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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049

    #1

    Do you know how bad it is in San Francisco?

    It's so bad, we even have a high school named in honor of oral sodomy.


    A private school with public purpose, Lick-Wilmerding High School develops the head, heart and hands of highly motivated students from all walks of life, inspiring them to become life long learners who contribute to the world with confidence and compassion.

    Lest you think there's some possibility the school's name might have some non-sexual meaning, I would call to your attention the fact that the following phrase appears on the backs of their school tee shirts and jerseys:




    I would like to know if any of the good folks from Landover are interested in getting together with me and organizing some type of aggressive, on-campus prayer and intervention operation? I feel we should do whatever we can to try and turn Lick-Wilmerding's students away from the oral sodomy lifestyle.
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  • Bible Thumping Billy
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2012
    • 103

    #2
    Re: Do you know how bad it is in San Francisco?

    Oh dear, that is disgusting. God only knows what kind of sexual education goes on there as well, probably includes a full section on the faggot styled intercourse

    Well, I would love to join you physically for this great cause, but unfortunately until my pardon is granted - God willing, soon - I can't travel across the border just yet. But I will be praying and be with you in spirit!

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #3
      Re: Do you know how bad it is in San Francisco?

      In terms of outright and blatant promotion of oral sodomy they are worse than the cathylicks. The only thing that can be said in their defense is that they've only been doing it since 1895.

      At Lick-Wilmerding, students forge life-long friendships with their peers, with faculty, with the subjects they study, and with those individuals who need their talents and compassion in order to realize their full potential. These relationships are born out of a passion shared by all members of our community to be fully engaged with each other and with all that our world has to offer.

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      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10049

        #4
        Re: Do you know how bad it is in San Francisco?

        I just don't understand how any parent could possibly think it was a good idea to send their child to such a school.
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        • Bible Thumping Billy
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2012
          • 103

          #5
          Re: Do you know how bad it is in San Francisco?

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          I just don't understand how any parent could possibly think it was a good idea to send their child to such a school.
          The same disgusting parents that raise trans-genders, goths etc, and tell their kids it's okay that they are gay etc. The same ones that spare their kids of their rod.

          They don't love their kids And for their mistake they are damning themselves and their children to an eternity of suffering in Hell.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049

            #6
            Re: Do you know how bad it is in San Francisco?

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Lest you think there's some possibility the school's name might have some non-sexual meaning, I would call to your attention the fact that the following phrase appears on the backs of their school tee shirts and jerseys:

            Hmmm... the image has stopped showing up. What I'd embedded in my post was a picture of the Lick-Wilmerding jersey, which sports the phrase, "Lick What?"

            What kind of school officially sanctions oral sex jokes on their tee shirts and jerseys?
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            • FrakFrak23
              Unsaved trash
              • Jul 2012
              • 1

              #7
              Re: Do you know how bad it is in San Francisco?

              Hello my friends. I am actually an alumnus of Lick Wilmerding high school and I was so relieved to find this thread. Not only did the school subliminally hint at oral sodomy, but it also literally taught it in its curriculum. In my experience at Lick, teachers were constantly hinting at oral sex and masturbation. In history we learned about the 1960's Oral resurgence, in mathematics we were forced to use dildo shaped rulers, in shop classes we had to lubricate the machines before and after use. I will happily join your cause and joint-prayer and thank God good God-loving folk will finally listen to me.
              Thank you.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: Do you know how bad it is in San Francisco?

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Hmmm... the image has stopped showing up. What I'd embedded in my post was a picture of the Lick-Wilmerding jersey, which sports the phrase, "Lick What?"

                What kind of school officially sanctions oral sex jokes on their tee shirts and jerseys?
                I think the reference is to salad tossing, brother. Needless to say, I am offended.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Do you know how bad it is in San Francisco?

