live in, when innocent birds are hooked on drugs. Don't you think that bird deserved a chance at rehab, Mr Godspeed? I'm disappointed, that's what. It's disappointing. Standing by.

[ForGodsSake]

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Maybe the bird really belonged to a celeb over there like Britney or someone. And it was at its half way point to be put in rehab with one of them.You know like junkie support junkie and the plan was to ram the drugs down its throat to get them into rehab. But thankfully the heathen little rot coped it and got burned

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I would hazard a guess that the parrot was some kind of Buddhist monk protesting some obscure thing by setting itself afire. It was also probably being mishandled by those two young girls and decided to commit suicide.

[Miss Maisie]

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Can you ask a mod, oh miss barbie doll daisy or whatever her name is to ban me? i don't ever want to come back here to have to deal with piffleers like her.

GO LOVE JESUS, does that help to be banned?

here's more, go piffle yourself barbie doll with a crucifix!

What's the matter, sugar?
Upset that I know your invented religion better than you do? Well honey, if you want to be taken seriously, then at least know the facts about your heathen so-called beliefs. If you did, why, you'd still be an unsaved heathen in the eyes of the Lord, but at least an educated one.

If you were to get Saved, of course, even better! Why, you could find yourself a good Christian man who would teach you to shower!