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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    Blessed Birthday, BROTHER HAROLD PORTER!

    Happy Birth-day to you, Brother Harold!


  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5390

    #2
    Re: Blessed Birthday, BROTHER HAROLD PORTER!

    Blessed birthday to you, Brother Porter! May Jesus continue to smile down upon you as you do His Work.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #3
      Re: Blessed Birthday, BROTHER HAROLD PORTER!

      Another year closer to God!

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      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29457

        #4
        Re: Blessed Birthday, BROTHER HAROLD PORTER!

        Happy Birthday, big guy. When ever Jesus gives me a man-hug, I think of you being on the other side of me, your love filling me with joy. Keep it up.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • John Creeser
          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
           
          • Aug 2009
          • 7248

          #5
          Re: Blessed Birthday, BROTHER HAROLD PORTER!

          Abigail will be over with her cherry pie shortly. Blessed birthday Brother Porter!!
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: Blessed Birthday, BROTHER HAROLD PORTER!

            A very blessed day to you, dear Brother in Christ!
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #7
              Re: Blessed Birthday, BROTHER HAROLD PORTER!

              BLESSINGS ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY!


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              • Brother Harold Porter
                Landover Senior Outreach
                Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 8236

                #8
                Re: Blessed Birthday, BROTHER HAROLD PORTER!

                Your True Christian™ love brings a tear to my eyes, Brothers and Sisters.

                This also marks my 21st year out of filthy sexual sin and sodomy. While certain parts of me still respond to the sight of effeminate men on the street, Christ gives me the strength to remain fag-free, praise Jesus!

                May God also bless you this day!
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: Blessed Birthday, BROTHER HAROLD PORTER!

                  Happy birthday, Brother Harold! Your guidance has kept me on the right path so many times, I don't know where I'd be without you. Probably I would be lying in a gutter, touching myself.
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                  • Jack O'fagan
                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 4836

                    #10
                    Re: Blessed Birthday, BROTHER HAROLD PORTER!

                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                    Your True Christian™ love brings a tear to my eyes, Brothers and Sisters.

                    This also marks my 21st year out of filthy sexual sin and sodomy. While certain parts of me still respond to the sight of effeminate men on the street, Christ gives me the strength to remain fag-free, praise Jesus!

                    May God also bless you this day!
                    Happy birthday Brother.

                    Don't worry I also suffer sometimes from what I call 'satan's stiffy' .

                    I find a good whack with my heavy KJV1611 sorts it out

                    Jack
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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