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  • amy_fothers, Sceptical Atheist
    Unsaved Trash, rabid feminazi godmocker
    • Feb 2012
    • 23
    #16
    Re: Sarah was a MILF

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Honey, that would be "MILP"

    Ahh I see, either a clever edit or a rather silly censor system.
    The point still stands though.
    It's Mother I'd like to F***.

    As the links I posted clearly demonstrate.
    I dont spill so gud.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775
        #17
        Re: Sarah was a MILF

        Originally posted by Sceptical Atheist View Post
        It's Mother I'd like to F***.
        Find
        Friend
        Follow
        ?

        These are sweet. I know when I meet strangers who look at me with that certain, je ne sais quoi, it is because the LORD has led them to me, a True Christian™ who just exudes peace and spiritual strength from her very being. Perfect strangers stop me on the street all the time and ask me to pray for them. The LORD has led many new souls to Christ through my MILFiness.



        Originally posted by Sceptical Atheist View Post
        As the links I posted clearly demonstrate.
        I see. But I won't open your links because I will not invite demonic infestation into my soul through my computer or any other way.

        I invite you to invite the LORD into your soul. It will change your life.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Jack O'fagan
            With faith as immovable as the Earth
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 4836
            #18
            Re: Sarah was a MILF

            If it means 'friend' then you you Mary are definitely a MILF.

            I am starting to think that Zebida made an honest mistake about the meaning of MILF. I'm still pretty sure that it doesn't mean what the potty mouth says it means.

            YIC

            Jack
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5389
                #19
                Re: Sarah was a MILF

                Maybe our Pastors can start a MILF group for those of us who are ON FIRE with our love for the Lord! I want everyone to know what raging MILFs we are!
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                     
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 9063
                    #20
                    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                    Maybe our Pastors can start a MILF group for those of us who are ON FIRE with our love for the Lord! I want everyone to know what raging MILFs we are!
                    I'm sure all True Christian (tm) women of Landover are smokin hot MILFs.



                    Jesus fills me with his love!
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                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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