[Nobar King]

Re: Conjoined for Satan

Thanks, Jim. Now I'm even more grossed out. I think I'll skip dinner tonight. Thanks to you. Why do I keep checking this thread?

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

Re: Conjoined for Satan

I remember a simpler time in America when something like that would have been paraded from city to city where folks would pay two bits to go stare and point at it.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Conjoined for Satan

I remember a simpler time in America when something like that would have been paraded from city to city where folks would pay two bits to go stare and point at it.

So what's changed, now it will parade itself from talk show to talk show. The only difference is the gawkers don't have to leave the comfort of their couch.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Conjoined for Satan

Now it's been given a reality show!

What is happening to this country?!? And the show is on The Learning Channel of all places! The only thing people should learn from that thing is that God will punish you with a two-headed monstrosity for a daughter if you anger Him!

Behold the wrath of God! He will curse you too with if you anger Him!








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[Makarii]

Re: Conjoined for Satan

2 heads only? Sure not 7 heads? Because profesy in Book of Apokolypsis. Also horns. Goverment shuld check for horns.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Conjoined for Satan

Now it's been given a reality show!

What is happening to this country?!? And the show is on The Learning Channel of all places! The only thing people should learn from that thing is that God will punish you with a two-headed monstrosity for a daughter if you anger Him!

Behold the wrath of God! He will curse you too with if you anger Him!





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WTH? Why do they have a Messicant flag on their helmets?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Conjoined for Satan

Of all the things that could be duplicated on a woman, why the head?

If they had 4 arms, they could get dinner ready in half the time.

YiC,

Zech

[Brother Helge]

Re: Conjoined for Satan

Of all the things that could be duplicated on a woman, why the head?

If they had 4 arms, they could get dinner ready in half the time.

YiC,

Zech

Or private parts so they could give birth to twice as many soldiers for Christ.

This abomination would only give a man 4 x the nag of an ordinary woman.

And what happens if one of them misbehave?
Do you have to punish both of them?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Conjoined for Satan

As a Scientheist, I am of course fascinated with the punishments the Lord sees fit to mete out on sinners that displease Him. My research has revealed an interesting trend. Common sins, like sodomy, earn common punishments, like the AIDS. The rarer the punishment, the rarer the sin. The following video is quite graphic. View it only if you are strong in the Lord.

When an abomination as rare and disturbing as the Hensel twins is presented to us, Scientheists like myself are left to ponder what sort of twisted, bizarre, and egregious sin could the parents have committed?

Unfortunately, the Hensel parents have patently refused to answer any of my requests to do a Sin Audit on the two of them. It saddens me greatly when sinners balk when asked to assist me in my research, because I know that they are bound for eternal torment until they can admit their transgressions against God.