Fireworks appropriate for New Year?

[lukasekman]

Are fireworks appropriate for New Year? As far as I know, it is not mentioned as an appropriate way to celebrate New Year in the scripture, but I see some positive results: for instance it teach children to appreciate loud bangs, which is needed to become a soldier or hunter later on.

In addition, it scare the shit out of wimpy dogs, which comply with Genesis 1:26

Can I tell my children that "Fireworks are fun, but there are Godless people like socialists, hippies and animal rights terrorists who want to take this right from us, let's celebrate our freedom from communism" ?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Fireworks appropriate for New Year?

In addition, it scare the poo out of wimpy dogs, which comply with Genesis 1:26

Please mind your language. This is a Christian church discussion forum, not 4chan.

Thank you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fireworks appropriate for New Year?

Are fireworks appropriate for New Year? As far as I know, it is not mentioned as an appropriate way to celebrate New Year in the scripture, but I see some positive results: for instance it teach children to appreciate loud bangs, which is needed to become a soldier or hunter later on.

In addition, it scare the shit out of wimpy dogs, which comply with Genesis 1:26

Can I tell my children that "Fireworks are fun, but there are Godless people like socialists, hippies and animal rights terrorists who want to take this right from us, let's celebrate our freedom from communism" ?

I like to invite my "Nubile Young Men's Prayer Circle" over every year at New Year's for a night of Irish Coffes, Circle Prayer and shooting a few thousand rounds of ammo into the sky.

I let my servant's pickaninnies run around and pick up the spent shells for fun.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Fireworks appropriate for New Year?

Fireworks are so passe. We like to explode 8 lb bombs with high powered rifles on refrigerators or old cars to celebrate.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Fireworks appropriate for New Year?

Please mind your language. This is a Christian church discussion forum, not 4chan.

Thank you.

Thank you Reverend. I had to take care of that word reading the OP because it offended my gentile and feminine sensibilities.

Off topic, but I wonder if you (or anyone) knows how to get permanent marker off a computer screen?

[Little Donkey]

Re: Fireworks appropriate for New Year?

That's what I'm talking about - responsible gun ownership. To protect against the invading armies and so on, like these elite Iranifighters.

It's almost as though the mudslimes like shooting as much as we do. Ha ha, but their crazy! Not us! In the USA guns are not just your right but also your responsibility. Shooting bullets into explosives placed inside consumer goods shows the proper respect for high power firearms and is what the 2nd Amendment is for.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Fireworks appropriate for New Year?

The gun control crazies have tried to steal our second amendment right to shoot bullets into the sky (they think it puts holes in something they call the "ozone layer" ) so I say fill the pickup with the largest caliber of ammo you're man enough to handle, and get shootin'! What the bullets hit when they come down is in God's Hands, and we should not try to thwart His will.

[Little Donkey]

Re: Fireworks appropriate for New Year?

What the bullets hit when they come down is in God's Hands, and we should not try to thwart His will.

When I was a kid I always used to aim away from the Sun, in case it would disturb the coal embers. One morning after a dozen Buds I decided to do it anyway and the bullets didn't seem to do any damage. So now you know - it's OK to shoot at the Sun just be careful not to look into the telescopic sight, I learnt that the same day.