                  Originally posted by FrakFrak23 View Post
                  Hello my friends. I am actually an alumnus of Lick Wilmerding high school and I was so relieved to find this thread. Not only did the school subliminally hint at oral sodomy, but it also literally taught it in its curriculum. In my experience at Lick, teachers were constantly hinting at oral sex and masturbation. In history we learned about the 1960's Oral resurgence, in mathematics we were forced to use dildo shaped rulers, in shop classes we had to lubricate the machines before and after use. I will happily join your cause and joint-prayer and thank God good God-loving folk will finally listen to me.
                  Thank you.
                  Friend,

                  I do hope you didn't join this forum just to make a few jokes at the expense of Christianity.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • DopeArius
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jul 2012
                    • 2

                    #10
                    Re: Do you know how bad it is in San Francisco?

                    I had thought myself past shock at the antics of those poor sheep who have abandoned the fold, but it appears that California is the last haven of a type of iniquity I thought long since eradicated. I propose a petition to the highest authority-that of the Father himself, above that of both the Son and the Holy Ghost-to solve this. If we, who have always been amongst his most faithful, petition him, he will certainly enlighten these lost, or remove their blemish from the Earth if it is too late for them, that the plague of sin not spread beyond its den in San Francisco.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Do you know how bad it is in San Francisco?

                      You're a Pope?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • DopeArius
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 2

                        #12
                        Re: Do you know how bad it is in San Francisco?

                        Yes, I am, though some utilize the term "Antipope." I, however, disparage that term, since, due to the illegitimacy of the Pope in Rome, I believe that if either of the two of us deserves the title of "Antipope," it is Mr. Ratzinger. You see, I am a conclavist, and in the absence of a valid and recognized Pope in Rome, we - my conclavist friends and I, though for some reason whenever I try to induct a new member recently they claim that they cannot see the other members - have chosen and consecrated my own humble self as a means of filling the vacancy of the Holy See, for the Church must always have an earthly Shepherd to interpret the will of the divine Shepherd and through him that of the ultimate authority of the Father, even if the Church knows me not.

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14076

                          #13
                          Re: Do you know how bad it is in San Francisco?

                          Originally posted by PopeArius View Post
                          Yes, I am...
                          I used to be a Discordian Pope, but then I forgot how, so they promoted me.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Do you know how bad it is in San Francisco?

                            Originally posted by PopeArius View Post
                            Yes, I am, though some utilize the term "Antipope." I, however, disparage that term, since, due to the illegitimacy of the Pope in Rome, I believe that if either of the two of us deserves the title of "Antipope," it is Mr. Ratzinger. You see, I am a conclavist, and in the absence of a valid and recognized Pope in Rome, we - my conclavist friends and I, though for some reason whenever I try to induct a new member recently they claim that they cannot see the other members - have chosen and consecrated my own humble self as a means of filling the vacancy of the Holy See, for the Church must always have an earthly Shepherd to interpret the will of the divine Shepherd and through him that of the ultimate authority of the Father, even if the Church knows me not.
                            Greetings, Auntie Pope. Why don't you wander over to the Introduction Forum and properly introduce yourself, so we may get to know you?

                            Thanks!
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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10049

                              #15
                              Re: Do you know how bad it is in San Francisco?

                              Originally posted by FrakFrak23 View Post
                              Hello my friends. I am actually an alumnus of Lick Wilmerding high school and I was so relieved to find this thread. Not only did the school subliminally hint at oral sodomy, but it also literally taught it in its curriculum. In my experience at Lick, teachers were constantly hinting at oral sex and masturbation. In history we learned about the 1960's Oral resurgence, in mathematics we were forced to use dildo shaped rulers, in shop classes we had to lubricate the machines before and after use. I will happily join your cause and joint-prayer and thank God good God-loving folk will finally listen to me.
                              Thank you.
                              It's always nice to meet a young person from the San Francisco area! Tell me, are you a young man or a young lady? I'll be looking forward to reading your introductory thread soon!
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