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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • May 2026
    • 15118

    #16
    Re: Hey! Sinners!

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    I have bookshelves in eery room of my home, and every one of them full. I love to read, and I read lots of different genres.
    What's an eery room? Is that where you force your Nancy husband to make babies with you?
    I can't see how he could want to volunteer his Seed to someone as boring as you

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #17
      Re: Hey! Sinners!

      Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
      I have bookshelves in eery room of my home, and every one of them full. I love to read, and I read lots of different genres.
      See, this is why women shouldn't be educated. This poor harlot attempted to broaden her mind by reading literature, but her tiny brain couldn't handle it, and the result was the pitiful creature that posts on our forums today. Fathers, keep your daughters away from Joan Didion, Heinrich Boll and Douglas Coupland, or they'll blow a fuse in their tiny feminine brains, and they'll end up like this mongoloid.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Justina Thyme
        Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2007
        • 1718

        #18
        Re: Hey! Sinners!

        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
        What's an eery room? Is that where you force your Nancy husband to make babies with you?
        I can't see how he could want to volunteer his Seed to someone as boring as you
        Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

        1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

        A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
        Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

        LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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        • Don the Baptist
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2008
          • 480

          #19
          Re: Hey! Sinners!

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          Sinners! Look!

          You can follow along with Brother V and study the Bible in a year!

          Don't want to wait a whole year to see how it ends? Read it all right here! Or here! Or even here!

          Why the King James? Because it's the only TRUE Bible!
          Praise Jesus sister, but this online bible thing worketh not for me, I like my big bumbling hard cover better in case I have to smite a queer at a bus stop PLUS it is exceedingly hard to get the highlighter marks and underlines off of my monitor when I am finished my daily reading.
          Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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          • Sister Noddy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2007
            • 1843

            #20
            Re: Hey! Sinners!

            Originally posted by NoNameAtAll View Post

            Praise Jesus sister, but this online bible thing worketh not for me, I like my big bumbling hard cover better in case I have to smite a queer at a bus stop PLUS it is exceedingly hard to get the highlighter marks and underlines off of my monitor when I am finished my daily reading.
            Yes, buy a real copy, like Sister MM says!

            My hardcover King James comes in handy to bop unruly heathens on Fridays when my son-in-law commands me to stand on the sidewalks of Nob Hill at lunchtime, witnessing to the unsaved (especially those sissy episscopalians on their way down the street from the cathedral, Jesus forgive noddy!)
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • LyingDingDong
              Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 263

              #21
              Re: Hey! Sinners!

              Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
              There's a copy in the fiction section of my bookshelf.
              That made me chuckle.
              I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

              "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #22
                Re: Hey! Sinners!

                Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
                That made me chuckle.
                Yes, but so do bright flashing lights, Oriental poke-a-man cartoons, and elderly Christians falling over in the street. Seriously, chuckling at one of Joyless's posts is like supporting al'Qaeda, except at least the Democrats who support the terrorists have some kind of a logical explanation for their actions (i.e. they hate freedom and America). What's your excuse?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • LyingDingDong
                  Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 263

                  #23
                  Re: Hey! Sinners!

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Yes, but so do bright flashing lights, Oriental poke-a-man cartoons, and elderly Christians falling over in the street. Seriously, chuckling at one of Joyless's posts is like supporting al'Qaeda, except at least the Democrats who support the terrorists have some kind of a logical explanation for their actions (i.e. they hate freedom and America). What's your excuse?
                  My excuse for supporting terrorists? If I had to pick a reason why I would support terrorists (because I don't) I would say it's because they hate America for the same reasons why I hate it. Christianity.
                  I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                  "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                  • Don the Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 480

                    #24
                    Re: Hey! Sinners!

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    Sinners! Look!

                    You can follow along with Brother V and study the Bible in a year!

                    Don't want to wait a whole year to see how it ends? Read it all right here! Or here! Or even here!

                    Why the King James? Because it's the only TRUE Bible!
                    Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
                    My excuse for supporting terrorists? If I had to pick a reason why I would support terrorists (because I don't) I would say it's because they hate America for the same reasons why I hate it. Christianity.
                    Why you little fudge packin, Jesus hatin', homo! You heretic - you should be stoned for your blasphemous, vile little piehole. You hate America, I have never heard such and in a public place at that.

                    I can't believe you would kiss your mother with that crab crawling, muff diving, pinko, commie, fag, junky bastard mouth of yours.
                    Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                    • LyingDingDong
                      Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 263

                      #25
                      Re: Hey! Sinners!

                      Originally posted by NoNameAtAll View Post
                      Why you little fudge packin, Jesus hatin', homo! You heretic - you should be stoned for your blasphemous, vile little piehole. You hate America, I have never heard such and in a public place at that.

                      I can't believe you would kiss your mother with that crab crawling, muff diving, pinko, commie, fag, junky bastard mouth of yours.
                      There goes that selectively reading again. Let's break it down, why do I hate America. I hate America because you're in it. Probably the same reason why you hate America is because I'm in it.
                      I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                      "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                      • Don the Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 480

                        #26
                        Re: Hey! Sinners!

                        Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
                        There goes that selectively reading again. Let's break it down, why do I hate America. I hate America because you're in it. Probably the same reason why you hate America is because I'm in it.
                        You said you hate America, I did NOT. I Love America. Why - because as God's chosen nation we True Christian™ Baptists™ that are all on the Straight & Narrow™ will actually get to watch you queers burn in hell. I personally believe that vision will exponentially increase our enjoyment of Heaven you little lunatic communist.
                        Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                        • LyingDingDong
                          Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 263

                          #27
                          Re: Hey! Sinners!

                          Originally posted by NoNameAtAll View Post
                          You said you hate America, I did NOT. I Love America. Why - because as God's chosen nation we True Christian™ Baptists™ that are all on the Straight & Narrow™ will actually get to watch you queers burn in hell. I personally believe that vision will exponentially increase our enjoyment of Heaven you little lunatic communist.
                          Tell me why I hate America and I will give you a cookie. You can find it, it's in one of the posts you quoted.
                          I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                          "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                          • Justina Thyme
                            Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 1718

                            #28
                            Re: Hey! Sinners!

                            Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                            Yes, buy a real copy, like Sister MM says!

                            My hardcover King James comes in handy to bop unruly heathens on Fridays when my son-in-law commands me to stand on the sidewalks of Nob Hill at lunchtime, witnessing to the unsaved (especially those sissy episscopalians on their way down the street from the cathedral, Jesus forgive noddy!)
                            Tell it, Sister! I can't decide which are worse, them or the cattylicks that gather in packs after their masses (perhaps that's why they call their services "masses"?) outside their so-called churches and taunt God-fearing Christians who are minding their own very profitable businesses!
                            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                            A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                            Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                            LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                            • JebediahJackson
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 1

                              #29
                              Re: Hey! Sinners!

                              And, lo, the wrath of God shall descend upon thee...

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                              • Don the Baptist
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 480

                                #30
                                Re: Hey! Sinners!

                                Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
                                There goes that selectively reading again. Let's break it down, why do I hate America. I hate America because you're in it. Probably the same reason why you hate America is because I'm in it.
                                Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
                                Tell me why I hate America and I will give you a cookie. You can find it, it's in one of the posts you quoted.
                                KingKongsDingDong: they hate America for the same reasons why I hate it. Christianity

                                Gee whiz that was tough you mushbrain!
                                Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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