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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405
    #1

    Looking for a scared straight story

    I know the church does Christian scared straight stories to keep kids away from drugs and gay sex. My Sister tells me my niece is dating so I want to send her a story to remind her of the dangers of sex but I can't find the story in the Church archives.

    The story I am looking for is based on ER; George Cloony's character has extramarital sex with a nurse. This is give George Cloony an nasty parasite that lodges in his daddy sack. Before the other doctors can operate the parasite bursts out of George Cloony's body and goes on a murder rampage that kills every woman Cloony ever had sex with.

    Anyone know the name of the story and were I can find it? It would be a great help to my niece before she makes a mistake.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Born Again Bob
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2318
      #2
      Re: Looking for a scared straight story

      Dear Brother,

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      The story I am looking for is based on ER; George Cloony's character has extramarital sex with a nurse. This is give George Cloony an nasty parasite that lodges in his daddy sack. Before the other doctors can operate the parasite bursts out of George Cloony's body and goes on a murder rampage that kills every woman Cloony ever had sex with.
      I'm pretty sure that was a dream SOMEONE told you in strictest confidence!

      Yours in Him,
      bab

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405
          #3
          Re: Looking for a scared straight story

          Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
          Dear Brother,



          I'm pretty sure that was a dream SOMEONE told you in strictest confidence!

          Yours in Him,
          bab
          WHAT! You sure? I mean it was so vivid with all the descriptions of blood.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457
              #4
              Re: Looking for a scared straight story

              I suspect it was due to a bad ham and a night of Deuteronomy readings.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996
                  #5
                  Re: Looking for a scared straight story

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  I know the church does Christian scared straight stories to keep kids away from drugs and gay sex. My Sister tells me my niece is dating so I want to send her a story to remind her of the dangers of sex but I can't find the story in the Church archives.

                  The story I am looking for is based on ER; George Cloony's character has extramarital sex with a nurse. This is give George Cloony an nasty parasite that lodges in his daddy sack. Before the other doctors can operate the parasite bursts out of George Cloony's body and goes on a murder rampage that kills every woman Cloony ever had sex with.

                  Anyone know the name of the story and were I can find it? It would be a great help to my niece before she makes a mistake.
                  I saw an episode of House which was very similar to that.

                  A teenage girl becomes very sick, and has to be put in intensive care. Bunch of weird symptoms. Dying.

                  They discover that she has gotten a sexually-transmitted parasite from Egypt; her body killed the parasite, but it can't deal with the microscopic shells in her bloodstream. Or something like that.

                  Well, they test her boyfriend (with whom she's been regularly fornicating), and he doesn't have it. She insists she hasn't been having sex with anyone else.

                  Somehow, they find out that the boyfriend's father, some sort of art dealer, travels a lot. Like to Egypt.

                  Care to guess where the little harlot got the parasite?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405
                      #6
                      Re: Looking for a scared straight story

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      I suspect it was due to a bad ham and a night of Deuteronomy readings.
                      How in Heavens name does a bad ham make someone dream about a woman vomiting her own entrails all over a room after being stung by some monster???

                      Look, I want this for my little niece so she stays pure. Not someone ravings of some twisted mind! Who'se dream is this???

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • Thomas Dalton
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                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2011
                          • 296
                          #7
                          Re: Looking for a scared straight story

                          Dear Bobby-Joe, maybe you could use some carefully selected fragments from this Heathen Satan Worshipping Science "Fiction" movie?

                          Especially the parts where the male scientist fornicates, the abomination dies, then returns as a man, and rapes the woman, refusing to pay the 50 sheckels her father so rightly deserves (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)! Oh, and she becomes pregnant of a demon-spawn at the end.
                          It would definitely put a righteous fear of sex in her. When she's married, her husband can just consummate the marriage without her consent, so it's not a problem if she becomes too scared of sex.

                          I watched that movie (while violently vomiting) to know my enemy.
                          I now know that every scientist wants to produce half-human demons, and then have sex with them, let them turn into men, and have sex with them again.
                          John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                            • Born Again Bob
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2318
                              #8
                              Re: Looking for a scared straight story

                              Dear Brother,

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              How in Heavens name does a bad ham make someone dream about a woman vomiting her own entrails all over a room after being stung by some monster???
                              The ham wasn't bad. Just because I cook it a different way from your mother DOESN'T make it wrong.

                              bab!

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                                • James Hutchins
                                  True Christian™
                                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                   
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 29457
                                  #9
                                  Re: Looking for a scared straight story

                                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                  How in Heavens name does a bad ham make someone dream about a woman vomiting her own entrails all over a room after being stung by some monster???

                                  Look, I want this for my little niece so she stays pure. Not someone ravings of some twisted mind! Who'se dream is this???
                                  Sorry Bobby-Joe. I was just recalling something that happened to me years back in the 'Nam.
                                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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