[Dorothy]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Sorry i got bored of your argument :\ on the bright side ooh my name is now pink

[Didymus Much]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Agreed, because most women or anyone for that matter don't want to sleep with crazy people... who eat crayfish That's right, I know your weakness

Yawn. Ever hear the phrase, "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing"?

The dietary restrictions imposed in the Old Testament were abrogated by Jesus.

Matthew 15:11 "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man."

or keep looking foolish in your ignorance. It's up to you.

[Dorothy]

Re: My wife has vanished.

She has stolen the mans car, what else could she have done behind his back, is it unfeasible to think that a woman laden with sin cannot commit adultery.

Agreed, because most women or anyone for that matter don't want to sleep with crazy people... who eat crayfish That's right, I know your weakness

[Orange.]

Re: My wife has vanished.

So you care more for the car than for your wife... seems messed up to me. Love the way the sister was like "What did you expect?" Of course she would leave you if you abused her, marriage works on the bases of equality not one man pimp slapping his wife for not making sandwiches, I'm a girl and even though I'm only 15, I am pretty sure I wouldn't want to be near any of you, let alone marry you guys. I find it hard to see what your wife saw in you...

Girls rock! ;D

Girls rock, yes they do but bucket mouth like you also do crack cocaine and sleep with any trash that they see lying around, Come and stay with me for a few days and i will teach you the way.

Accept Jesus into your life and let us both follow the path of redemption, together we can find the way.

[Orange.]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Considering they are married, she can't have a bastard unless she's an adulterer.

She has stolen the mans car, what else could she have done behind his back, is it unfeasible to think that a woman laden with sin cannot commit adultery.

[Dorothy]

Re: My wife has vanished.

So you care more for the car than for your wife... seems messed up to me. Love the way the sister was like "What did you expect?" Of course she would leave you if you abused her, marriage works on the bases of equality not one man pimp slapping his wife for not making sandwiches, I'm a girl and even though I'm only 15, I am pretty sure I wouldn't want to be near any of you, let alone marry you guys. I find it hard to see what your wife saw in you...

Girls rock! ;D

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Yes sir i did read the thread however i may have missed some points, I hope that the brother finds his car without a dent, it is possible that it may be at the local family guidance clinic as the posters `wife` may want to not have another bastard child.

Considering they are married, she can't have a bastard unless she's an adulterer.

It's also a women's "shelter" and feminazi lesbian indoctrination center, not an abortion clinic.

Are you some sort of a retarded? Did the attack upon you by the 21st Century cause brain damage? Or are you this stupid on purpose?

[Orange.]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Did you bother to read the thread?

It's already been clearly explained to anyone capable of reading that she and the car have both been located at a "women's shelter", also known as the Exeter Feminazi Lesbian Indoctrination Center.

Brother Laurence's wife is probably chowing on a box right now.

Yes sir i did read the thread however i may have missed some points, I hope that the brother finds his car without a dent, it is possible that it may be at the local family guidance clinic as the posters `wife` may want to not have another bastard child.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My wife has vanished.

I am sorry for jumping in and i realise that I am new to the forum so please understand my rudeness, however has anyone considered that the poor woman may have been involved in an auto accident, i am again sorry for posting but is this thread for real. ??

Did you bother to read the thread?

It's already been clearly explained to anyone capable of reading that she and the car have both been located at a "women's shelter", also known as the Exeter Feminazi Lesbian Indoctrination Center.

Brother Laurence's wife is probably chowing on a box right now.

[Orange.]

Re: My wife has vanished.

I am sorry for jumping in and i realise that I am new to the forum so please understand my rudeness, however has anyone considered that the poor woman may have been involved in an auto accident, i am again sorry for posting but is this thread for real. ??

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My wife has vanished.

I'd report the car stolen, were I you.

Did she pay for it? Is it in her name? I'm guessing not on both counts.

[Roberta]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Try to get the Polo back. I wouldn't be caught dead in an oriental car!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Brother, did you just call God a silly young thing?

Heavens no

The silly young thing was Karen Richards at the Exeter Woman's refuge. I promised to keep it confidential about affair with one her clients and that's why she told me where my wife was.

It never entered my head that anyone would associate silly and God. For me that would be impossible to conceive.



YIC

[Sister Kitty]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Fortunately God was with me and the silly young thing told me what I needed to know with the minimum of fuss.

Brother, did you just call God a silly young thing?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My wife has vanished.

I've just spoken with a Brit I know. He says you can cancel the tax on the car and get a refund. That'll leave her with a car with no tax; that'll mean your bobbies will take an interest; that means she'll appear in court; that means you will have a chance to contact her and to make her obey you when she goes there.

Glory!

God's benevolence knows no bounds, surly? I shall take you advice and save £90 and let her know she can't mess a True Christian's(tm) property!

Now, if I can just work out this washing machine.

Greatfully yours.