[Talitha]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

I have bookshelves in eery room of my home, and every one of them full. I love to read, and I read lots of different genres.

What's an eery room? Is that where you force your Nancy husband to make babies with you?
I can't see how he could want to volunteer his Seed to someone as boring as you

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

I have bookshelves in eery room of my home, and every one of them full. I love to read, and I read lots of different genres.

See, this is why women shouldn't be educated. This poor harlot attempted to broaden her mind by reading literature, but her tiny brain couldn't handle it, and the result was the pitiful creature that posts on our forums today. Fathers, keep your daughters away from Joan Didion, Heinrich Boll and Douglas Coupland, or they'll blow a fuse in their tiny feminine brains, and they'll end up like this mongoloid.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

What's an eery room? Is that where you force your Nancy husband to make babies with you?
I can't see how he could want to volunteer his Seed to someone as boring as you

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Sinners! Look!

You can follow along with Brother V and study the Bible in a year!

Don't want to wait a whole year to see how it ends? Read it all right here! Or here! Or even here!

Why the King James? Because it's the only TRUE Bible!

Praise Jesus sister, but this online bible thing worketh not for me, I like my big bumbling hard cover better in case I have to smite a queer at a bus stop PLUS it is exceedingly hard to get the highlighter marks and underlines off of my monitor when I am finished my daily reading.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Praise Jesus sister, but this online bible thing worketh not for me, I like my big bumbling hard cover better in case I have to smite a queer at a bus stop PLUS it is exceedingly hard to get the highlighter marks and underlines off of my monitor when I am finished my daily reading.

Yes, buy a real copy, like Sister MM says!

My hardcover King James comes in handy to bop unruly heathens on Fridays when my son-in-law commands me to stand on the sidewalks of Nob Hill at lunchtime, witnessing to the unsaved (especially those sissy episscopalians on their way down the street from the cathedral, Jesus forgive noddy!)

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

There's a copy in the fiction section of my bookshelf.

That made me chuckle.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

That made me chuckle.

Yes, but so do bright flashing lights, Oriental poke-a-man cartoons, and elderly Christians falling over in the street. Seriously, chuckling at one of Joyless's posts is like supporting al'Qaeda, except at least the Democrats who support the terrorists have some kind of a logical explanation for their actions (i.e. they hate freedom and America). What's your excuse?

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Yes, but so do bright flashing lights, Oriental poke-a-man cartoons, and elderly Christians falling over in the street. Seriously, chuckling at one of Joyless's posts is like supporting al'Qaeda, except at least the Democrats who support the terrorists have some kind of a logical explanation for their actions (i.e. they hate freedom and America). What's your excuse?

My excuse for supporting terrorists? If I had to pick a reason why I would support terrorists (because I don't) I would say it's because they hate America for the same reasons why I hate it. Christianity.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Sinners! Look!

You can follow along with Brother V and study the Bible in a year!

Don't want to wait a whole year to see how it ends? Read it all right here! Or here! Or even here!

Why the King James? Because it's the only TRUE Bible!

My excuse for supporting terrorists? If I had to pick a reason why I would support terrorists (because I don't) I would say it's because they hate America for the same reasons why I hate it. Christianity.

Why you little fudge packin, Jesus hatin', homo! You heretic - you should be stoned for your blasphemous, vile little piehole. You hate America, I have never heard such and in a public place at that.

I can't believe you would kiss your mother with that crab crawling, muff diving, pinko, commie, fag, junky bastard mouth of yours.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Why you little fudge packin, Jesus hatin', homo! You heretic - you should be stoned for your blasphemous, vile little piehole. You hate America, I have never heard such and in a public place at that.

I can't believe you would kiss your mother with that crab crawling, muff diving, pinko, commie, fag, junky bastard mouth of yours.

There goes that selectively reading again. Let's break it down, why do I hate America. I hate America because you're in it. Probably the same reason why you hate America is because I'm in it.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

There goes that selectively reading again. Let's break it down, why do I hate America. I hate America because you're in it. Probably the same reason why you hate America is because I'm in it.

You said you hate America, I did NOT. I Love America. Why - because as God's chosen nation we True Christian™ Baptists™ that are all on the Straight & Narrow™ will actually get to watch you queers burn in hell. I personally believe that vision will exponentially increase our enjoyment of Heaven you little lunatic communist.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

You said you hate America, I did NOT. I Love America. Why - because as God's chosen nation we True Christian™ Baptists™ that are all on the Straight & Narrow™ will actually get to watch you queers burn in hell. I personally believe that vision will exponentially increase our enjoyment of Heaven you little lunatic communist.

Tell me why I hate America and I will give you a cookie. You can find it, it's in one of the posts you quoted.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Yes, buy a real copy, like Sister MM says!

My hardcover King James comes in handy to bop unruly heathens on Fridays when my son-in-law commands me to stand on the sidewalks of Nob Hill at lunchtime, witnessing to the unsaved (especially those sissy episscopalians on their way down the street from the cathedral, Jesus forgive noddy!)

Tell it, Sister! I can't decide which are worse, them or the cattylicks that gather in packs after their masses (perhaps that's why they call their services "masses"?) outside their so-called churches and taunt God-fearing Christians who are minding their own very profitable businesses!

[JebediahJackson]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

And, lo, the wrath of God shall descend upon thee...

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

There goes that selectively reading again. Let's break it down, why do I hate America. I hate America because you're in it. Probably the same reason why you hate America is because I'm in it.

Tell me why I hate America and I will give you a cookie. You can find it, it's in one of the posts you quoted.

KingKongsDingDong: they hate America for the same reasons why I hate it. Christianity

Gee whiz that was tough you mushbrain!