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  • Eye of the Beholder
    Unsaved trash
    • Nov 2006
    • 53

    #1

    Quick question

    Is Landover a town? Or is that just the name of the Church?

    Please forgive my ignorance.
  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #2
    Re: Quick question

    Landover is the name of Jesus Christs favorite church.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Quick question

      Originally posted by Eye of the Beholder View Post
      Is Landover a town? Or is that just the name of the Church?

      Please forgive my ignorance.
      Friend, ignorance is a disease easily cured. Reading through this forum thoroughly will bestow you with much knowledge. But the main source of all answers to the questions you have can be found in the only book you'll ever need: The Holy KJV1611 Bible.

      I am looking forward to your questions about the Word of God.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Eye of the Beholder
        Unsaved trash
        • Nov 2006
        • 53

        #4
        Re: Quick question

        Thank you Pastor for your words.

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        • Marshall
          Righteous and Patriotic
          Highest body count at the VFW
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 3322

          #5
          Re: Quick question

          Well?
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • MoonFlower
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 522

            #6
            Re: Quick question

            Originally posted by Eye of the Beholder View Post
            Is Landover a town? Or is that just the name of the Church?

            Please forgive my ignorance.
            Landover is a gated community in Freehold. It's absolutely beautiful here!
            You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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            • Marshall
              Righteous and Patriotic
              Highest body count at the VFW
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2006
              • 3322

              #7
              Re: Quick question

              Finally got a window cell huh Moonie?
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • Eye of the Beholder
                Unsaved trash
                • Nov 2006
                • 53

                #8
                Re: Quick question

                Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                Landover is a gated community in Freehold. It's absolutely beautiful here!
                So Freehold is the town in which Landover is a segregated community. Thanks MoonFlower

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                • MoonFlower
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 522

                  #9
                  Re: Quick question

                  Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                  Finally got a window cell huh Moonie?
                  What can I say, BJ pays me very well Marshall.
                  You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                  • lilith
                    Night Hag
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1232

                    #10
                    Re: Quick question

                    Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                    What can I say, BJ pays me very well Marshall.
                    Ah...the old hollowed out bible,SO useful!
                    In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #11
                      Re: Quick question

                      In answer to your question, Eye, Landover is a CHURCH in a town you'd probably never, ever want to go to.
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                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #12
                        Re: Quick question

                        Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                        Finally got a window cell huh Moonie?
                        Oh, I allow her out of her room in the daylight hours as long as she is wearing her GPS tracking bracelet Brother Marshall.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • Marshall
                          Righteous and Patriotic
                          Highest body count at the VFW
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 3322

                          #13
                          Re: Quick question

                          I am growing weary of this "Eye" persons constant questioning.

                          He doesn't even tithe here!
                          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                          • Enobarbus
                            Professor of English Landover University
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3496

                            #14
                            Re: Quick question

                            Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                            I am growing weary of this "Eye" persons constant questioning.

                            He doesn't even tithe here!
                            I agree Brother. If he continues being a nuisance on the main board, I believe that we will have to place him in Quarantine. Sad, but it cannot be helped; we have the Lord's work to do and cannot run around after minions of the devil who are here only to disrupt us.
                            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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