[Orange.]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Did you bother to read the thread?

It's already been clearly explained to anyone capable of reading that she and the car have both been located at a "women's shelter", also known as the Exeter Feminazi Lesbian Indoctrination Center.

Brother Laurence's wife is probably chowing on a box right now.

Yes sir i did read the thread however i may have missed some points, I hope that the brother finds his car without a dent, it is possible that it may be at the local family guidance clinic as the posters `wife` may want to not have another bastard child.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Yes sir i did read the thread however i may have missed some points, I hope that the brother finds his car without a dent, it is possible that it may be at the local family guidance clinic as the posters `wife` may want to not have another bastard child.

Considering they are married, she can't have a bastard unless she's an adulterer.

It's also a women's "shelter" and feminazi lesbian indoctrination center, not an abortion clinic.

Are you some sort of a retarded? Did the attack upon you by the 21st Century cause brain damage? Or are you this stupid on purpose?

[Dorothy]

Re: My wife has vanished.

So you care more for the car than for your wife... seems messed up to me. Love the way the sister was like "What did you expect?" Of course she would leave you if you abused her, marriage works on the bases of equality not one man pimp slapping his wife for not making sandwiches, I'm a girl and even though I'm only 15, I am pretty sure I wouldn't want to be near any of you, let alone marry you guys. I find it hard to see what your wife saw in you...

Girls rock! ;D

[Orange.]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Considering they are married, she can't have a bastard unless she's an adulterer.

She has stolen the mans car, what else could she have done behind his back, is it unfeasible to think that a woman laden with sin cannot commit adultery.

[Orange.]

Re: My wife has vanished.

So you care more for the car than for your wife... seems messed up to me. Love the way the sister was like "What did you expect?" Of course she would leave you if you abused her, marriage works on the bases of equality not one man pimp slapping his wife for not making sandwiches, I'm a girl and even though I'm only 15, I am pretty sure I wouldn't want to be near any of you, let alone marry you guys. I find it hard to see what your wife saw in you...

Girls rock! ;D

Girls rock, yes they do but bucket mouth like you also do crack cocaine and sleep with any trash that they see lying around, Come and stay with me for a few days and i will teach you the way.

Accept Jesus into your life and let us both follow the path of redemption, together we can find the way.

[Dorothy]

Re: My wife has vanished.

She has stolen the mans car, what else could she have done behind his back, is it unfeasible to think that a woman laden with sin cannot commit adultery.

Agreed, because most women or anyone for that matter don't want to sleep with crazy people... who eat crayfish That's right, I know your weakness

[Didymus Much]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Agreed, because most women or anyone for that matter don't want to sleep with crazy people... who eat crayfish That's right, I know your weakness

Yawn. Ever hear the phrase, "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing"?

The dietary restrictions imposed in the Old Testament were abrogated by Jesus.

Matthew 15:11 "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man."

or keep looking foolish in your ignorance. It's up to you.

[Dorothy]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Sorry i got bored of your argument :\ on the bright side ooh my name is now pink

[Didymus Much]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Sorry i got bored of your argument :\ ...

Bored = "feeble attempt to save face after running out of cheap potshots that are solely grounded in my complete lack of knowledge of Christianity, and religion in general" in your language?

...on the bright side ooh my name is now pink

That's what happens when someone is about to be banned for being an ignorant, boring troll.

[Dorothy]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Bored = "feeble attempt to save face after running out of cheap potshots that are solely grounded in my complete lack of knowledge of Christianity, and religion in general" in your language?



That's what happens when someone is about to be banned for being an ignorant, boring troll.

I'm bored because I'm bored and none of you have made a joke so far :\ & that isn't the definition for bored... I have no idea where you get that from, by the way why do you have little icons saying you are a hippie and an evolutionist? + where did all those red bars come from?

[Didymus Much]

Re: My wife has vanished.

...by the way why do you have little icons saying you are a hippie and an evolutionist?...

Because I am a hippie and an evilutionist (according to these people).

... + where did all those red bars come from?

The little red box fairy.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My wife has vanished.

You know what they say, when the LORD closes a door, He opens a window! Oh Brother Niles, this is a little exciting for a romantic like me! Just think, right now the good LORD may be preparing the arrangements for setting you up with a new, younger, prettier, obedient, and fertile True Christian™ Mrs. Niles!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My wife has vanished.

You know what they say, when the LORD closes a door, He opens a window! Oh Brother Niles, this is a little exciting for a romantic like me! Just think, right now the good LORD may be preparing the arrangements for setting you up with a new, younger, prettier, obedient, and fertile True Christian™ Mrs. Niles!

Well that certainly is a better way to think about this annoying situation. I imagine a younger, prettier less talkative wife would be many times less annoying what my currents 'spouse errant'.

I may just swing by the Christian Singles forum!

I do want the car back, though.

YIC

[Catherine Moore]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Just a suggestion, Brother Niles, but if it helps I can sign the forms for a Section 2 comittal? I don't doubt it would be inconvenient her being "in care" for a while but it may well cut down on any future problems.

[Thinks Design]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Just a suggestion, Brother Niles, but if it helps I can sign the forms for a Section 2 comittal? I don't doubt it would be inconvenient her being "in care" for a while but it may well cut down on any future problems.

I can't believe I'm reading this.

A woman is most likey in serious trouble and you're offering to commit her: is that even legal where you come from?