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Virginia lawmaker tries to attach rectal exam provision to anti-abortion bill
So you see the logic here. This Feminazi thinks we men are so uptight about our nether throats that at the first hint of possibly being penetrated "down there," we will abandon our principles and stop speaking for the unborn.
Friends, I feel my hatred for sodomy is second only to Pastor Zeke's, but I would like to take this opportunity to say that the life of an unborn child is about a trillion million billion times more important to me than my desire not to be sodomized.
In fact, if it would save just one unborn child from being cruelly sucked from its mother's womb and flushed down a drain, I would gladly drop my trousers and permit a doctor, nurse, or other medical professional to probe my hindquarters with their fingers, a laparoscopic camera, or whatever.
Heck, if there was even a slim chance of it saving one baby from the abortion mill, I would cheerfully bend over and let a room full of swarthy-complexioned foreigners take turns putting their thick-knuckled, hairy fingers inside me.
You may find my statements controversial, but my feelings about unborn children are exactly the same as God's feelings about unborn children:
Virginia state Sen. Janet Howell (D) thinks that if the government is going to force women to undergo medically unnecessary tests, then it is only fair to apply the same standards to men.
Republican lawmakers are pushing for legislation that would require pregnant women to have an ultrasound before terminating their pregnancy. In response, Howell introduced an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining erectile dysfunction medication like Viagra.
“We need some gender equity here,” she told the Huffington Post. “The Virginia Senate is about to pass a bill that will require a woman to have totally unnecessary medical procedure at their cost and inconvenience. If we’re going to do that to women, why not do that to men?”
Republican lawmakers are pushing for legislation that would require pregnant women to have an ultrasound before terminating their pregnancy. In response, Howell introduced an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining erectile dysfunction medication like Viagra.
“We need some gender equity here,” she told the Huffington Post. “The Virginia Senate is about to pass a bill that will require a woman to have totally unnecessary medical procedure at their cost and inconvenience. If we’re going to do that to women, why not do that to men?”
So you see the logic here. This Feminazi thinks we men are so uptight about our nether throats that at the first hint of possibly being penetrated "down there," we will abandon our principles and stop speaking for the unborn.
Friends, I feel my hatred for sodomy is second only to Pastor Zeke's, but I would like to take this opportunity to say that the life of an unborn child is about a trillion million billion times more important to me than my desire not to be sodomized.
In fact, if it would save just one unborn child from being cruelly sucked from its mother's womb and flushed down a drain, I would gladly drop my trousers and permit a doctor, nurse, or other medical professional to probe my hindquarters with their fingers, a laparoscopic camera, or whatever.
Heck, if there was even a slim chance of it saving one baby from the abortion mill, I would cheerfully bend over and let a room full of swarthy-complexioned foreigners take turns putting their thick-knuckled, hairy fingers inside me.
You may find my statements controversial, but my feelings about unborn children are exactly the same as God's feelings about unborn children:
Jeremiah 1:5
5Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.
5Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.
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