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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #16
    Re: Conjoined for Satan

    Thanks, Jim. Now I'm even more grossed out. I think I'll skip dinner tonight. Thanks to you. Why do I keep checking this thread?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Rev Leroy Jenkins
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2009
      • 53

      #17
      Re: Conjoined for Satan

      I remember a simpler time in America when something like that would have been paraded from city to city where folks would pay two bits to go stare and point at it.
      Well bless my soul. What is wrong with thee? You're twitchin' like man with epilepsy. Who do you think would have such bad luck? In the name of Jesus, now get up and walk! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

      All Shook Up For The Lord.

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      • Seth Campbell
        Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1565

        #18
        Re: Conjoined for Satan

        Originally posted by Rev Leroy Jenkins View Post
        I remember a simpler time in America when something like that would have been paraded from city to city where folks would pay two bits to go stare and point at it.
        So what's changed, now it will parade itself from talk show to talk show. The only difference is the gawkers don't have to leave the comfort of their couch.
        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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        • Capt. Aaron Portway
          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
          Salvation from Above
          God's Favorite Pilot™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2008
          • 6309

          #19
          Re: Conjoined for Satan

          Now it's been given a reality show!

          What is happening to this country?!? And the show is on The Learning Channel of all places! The only thing people should learn from that thing is that God will punish you with a two-headed monstrosity for a daughter if you anger Him!





          Behold the wrath of God! He will curse you too with if you anger Him!








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          God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



          Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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          • Makarii
            Unsaved trash, suspected communist
            • Aug 2012
            • 18

            #20
            Re: Conjoined for Satan

            2 heads only? Sure not 7 heads? Because profesy in Book of Apokolypsis. Also horns. Goverment shuld check for horns.

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #21
              Re: Conjoined for Satan

              Originally posted by Capt. Aaron Portway View Post
              Now it's been given a reality show!

              What is happening to this country?!? And the show is on The Learning Channel of all places! The only thing people should learn from that thing is that God will punish you with a two-headed monstrosity for a daughter if you anger Him!





              Behold the wrath of God! He will curse you too with if you anger Him!





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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #22
                Re: Conjoined for Satan

                Of all the things that could be duplicated on a woman, why the head?

                If they had 4 arms, they could get dinner ready in half the time.

                YiC,

                Zech
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                • Brother Helge
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1074

                  #23
                  Re: Conjoined for Satan

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  Of all the things that could be duplicated on a woman, why the head?

                  If they had 4 arms, they could get dinner ready in half the time.

                  YiC,

                  Zech
                  Or private parts so they could give birth to twice as many soldiers for Christ.

                  This abomination would only give a man 4 x the nag of an ordinary woman.

                  And what happens if one of them misbehave?
                  Do you have to punish both of them?
                  "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                  John 8:32

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                  • Professor Bessemer
                    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 2952

                    #24
                    Re: Conjoined for Satan

                    As a Scientheist, I am of course fascinated with the punishments the Lord sees fit to mete out on sinners that displease Him. My research has revealed an interesting trend. Common sins, like sodomy, earn common punishments, like the AIDS. The rarer the punishment, the rarer the sin. The following video is quite graphic. View it only if you are strong in the Lord.



                    When an abomination as rare and disturbing as the Hensel twins is presented to us, Scientheists like myself are left to ponder what sort of twisted, bizarre, and egregious sin could the parents have committed?

                    Unfortunately, the Hensel parents have patently refused to answer any of my requests to do a Sin Audit on the two of them. It saddens me greatly when sinners balk when asked to assist me in my research, because I know that they are bound for eternal torment until they can admit their transgressions against God.
                    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                    Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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