[Bobby-Joe]

Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

Just wait for scientists to prove phlogiston/ the lumiferous æther/ whatever nonsense they're plugging this week; then that'll explain everything. Why believe ever-changing sick-ular theories when you can believe God's unchanging Word?

Precisely! In the last 2,000 years Science has changed it's view on the universe like some people change their clothes*. Yet in the same 2,000 years that have seen the industrial revolution and man fly to the Moon religion has chanced not one bit. If it was good enough for the Bronze Age, it is good enough for us. PRAISE!


* very rarely, with great reluctance and only when the old set is in rags.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

Just wait for scientists to prove stringy theory then we can find out what really created the universe.

Just wait for scientists to prove phlogiston/ the lumiferous æther/ whatever nonsense they're plugging this week; then that'll explain everything. Why believe ever-changing sick-ular theories when you can believe God's unchanging Word?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

Just wait for scientists to prove stringy theory then we can find out what really created the universe.

God?

[Redeemed Papist]

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Just wait for scientists to prove stringy theory then we can find out what really created the universe.

Yeah, cos that's not just made up stuff to explain why their sums don't add up...

Good luck!

[Lillian]

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Just wait for scientists to prove stringy theory then we can find out what really created the universe.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Reverend you seem, as I do, sorely disappointed (sigh).

Perhaps he will be back, maybe even now he is waiting for the knock on the door from the postman with his delivery from Amazon. We will have to live in hope

The kids have all gone home, and now I have a Catholic priest very angry with me. He insists that I owe him dinner, and I won't say what else!



Tom, you know, I think we've gotten off on the wrong foot. Why don't you come to North Salem, and my Papist acquaintance can have you over for dinner and games?

[Redeemed Papist]

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Hi Tom, did you know that the best proof of God's existance is Irreducably Complex structures in biology?

IC is core to the Design Inference.

It's pretty much an open and shut case that complex life could not form without an intelligent designer.

ThinksDesign.

Where's your faith, you daft bat? Why do you need to provide proof of God?

[Noah Sole]

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Reverend you seem, as I do, sorely disappointed (sigh).

Perhaps he will be back, maybe even now he is waiting for the knock on the door from the postman with his delivery from Amazon. We will have to live in hope

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm sorely disappointed that Tom Kinight (aka Half-Skinned Squirrel Twisting in a Monsoon), who promised that he could provide absolute proof that God does not exist, has not even attempted to provide anything even amounting to a reasoned preponderance of evidence. Just more gibberish and teenage blather.

I have now been forced to let the children in my basement go. I was going to sell them one by one to the local Catholic priest for him to rape and eat (Catholics are cannibals, you know).

But I couldn't do that until I had that proof God doesn't exist, and that I wasn't going to spend eternity in Hell.

Don't worry about the kids; they are children from my congregation (the stupid ones the parents didn't really like anyway), who were having a week-long "Bible Adventure Camp" here. The last few days were the "Hide from Obama's Jackbooted Death Panel Thugs" game.

They had a great time! And not one of them got captured by the jackbooted thugs!

And Tom Kinight, you've cost me tens of thousands of dollars in lost sales. Do you know how much Catholic priests will pay for a well-fed preteen boy?

[Bobby-Joe]

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In case you havn´t noticed. You are the laughing stock, here and always was. You have from start set new standards of imaturity. Stick your true God up your ass and take a hike, before you humiliate yourself futher. The only way is up for you. Nothing more to lose.

Figures an Atheist would be obsessed about sticking things in his behind.

[James Hutchins]

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In case you havn´t noticed. You are the laughing stock, here and always was. You have from start set new standards of imaturity. Stick your true God up your ass and take a hike, before you humiliate yourself futher. The only way is up for you. Nothing more to lose.

Tom, I think your post is a tad bit of the 'pot calling the kettle black'. You might wish to look up what 'ad hominem' means.
I have read all your posts and not once have you provided any of your so called 'proof'. I have seen a few poorly thought out wishes from a person terrified that in the back of their mind, that maybe, just maybe, God really does exist. But in a feeble attempt to 'look cerebral' walks about claiming He is just a made up deity.
Tom, if God did not exist, there would be no religion. There would be no Earth, people or animals. You like Steak, don't you Tom? God gave that to you. Steak does not come from (primordial) soup. That is just silly.
You seem like a very young man. You still have time to try and convince God that all your ranting about His lack of existence was merely the talk of a immature child with a feeble brain. I am sure He'd see it your way.

Think about this. If God did not exist, why do we have pictures of Him?

[Thinks Design]

Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

Hi Tom, did you know that the best proof of God's existance is Irreducably Complex structures in biology?

IC is core to the Design Inference.

It's pretty much an open and shut case that complex life could not form without an intelligent designer.

ThinksDesign.

[Noah Sole]

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And thx for the defense Noah Sole. It's been a long time since someone did that for me.

Don't get me wrong I wasn't defending you, I just can't abide rudeness.

YIC

[TheLightOfAllan]

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In case you havn´t noticed. You are the laughing stock, here and always was. You have from start set new standards of imaturity. Stick your true God up your ass and take a hike, before you humiliate yourself futher. The only way is up for you. Nothing more to lose.

I bet you didn't watch any video I showed you. Well maybe you did, I've seen so many people still pretending that everything will be ok when they die.
Here is an atheist asking for advice from a Muslim?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY8GMX-5GWA&feature=related

Don't mind the title Christians, just watch it please.

And thx for the defense Noah Sole. It's been a long time since someone did that for me.

[Noah Sole]

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In case you havn´t noticed. You are the laughing stock, here and always was. You have from start set new standards of imaturity. Stick your true God up your ass and take a hike, before you humiliate yourself futher. The only way is up for you. Nothing more to lose.

Dear unsaved atheist godmocking trash,
Just because the Light of God is a muslim there is no need to be rude to him, as he says he is trying to help you.

If you would like more time to research your theory that you can find proof that God does not exist I have recommended a book for you further up the thread.

Where is our proof that God exists I here you say, well here it is:

The definition of a testament is a document that the author has sworn to be true.

The Old Testament (for example) contains numerous witness encounters with God (Moses for example, see below - there are many others) which by definition (above) the author has sworn to be true.

This is the same level of proof allowed from a deceased person in a court of law.

Exodus 3:4
And when the LORD saw that he turned aside to see, God called unto him out of the midst of the bush, and said, Moses, Moses. And he said, Here am I.

This is definitive proof that God exists, I await your response. According to the rules of philosophy the onus is now on you to rebut my assertion.
Don't forget that book now - available on Amazon, while you're on there get one on English rules of grammar and spelling.

All the best